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It's official, Elvis lives [inflationary cosmology saves the King!]
Telegraph.co.uk ^ | 16 January 2007 | Marcus Chown

Posted on 01/15/2007 6:32:55 PM PST by snarks_when_bored

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1 posted on 01/15/2007 6:32:57 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: RadioAstronomer; longshadow; grey_whiskers; PatrickHenry; headsonpikes; Iris7; Junior; ...

The King lives...all over the place...


2 posted on 01/15/2007 6:33:59 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: snarks_when_bored
Cue Mojo Nixon.....
3 posted on 01/15/2007 6:36:48 PM PST by cmsgop ( How do we know he's NOT Mel Torme?)
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To: snarks_when_bored

Thank yuh varrah mush.


4 posted on 01/15/2007 6:36:48 PM PST by commandante_zero (Nice kitty, kitty...ZOT!)
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To: snarks_when_bored

weird physics bump


5 posted on 01/15/2007 6:37:23 PM PST by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: snarks_when_bored

So somewhere my pet dog Blackie lives on. Sniff.


6 posted on 01/15/2007 6:38:59 PM PST by saganite (Billions and billions and billions-------and that's just the NASA budget!)
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To: snarks_when_bored

Pass the bong, man.


7 posted on 01/15/2007 6:40:08 PM PST by Nachoman (Just because you're a kook doesn't mean there isn't a conspiracy.)
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To: snarks_when_bored

This had been guessed at years ago in DC Comics when Superman would try to go into the past and change things, only to find that he went into a parallel universe. The DC editors even maintained that in an infinite universe, there would be a few with a REAL Superman where their stories actually happened. The 50's through '80's Superman was earth-1, the golden age Saperman was on earth-2. We live on earth-prime. More earths were made for Captain Marvel, Quality comics heroes and various rogue superheroes.

There was also a scifi short story where people found out about this and started killing themselves because somewhere else another version of them did not make the same stupid mistakes.

Frankly, there are severe metaphysical problems with this approach. Stanley Jaki deals with this in "Is there a multiverse?" I am sure there are better treatises that show the theory to be absurd.


8 posted on 01/15/2007 6:42:31 PM PST by sittnick (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: cmsgop

Elvis needs boats!


9 posted on 01/15/2007 6:42:36 PM PST by Doohickey (I am not unappeasable. YOU are just too easily appeased.)
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To: snarks_when_bored

He left an an important piece. These infinite universes are expanding and eventually will collide.

And no one knows what will happen then.


10 posted on 01/15/2007 6:44:17 PM PST by Dog Gone
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To: sittnick
Do you have a link for Jaki's article?

Here are some archiv.org links to articles about the multiverse:

http://xxx.lanl.gov/find/grp_physics/1/ti:+multiverse/0/1/0/all/0/1

11 posted on 01/15/2007 6:47:50 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: cmsgop; SortaBichy
Enhancing Sorta's Graceland Adventure Bump!

(Elvis woulda loved the concept of an In-N-Out Double Double...I could use one myself, just about now)

12 posted on 01/15/2007 6:48:25 PM PST by ErnBatavia (recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
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To: snarks_when_bored
Something that I have never heard scientists discuss in regards to infinite multiverses:

With infinite multiverses there is no such thing as morality.

If every possible universe exists then there are an infinite number of universes in which I am a saint and an infinite number of universes in which I am an axe murderer.

Even if at some level God has decided that axe murdering is a bad thing, if He has created a universe in which infinite copies of each person he created are axe murderers then it doesn't say much for the proscription against axe murdering.

It would be like the enforcement of speeding laws where everyone is pretty much allowed to speed most of the time and are only nabbed when they are speeding excessively or the odd occasion when the officers are overly zealous.

Or like the current "enforcement" of our immigration laws.

13 posted on 01/15/2007 6:50:13 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: Dog Gone
When pairs of bubbles collide, there will be Double Trouble!
14 posted on 01/15/2007 6:50:47 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: snarks_when_bored

Well, I hope that the other bannies are as fortunate as I have been in being an American.


15 posted on 01/15/2007 6:50:53 PM PST by bannie
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To: snarks_when_bored

Cool theory, but when are the creationists going to show up?


16 posted on 01/15/2007 6:51:11 PM PST by phantomworker ("Ask me whether what I have done is my life." - Wm Stafford)
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To: sittnick

Bizarro World?


17 posted on 01/15/2007 6:51:26 PM PST by bannie
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To: potlatch; snarks_when_bored


18 posted on 01/15/2007 6:51:49 PM PST by devolve ( ....shop_invest_and_hire_wisely)
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To: snarks_when_bored

LOL, that's one potential outcome, but as a layman I'd have to say that there are probably an infinite amount of outcomes.

I mean, it has to be possible that when two of the universes collide, American Idol is on every channel all day long.

[shudder]


19 posted on 01/15/2007 6:54:35 PM PST by Dog Gone
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To: devolve

I was afraid of this, lol. You've got Elvis singing, "I'm All Shook Up"!!


20 posted on 01/15/2007 6:56:06 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: ErnBatavia
My Mom said it was in the 20's last night in PS, up here in WA it was 18. I'm shocked
21 posted on 01/15/2007 6:56:33 PM PST by cmsgop ( How do we know he's NOT Mel Torme?)
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

The nihilist holds that all is permitted. The multiverse theorist holds that all that accords with the laws of inflation and quantum mechanics is permitted. Either way, though, the notion that there's a deity that lays down and subsequently enforces a unique moral law fades away.


22 posted on 01/15/2007 6:58:01 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: cmsgop

ELVIS IS EVERYWHERE - Mojo Nixon

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis
In each and every one of you out there.

Lemme tell ya...
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll...

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody...

Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheesburgers
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvis is in your mom!

He's in everybody.
He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Elvis in 'em too

Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis

Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
lemme tell ya.

Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.

And Elvis is in Joan Rivers
but he's trying to get out, man!
He's trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?

Let me tell ya!

Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!

Yeah, man you see guys
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they're talking to allah,
they're talking to themself.
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
ELVIS! ELVIS!

You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.

Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is.

Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.

They look like Elvis.
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.
Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness

Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Elvis inside of you.

Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Elvis, heal me!"
"Save me, Elvis!"
"Make me be born again
in the perfect Elvis light"

That's right!
You've got that Elvis inside of ya
and he's talkin to ya
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!

Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either
Everybody!
Yeah, we're rockin now!

Elvis is with us.
He's with us and he's speaking to us.
He says "Peoples!"
"Peoples!"
"Everybody!"
"Everybody got to sing!"

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis!



23 posted on 01/15/2007 6:58:02 PM PST by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Championship U)
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To: potlatch


Good choice

3 cells instead of 1 and I coulda done that!


24 posted on 01/15/2007 6:59:18 PM PST by devolve ( ....shop_invest_and_hire_wisely)
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To: devolve

Too late, too late, lol.


25 posted on 01/15/2007 7:01:57 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: snarks_when_bored

There's no cosmology to back up the theory, but such a formulation also means that every possible Earth gets "born" at a different time.

So, sufficient distance travel would be the same as time travel.

Even so, it doesn't help. Whatever world you're trying to find, it will take you an infinity to find it.

Which reminds of my tagline of long ago -- "I once thought that I would live forever ... but that was an eternity ago."


26 posted on 01/15/2007 7:06:04 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My tuner doesn't have good taste the way it used to!)
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To: NicknamedBob
There's no cosmology to back up the theory...

From the article:

Now, inflation is no airy-fairy theoretical idea. It has been pretty much confirmed in the past year by data collected by Nasa's "Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe", which is observing the dim "afterglow" of the Big Bang fireball from far out in space. And inflation predicts more than that – there are an infinite number of bubble regions like our observable universe.

27 posted on 01/15/2007 7:10:22 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: KevinDavis; sig226

Ping....I wonder who else I pinged in some of those
alternate planes....JJ61(or am I 62 here?)


28 posted on 01/15/2007 7:14:17 PM PST by JerseyJohn61 (Better Late Than Never.......sometimes over lapping is worth the effort....)
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To: snarks_when_bored
Elvis still lives and so does John Wayne, Marilyn Monroe, and a lot of other influential people. They are alive in our thoughts, dreams, and motivations because they are an important part of history...the part we need to learn from.

*The last 7 words of that sentence should earn me a retroactive failure in my English classes back in the early 60's at Iowa State.

29 posted on 01/15/2007 7:14:58 PM PST by capt. norm (Liberalism = cowardice disguised as tolerance.)
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To: snarks_when_bored
Oh, great, we can look forward to seeing Tickle Me II !


30 posted on 01/15/2007 7:18:49 PM PST by Revolting cat! (We all need someone we can bleed on...)
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To: dfwgator

http://www.mojonixon.com/elvis.ram


31 posted on 01/15/2007 7:20:01 PM PST by Uriah_lost (We've got enough youth, how about a "fountain of smart")
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To: snarks_when_bored
No, I meant there's no evidence to suggest that my interpretation, (that the Earths start out at different times,) is any more valid than their starting out in synchrony.
32 posted on 01/15/2007 7:29:14 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My tuner doesn't have good taste the way it used to!)
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To: Revolting cat!

!!


33 posted on 01/15/2007 7:29:34 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: NicknamedBob

Ah, I see...


34 posted on 01/15/2007 7:31:04 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: snarks_when_bored
Damn right he lives,I saw him Crying In The Chapel
35 posted on 01/15/2007 7:36:40 PM PST by mdittmar (May God watch over those who serve,and have served, to keep us free.)
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To: potlatch

 SORRY POTLATCH! 

  I'M ALL SHOOK UP! 


36 posted on 01/15/2007 7:40:09 PM PST by devolve ( ....shop_invest_and_hire_wisely)
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To: mdittmar
Damn right he lives,I saw him Crying In The Chapel
37 posted on 01/15/2007 7:40:51 PM PST by mdittmar (May God watch over those who serve,and have served, to keep us free.)
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To: devolve

Aww, that is very cute! Looks like Charlie is singing along!

You've got the one and only 'you know what' on the internet right now!!


38 posted on 01/15/2007 7:45:11 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: sittnick

"I am sure there are better treatises that show the theory to be absurd."

It does seem crazy, doesn't it? As crazy as invisible men in the sky, though? Hmmmm. To each his (many) own, I guess.


39 posted on 01/15/2007 7:48:53 PM PST by gcruse (http://garycruse.blogspot.com/)
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To: snarks_when_bored
My older sister brought me up on Elvis. I was just in a child, and she was a young teen madly in love with him. My daddy made sure she had a record player, and she saved her lunch money to buy his records. I think I know about every lyric to every song, even the ones from the crappy movies Crnl Parker stuck him with. He was such a gentleman, just a poor country boy with a strong faith, and USED by so many. He had the potential to be one of the great actors of all time. Below is on of my favorite pictures of Elvis, in his prime, and the song that best describes him:

Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell
Jimmy Rogers on the victrola up high
Mama's dancing with baby on her shoulder

The Sun is setting like molasses in the sky.
The boy could sing, knew how to move, everything.
Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for.

Black velvet and that little boy smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your knees
Black velvet if you please.

Up in Memphis the music's like a heat wave
White lightning, bound to drive you wild.
Mama's baby's in the heart of every school girl
"Love me tender" leaves 'em cryin' in the aisle
The way he moved, it was a sin, so sweet and true.
Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for

Black velvet and that little boy smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your knees
Black velvet if you please.

Every word of every song that he sang was for you.
In a flash he was gone, it happened so soon,
What could you do?

Black velvet and that little boy smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style
Black velvet, if you please.

40 posted on 01/15/2007 7:49:26 PM PST by LisaMalia (God Bless President Bush and our Troops....still proud of my Buckeyes!....)
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To: potlatch; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; MeekOneGOP; dixiechick2000; Lady Jag; Liz; dfwgator




 PYRAMIDS?! 

  LITTLE DARLIN' 




41 posted on 01/15/2007 8:16:09 PM PST by devolve ( ....shop_invest_and_hire_wisely)
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To: snarks_when_bored
Hugh Everett's Many World's Theory that all possible outcomes are realized.

Holy moly.

42 posted on 01/15/2007 8:17:00 PM PST by onedoug
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To: snarks_when_bored
Uh, I'm so glad I read this....


43 posted on 01/15/2007 8:21:20 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there)
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To: onedoug
Hugh Everett's Many World's Theory that all possible outcomes are realized.

Not quite. The bubble universes in the multiverse occupy the same causal reality; the many worlds of Everett continue to branch into separate causal realities.

44 posted on 01/15/2007 8:28:07 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: snarks_when_bored

"Ah'm everywhere there's enough peanut butter and banana sandwiches an' fried chicken an' biscuits, baby!"

45 posted on 01/15/2007 8:31:25 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (I'm pretty sure the phrase life is too short doesn't exist in Islam-Dennis Miller)
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To: devolve

Very nice, you're in your 'element'!


46 posted on 01/15/2007 8:38:29 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: snarks_when_bored
The nihilist holds that all is permitted. The multiverse theorist holds that all that accords with the laws of inflation and quantum mechanics is permitted. Either way, though, the notion that there's a deity that lays down and subsequently enforces a unique moral law fades away.

The diety fades away in part because of the concept of infinity, that being, if the diety created the universe, who created the diety? However, the same concept of infinity raises the same question of where did all the energy/matter in the universe/multiverse come from?

47 posted on 01/15/2007 8:41:54 PM PST by fso301
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To: fso301
...where did all the energy/matter in the universe/multiverse come from?

Ex nihilo. If nothingness is unstable, there is a non-zero (albeit terrifyingly miniscule) probability for a patch of negative pressure energy to come into being; once that happens, the process of inflation gets underway and extends to spatial infinity and towards temporal (future, at least) eternity, giving birth to infinitely many bubble universes along the way.

48 posted on 01/15/2007 8:51:17 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: snarks_when_bored
Ex nihilo. If nothingness is unstable, there is a non-zero (albeit terrifyingly miniscule) probability for a patch of negative pressure energy to come into being; once that happens, the process of inflation gets underway and extends to spatial infinity and towards temporal (future, at least) eternity, giving birth to infinitely many bubble universes along the way.

Very interesting, I never heard of such concept. Of course, since i don't pretent to understand cosmology, that should come as no surprise.

49 posted on 01/15/2007 9:03:59 PM PST by fso301
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To: sittnick
There was also a scifi short story where people found out about this and started killing themselves because somewhere else another version of them did not make the same stupid mistakes.

"All the Myriad Ways" by Larry Niven.

The story involves the discovery of parallel universes where a universe is created every time someone makes a decision. Wheat bread or rye for your sandwich? Parallel universe created right there: one where you had wheat bread and another where you choose rye. The realization that such universes are created for each decision robs a large segment of the population from the belief in right and wrong. After all if you agonize over this moral choice, what good does it do you? A parallel version of yourself will make the exact opposite choice. So there is no right or wrong. Everything will occur anyway. So, given that, why not do whatever you want? Or why not think about killing yourself and in so pondering the question, another parallel universe is created in which you actually do the deed.

50 posted on 01/15/2007 9:11:08 PM PST by PackerBronco
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