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Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology
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| January 23, 2007
| EMILY SMITH
Posted on 01/23/2007 9:43:34 AM PST by null and void
TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.
The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.
And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.
A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.
“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: assclown; blasphemy; cultofpersonality; deceiver; dorkbrain; fakereligion; kook; loon; nutjobreligion; scientology; spacealienssaywhat; tinfoilhat; tomcruise
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To: null and void
Scientologists appear to be masters of Cruise control.
To: stm
How dare those whacko compare him to our Savior? That is outright blashphemy. The nice thing is that we won't start riots and demand people lose their jobs or be beheaded for saying it.
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:53:12 AM PST
by
workerbee
(Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.)
To: RichInOC
OMG!!! Hilarious!! (well, sort of...) :)
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:53:18 AM PST
by
bonfire
To: null and void
"Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation."
L Ron put out a more goofy far out creation story than any I have heard so far. A Scientologists brain would have to be in the pounded into jam stage before they would believe any of it.
It must be that by the time they are initiated into the so called inner mysteries, crock of crap tho they are, they have spent too much time and money and are so indoctrinated and incriminated that they cannot quit.
To: RichInOC
"So let's nail him up, let him die, bury him, and see if he comes back alive in a few days."
Mission Impossible IV????
LOL
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:53:32 AM PST
by
volunbeer
(Jesus wept)
To: null and void
I haven't a clue who a scientologist would call out to from the Cross
The U.S. Treasury?
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:54:00 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Everytime a jihadist dies, an angel gets its wings.)
To: null and void
Does "wtf?" count as a question?
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:54:02 AM PST
by
dangus
(Pope calls Islam violent; Millions of Moslems demonstrate)
To: null and void
That's snrk not Snark... Rhymes with irk, not ark....
I guess I had vowel envy...never mind...
To: Howlin; onyx; Clemenza; Petronski; GummyIII; SevenofNine; veronica; Xenalyte; CheneyChick; Melas; ..
To: frankenMonkey
No, Ron is God, Miscavage is the Pope...
Seriously, I personally knew some members of the "Ron is God" club.
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:55:02 AM PST
by
null and void
(<----- Shocked and odd...)
To: EveningStar
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:55:28 AM PST
by
KoRn
To: Borges
I heard from people who know people who know people that work in the industry that Cruise's homosexuality is one of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood. WOW! I didn't know he was gay!?!?!?.............
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:55:28 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Rachel Carson is responsible for more deaths than Adolf Hitler...............)
To: EveningStar
Hope SP has another episode starring Tom!
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:55:28 AM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: Borges
I have relatives in the film business. The only reason Cruise is not 'outed' is that his people will sue for defamation at the drop of a hint. They have plenty of money to bankrupt almost anyone brave and/or foolish enough to go public without ironclad proof.
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:56:05 AM PST
by
RebelBanker
(May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.)
To: null and void
Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views.That would make me Christlike also. And I know I don't qualify.
To: stm
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:56:14 AM PST
by
null and void
(<----- Shocked and odd...)
To: snarks_when_bored
Would you like to buy a vowel?......check eBay........
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:56:16 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Rachel Carson is responsible for more deaths than Adolf Hitler...............)
To: null and void
Leader L Ron Hubbard "Inventor" L. Ron Hubbard.
Scientology is as much a religion as Kwanzaa is a holiday.
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:56:22 AM PST
by
Tanniker Smith
(I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
To: Red Badger
Sarcasm? :-) but seriously I had a tough time convincing a female friend of mine. (He can't be gay...he just can't!)
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:56:44 AM PST
by
Borges
To: null and void
Does this mean Tom is L Ron reincarnated, ala the South Park "Trapped in the Closet" episode.
"Tom Cruise, come out of the closet!"
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posted on
01/23/2007 9:56:48 AM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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