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Latest Iraq casualty: No more Kerry to kick around (Howie's take on ol' 'Live Shot')
Boston Herald ^ | 1/25/07 | Howie Carr

Posted on 01/25/2007 9:12:04 AM PST by teddyballgame

Now will the moonbats finally peel the old 2004 Kerry-Edwards bumperstickers off their Volvos?

What a shame we won’t have John Forbes “Liveshot” Kerry to kick aroundanymore! From “Do you know who I am?” to “Do you know who I was?,” somewhere, Manny Ortiz weeps.

Who will the windsurfing caucus back now? In Green Bay, they’re draping “Lambert Field” in black crepe. What happens tothe “magic hat” he wore during - yes, Christmas in Cambodia? Can he get back to training to run “again” in the Boston Marathon, not to mention hunting that 24-point buck that he claimed he stalked down on the Cape?

No more will we see him out on the campaign trail at midnight, announcing the late scores from the American League in his true-fan style: “Yankees 2,Red Sox [team stats] 3.”

The rumors started last weekend, and the key development was the appearance of Liveshot at a wake on Sunday for the mother of an elected county politician north of Boston.

When John Kerry shows up at a wake in Malden or Medford, you know he’s running for re-election to the Senate, although the way the story was told to me, some of Kerry’s oldest habits were on display outside the funeral home where the wake was held.

“It was cold, damn cold, and we were all waiting in the line to get inside,” the local pol explained. “And then that !@#$%& Kerry shows up - and he cuts the line!” Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hanoiswarhero; horseface; ichabodcrane; liveshot; lurch; terayzadumpskerry; traitor; unfitforwhaleshet

1 posted on 01/25/2007 9:12:07 AM PST by teddyballgame
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To: teddyballgame
What about..........


2 posted on 01/25/2007 9:14:14 AM PST by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: teddyballgame
It's too bad Howie's show wasn't heard nationwide in 2004. Nowhere else was Liveshot more accurately depicted.
3 posted on 01/25/2007 9:24:30 AM PST by mainepatsfan
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To: mainepatsfan

Hillary will also not give up her senate seat to solely run for the Presidency.


4 posted on 01/25/2007 9:34:49 AM PST by BlueSky194
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To: BlueSky194

No doubt.


5 posted on 01/25/2007 9:39:29 AM PST by mainepatsfan
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To: teddyballgame

Bill and Hillery's FBI files says it all IMHO!


6 posted on 01/25/2007 9:47:30 AM PST by stockpirate (John Kerry & FBI files ==> http://www.freerepublic.com/~stockpirate/)
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To: teddyballgame

Does this mean that Kerry will be selling his ridiculous "barn jacket" that he wore in his campaign?

I'll bet he has not worn that thing since.


7 posted on 01/25/2007 9:52:48 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
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To: Vaquero
Howie: "Hey John, why the long face?" lol.


8 posted on 01/25/2007 10:06:59 AM PST by leilani (Dimmi, dimmi se mai fu fatta cosa alcuna!)
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To: leilani

OOPS! Sorry about that messed-up graphic guys. I was working on a LongJohnKerry at tinypic between calls, phone rang, I jumped a mile, accidentally pressed a button somewhere & it went out w/o FR giving me a preview/confirm! My apologies (no time 2 do it right now tho')


9 posted on 01/25/2007 10:18:43 AM PST by leilani (Dimmi, dimmi se mai fu fatta cosa alcuna!)
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To: teddyballgame

Is this where I can get me a huntin license?


10 posted on 01/25/2007 10:22:36 AM PST by Loyal Buckeye
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To: teddyballgame; All; mainepatsfan
Did you happen to hear Harry 'Searchlight' Reid's comments yesterday about John Kerry not running for Prez???

It was hilarious.

Remember your high school yearbook, and the sappy crap we all wrote to each other?

Reid's statement from the Senate floor about Kerry belonged in a high school year book!

Does ANYONE know where I can find that sloppy, sappy, syrupy speech of Searchlight Reid?

11 posted on 01/25/2007 11:13:45 AM PST by beyond the sea ( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest)
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To: beyond the sea

Rush talked about Reid's statement this morning, and Rush had to remind us that Kerry was not dead and Reid did not give a eulogy, even though that's what it sounded like...


12 posted on 01/25/2007 11:32:26 AM PST by Chinito (6990th Security Group, RC-135/Combat Apple, SEA Class of '68)
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Yes, I heard Rush talk about it a while ago. That's why I want to get ahold of that silly Reid speech.

It was hilarious...........

Like your old high school yearbook.............."It was fun in Chemistry Class, John,....... throwing spittballs at Mr. Phillips and stealing his pencils. We sure had fun in class."

LOL!

13 posted on 01/25/2007 11:36:22 AM PST by beyond the sea ( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest)
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To: teddyballgame
not to mention hunting that 24-point buck that he claimed he stalked down on the Cape?

Did he get him a huntin' license there first?

14 posted on 01/25/2007 11:37:14 AM PST by CFC__VRWC (Go Gators! NCAA Football and Basketball Champions!)
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To: teddyballgame

"somewhere, Manny Ortiz weeps."

HA! Somewhere sharing a beer with Mike McGwire and Sammy Sooser no doubt!


15 posted on 01/25/2007 4:14:44 PM PST by happinesswithoutpeace (You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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To: teddyballgame

16 posted on 01/25/2007 6:19:40 PM PST by LC HOGHEAD (Hillary canít even stand up to a cheating husband, how canshe contend with N. Korea & Iran???)
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