Skip to comments.Latest Iraq casualty: No more Kerry to kick around (Howie's take on ol' 'Live Shot')
Posted on 01/25/2007 9:12:04 AM PST by teddyballgame
Now will the moonbats finally peel the old 2004 Kerry-Edwards bumperstickers off their Volvos?
What a shame we wont have John Forbes Liveshot Kerry to kick aroundanymore! From Do you know who I am? to Do you know who I was?, somewhere, Manny Ortiz weeps.
Who will the windsurfing caucus back now? In Green Bay, theyre draping Lambert Field in black crepe. What happens tothe magic hat he wore during - yes, Christmas in Cambodia? Can he get back to training to run again in the Boston Marathon, not to mention hunting that 24-point buck that he claimed he stalked down on the Cape?
No more will we see him out on the campaign trail at midnight, announcing the late scores from the American League in his true-fan style: Yankees 2,Red Sox [team stats] 3.
The rumors started last weekend, and the key development was the appearance of Liveshot at a wake on Sunday for the mother of an elected county politician north of Boston.
When John Kerry shows up at a wake in Malden or Medford, you know hes running for re-election to the Senate, although the way the story was told to me, some of Kerrys oldest habits were on display outside the funeral home where the wake was held.
It was cold, damn cold, and we were all waiting in the line to get inside, the local pol explained. And then that !@#$%& Kerry shows up - and he cuts the line! Stop me if youve heard this one before.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.bostonherald.com ...
Hillary will also not give up her senate seat to solely run for the Presidency.
Bill and Hillery's FBI files says it all IMHO!
Does this mean that Kerry will be selling his ridiculous "barn jacket" that he wore in his campaign?
I'll bet he has not worn that thing since.
OOPS! Sorry about that messed-up graphic guys. I was working on a LongJohnKerry at tinypic between calls, phone rang, I jumped a mile, accidentally pressed a button somewhere & it went out w/o FR giving me a preview/confirm! My apologies (no time 2 do it right now tho')
Is this where I can get me a huntin license?
It was hilarious.
Remember your high school yearbook, and the sappy crap we all wrote to each other?
Reid's statement from the Senate floor about Kerry belonged in a high school year book!
Does ANYONE know where I can find that sloppy, sappy, syrupy speech of Searchlight Reid?
Rush talked about Reid's statement this morning, and Rush had to remind us that Kerry was not dead and Reid did not give a eulogy, even though that's what it sounded like...
It was hilarious...........
Like your old high school yearbook.............."It was fun in Chemistry Class, John,....... throwing spittballs at Mr. Phillips and stealing his pencils. We sure had fun in class."
Did he get him a huntin' license there first?
"somewhere, Manny Ortiz weeps."
HA! Somewhere sharing a beer with Mike McGwire and Sammy Sooser no doubt!
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