(Vanity) Fish with Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter, Ted Turner

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[girlangler]

Bid on a fly fishing package for ten Anglers with President Carter and celebrity guide, Ted Turner!

You and nine of your friends will go fly-fishing with President and Mrs. Carter, with Ted Turner as your celebrity guide. You will stay at the lodge for the night, enjoy a cocktail reception an gourmet meal prepared by Chef Vagn Nielsen of Atlanta's Proof of the Pudding restaurant.

Package to include guides, gear, cocktail reception, gourment dinner and lodging for 10.

Bid on a fly fishing package for ten Anglers with President Carter and celebrity guide, Ted Turner!

You and nine of your friends will go fly-fishing with President and Mrs. Carter, with Ted Turner as your celebrity guide. You will stay at the lodge for the night, enjoy a cocktail reception an gourmet meal prepared by Chef Vagn Nielsen of Atlanta's Proof of the Pudding restaurant.

Package to include guides, gear, cocktail reception, gourment dinner and lodging for 10.

[girlangler]

Proceeds go to the Carter Center. A friend sent this to me tonight, it's legitimate. Check out the website.

Let's pool our resources and bid on this one. I'll volunteer to be the one who goes (grin).

[Mike Darancette]

Watch out for wacally wabbits.

[MamaB]

You can have it. They would scare the fish away!

[xcamel]

Just place all the bids under the name of "Mookie Al Sadr"

[Grizzled Bear]

go fly-fishing with President and Mrs. Carter, with Ted Turner as your celebrity guide.
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That would be a lot of bait unless your trying for Shark or Gator.

[dalereed]

I'll bid minus $100, if I win they pay me not to go!

[dighton]

I bid one Slobbovian rasbucknik.

[digger48]

[Beagle8U]

"Let's pool our resources and bid on this one. I'll volunteer to be the one who goes (grin)."

I'll pass. I would have to drown Carter and Turner or at least snag them on purpose on the back cast.

[SevenofNine]

Okay which one of Canteen volunteer ROFL

[GoldCountryRedneck]

I'd be tempted to wrap the leader several times around Carters neck and pull hard!

I 'spect they're just fishin' for donations....

[girlangler]

If we can invite nine other people I am going to invite Dick Cheney.

The rest of you stand in line.

[trimom]

Ah, geez. Now if we were talking about a hunting trip with Ted Nugent, I might be interested! LOL

[null and void]

Yeah, but with 9 of us...

[Argus]

I could never be a part of leaving such an irresponsibly large carbon footprint in the pristine wilderness.

[Bigh4u2]

"If we can invite nine other people I am going to invite Dick Cheney. "

Just make sure he brings his rifle.

The one that 'accidentally' fires in the wrong direction.

:)

[Beagle8U]

"Yeah, but with 9 of us..."

I admit it could be fun with 9 other FReepers. We could make them some miserable, sorry bastards for ever having their stupid contest....lol.

[Ace's Dad]

cocktail reception

This from the jerk who wouldn't serve liquor in the White House. What a jerk, but I repeat myself. JERK!

[cf_river_rat]

Gag. ;^)

[monkapotamus]

click ^^^

[null and void]

Maybe I could bring my bunny?

[Izzy Dunne]

You will stay at the lodge for the night,

Second prize will be TWO nights with J.C.

[Rb ver. 2.0]

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Enjoy!

[WorkingClassFilth]

I would have to drown Carter and Turner or at least snag them on purpose on the back cast.

No, no, no. Shove the hook under their backbone and out again. Then cast them with a slow, even delivery to avoid any tear-out. They'll stay fresher on the hook that way and swim more lively in their struggles thus promoting harder strikes by predators.

[clintonh8r]

Will they be rounding up Jews and shipping them off to camps?

[r9etb]

Just another reason to dislike fish... not that I needed more.

[Beagle8U]

"Maybe I could bring my bunny?"

Sure, bring along a Flemish giant with rabies. Anything that might give the commie bastard a heart attack would be fun for laughs.

[CatoRenasci]

Lovely! I thought it was the Onion or Scrappleface until I checked out the place!

[null and void]

Well, she is a BIG albino, don't know her breed, though.

[fish hawk]

Here's a better deal. Sign up for the Steelhead Derby on the Smith River in N. Calif. Starting March 8,9,10, 2007 and fish with Gen. Chuck Yeager and some of the Oakland Raiders and a few of the Raiderettes. The proceeds support the Rowdy Creek Fish Hatchery to insure fishing for the future. Why fish with A holes when you can fish with a real American Hero and some great football players. For more info go to rowdycreekfishhatchery.com for all the details. Better people better cause.

[billhilly]

Thanks, but no thanks. Hugging the porcelain throne while thinking about this abominable offense to normal human sensibilities leaves me too dehydrated to contemplate the joyless experience.

[billhilly]

Shotgun.

[clintonh8r]

Amy plays banjo?

[Clay Moore]

Let's deluge them with one cent bids!

[george76]

bttt

Why fish with A holes when you can fish with a real American Hero and some great football players

[george76]

[ustanker]

Bet Ted will be drunk the whole time.....Is Rosalyn included in the bid?

[girlangler]

You know, I am going to bid on this, just for laughs. I have a feeling this trip will go for pennies, since their followers are not attuned to consumptive use of natural resources.

This really could be fun.

Heck, I bid on a classic George Varney autographed handmade bambo flyrod a few months ago at at redneck conference/collection of crazies, hard living people who don't really work for a living, and I got it for $35.

Anything is possible.

I think it would be fun to hang out with these bunch of lefties for two days.

Wouldn't be my first rodeo (grin).

[aShepard]

If that's the river of Dueling Banjo's, I'd like to bid $1 million dollars, so's that I could stick a broomstick up Carter A-hole to try to get him to STFU!

[StarCMC]

You first!
:-D

[SevenofNine]

I am not fishperson ROFL

I know what going happen I do something nutty and accidently tip the boat over and JimmY carter go in the lake

[StarCMC]

Hmmm... just make sure you remove the life jackets first. LOL!

[SevenofNine]

I remember one time my dad saw Ted Fonda at Dodgers/Braves game apparently the dude was so f***k on booze that they had escort Ted from owner box set down below to down to clubhouse that true story

[SevenofNine]

Hey Monk maybe I bid on this and invitated you and tomkow ROFL

That drive Jimmy crazy photoshopping Freeper, BORG Freeper and Freeper who has voices in his head ROFL

[SevenofNine]

ROFL DUH I do that ROFL

[monkapotamus]

"Hey Monk maybe I bid on this and invitated you and tomkow ROFL

That drive Jimmy crazy photoshopping Freeper, BORG Freeper and Freeper who has voices in his head ROFL"

ROFL!!!!!

[Beagle8U]

"I think it would be fun to hang out with these bunch of lefties for two days."

If you win....Invite President Bush, Dick Cheney, JimRob, Cristian,Rush, Hanity,Ted Nugent, Ann Coulter, and Me ( to keep Ann company).

That would be the lefty's nightmare!

[bannie]

I hope a bunch of vocal conservatives win. :-)

[SevenofNine]

That pretty funny Jimmy would sayyy DAMNNNN I surrounded ROFL

[SevenofNine]

Now that funny bring along Freepers 8 Freepers Dick Cheney and yourself that good ROFL