Gabor husband may be Smith's baby's dad (No, this isn't scrappleface)

yahoo news/AP ^

[HEY4QDEMS]

[Red Badger]

Get me NBC, quick!

......and now it's time for:

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frogjerk]

[Smedley]

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

[AnotherUnixGeek]

"If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.

I feel very sorry for that poor child Smith had last year - motherless and the target of every parasite who can hope to claim paternity in hopes of controlling whatever money Smith's lawyers can pry out of some dead billionaire's estate.

[onevoter]

Funny, isn't it. Usually when paternity is at stake you can watch men scatter - at this point, nearly every man within 10 states seems to have been her love object in the time period in which the baby was conceived. Being as busy as all these men claim she was could kill anyone . . . .

[RightWhale]

This is actually better than daytime soaps. Everybody is invited to the party, no age restriction.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Latest lineup at the paternity testing center:

[MadelineZapeezda]

Here's hubby

[Joe 6-pack]

Prince may have fathered Smith Child...

I guess this wasn't his first superbowl...

[Jaded]

Who?

[rbosque]

Boy, Smith had a lively love life!

[jellybean]

If only I was a guy, I could claim to be the baby's father. I guess I'll have to settle for sister. Yeah, that's it...I'm her sister.

[frogjerk]

Now who could be the father....hmmm....

[Condor51]

I'm going on record right now -- I did NOT have an affair with Anna Nicole Smith. In addition, the rumors of me being with Paris Hilton are nothing but scurrilous lies.

There! The record is now straight.

That being said, any and all questions regarding J-Lo, Britney Spears, and/or Cindy Crawford shall be sent to my attorney. He will respond to each in due course.

thank you.

[staytrue]

This brings to mind the t shirts that read "future lottery winner"

I think t shirts that read "I fathered Anna N's baby" may becoming popular.

[NormsRevenge]

You got it! :-)

[staytrue]

Maybe nifong could indict the Duke Lacrosse team for raping anna nicole and one of them could be the father.

[nuconvert]

Maybe Gabor's hubby is the reason that she didn't want a paternity test done....because neither of those two other guys is the father?

[NormsRevenge]

Get me NBC, quick!
......and now it's time for:

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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