Skip to comments.Talking Urinal Cakes Offer Drinking And Driving Advice
Posted on 02/12/2007 2:47:51 AM PST by Paleo Conservative
click here to read article
I can see the court filings now... "Once the urine had left the defendant's body, he no longer had a reasonable expectation of privacy..."
Cakes say, "Hey buddy" "Yes, I'm talking to you!" "Come a little closer" "Smell that?" "It's booze in your pee" "Better call a cab or I'll call the cops!"
LOL. Thanks for the laugh this moring. I'm emailing that to my buds.
What are the consequences when a drunken man discovers that his urinal is talking to him?
How about "a foreign-owned cab under secret contract with the State -- putting big kickbacks into RINO Rickie's pocket"?
Who are just dumb enough not to realize the unintended consequences....men would probably just start peeing on the floor, in the sink, in the wastebasket...anywhere to avoid detection.
Big Government from Clintonista Gov. Richardson.
Matt Drudge mentioned this story on his radio show Sunday night, and he had audio clips of the talking urinal cake.
These talking urinal cakes feature a female voice saying,
"Hey there, big guy" (sexual connotations) and "you've got your future in your hands" (another sexual comment)?
Richardson is using taxpayer dollars to purchase these stupid talking urinal cakes and he's distributing them to bars and restaurants. What if the bars and restaurants don't want these silly talking urinal cakes? Can they tell the governor to shove them? Last time I checked,
bars and restaurants were privately owned in this country.
I'll bet Richardson and his cronies eventually threaten to pull the liquor license of any establishment that refuses to install these ridiculous urinal cakes.
Also, since when are drunk drivers exclusively male?
What....there aren't any women who get arrested for drunk
driving? Can you imagine the outcry from the NOW gang and other "women's" groups if a talking male voice told women not to drink and drive as they sit there on the toilet taking a whiz? Sheesh! Another double standard.
More nanny state bull crap from the morons in government.
Looks like the restroom in the Clinton White House.
I, for one, welcome our Talking Urinal Cake Overlords.
Yuck! I suppose it adds a new twist to "have your cake and eat it, too".
Where can I get some of those electric pet fish?
I did not know that a woman was another race.
Funny. My ex says we are.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.