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Talking Urinal Cakes Offer Drinking And Driving Advice
KOAT.com via The Drudge Report ^ | 2:41 pm MST February 10, 2007 | Staff

Posted on 02/12/2007 2:47:51 AM PST by Paleo Conservative

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To: meyer
Realistically, I would not put such an idea past our beloved control-happy elected officials.

I can see the court filings now... "Once the urine had left the defendant's body, he no longer had a reasonable expectation of privacy..."

51 posted on 02/12/2007 5:27:24 AM PST by bondjamesbond (Have you ever noticed that whatever the problem, the government's solution is always "more taxes"?)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Cakes say, "Hey buddy" "Yes, I'm talking to you!" "Come a little closer" "Smell that?" "It's booze in your pee" "Better call a cab or I'll call the cops!"


52 posted on 02/12/2007 5:27:27 AM PST by wolfcreek (Please Lord, May I be, one who sees what's in front of me.)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

LOL. Thanks for the laugh this moring. I'm emailing that to my buds.


53 posted on 02/12/2007 5:29:58 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Austin TX. is the home of STUPID people.)
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To: Paleo Conservative
If you answer back, you're too drunk to drive!
54 posted on 02/12/2007 5:44:49 AM PST by nctexan
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To: Paleo Conservative

What are the consequences when a drunken man discovers that his urinal is talking to him?


55 posted on 02/12/2007 5:47:38 AM PST by popdonnelly (Conservatives must have their own long march through the institutions.)
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To: hadaclueonce
Here in Texas what Rick Perry doing we will get a Twelve thousand dollar cake in each urinal that will call you a state paid for cab.

How about "a foreign-owned cab under secret contract with the State -- putting big kickbacks into RINO Rickie's pocket"?

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56 posted on 02/12/2007 5:52:05 AM PST by TXnMA ("Allah": Satan's current alias...)
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To: meyer
Realistically, I would not put such an idea past our beloved control-happy elected officials.

Who are just dumb enough not to realize the unintended consequences....men would probably just start peeing on the floor, in the sink, in the wastebasket...anywhere to avoid detection.

57 posted on 02/12/2007 5:59:41 AM PST by Mygirlsmom (Life is fatal - no one has ever gotten out alive. Why do the nannies think they can change that?)
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To: Psalm 73
In college, I used to tend bar in a sleazy little place. The bar had signs in the bathrooms that said, "Don't throw toothpicks in the can. The crabs here can pole-vault."
58 posted on 02/12/2007 6:04:37 AM PST by Malacoda (A day without a pi$$ed-off muslim is like a day without sunshine.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Big Government from Clintonista Gov. Richardson.

Matt Drudge mentioned this story on his radio show Sunday night, and he had audio clips of the talking urinal cake.

These talking urinal cakes feature a female voice saying,
"Hey there, big guy" (sexual connotations) and "you've got your future in your hands" (another sexual comment)?

Richardson is using taxpayer dollars to purchase these stupid talking urinal cakes and he's distributing them to bars and restaurants. What if the bars and restaurants don't want these silly talking urinal cakes? Can they tell the governor to shove them? Last time I checked,
bars and restaurants were privately owned in this country.
I'll bet Richardson and his cronies eventually threaten to pull the liquor license of any establishment that refuses to install these ridiculous urinal cakes.

Also, since when are drunk drivers exclusively male?
What....there aren't any women who get arrested for drunk
driving? Can you imagine the outcry from the NOW gang and other "women's" groups if a talking male voice told women not to drink and drive as they sit there on the toilet taking a whiz? Sheesh! Another double standard.

More nanny state bull crap from the morons in government.


59 posted on 02/12/2007 6:21:49 AM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (The exit strategy in Iraq is simple....VICTORY!)
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To: endthematrix

Looks like the restroom in the Clinton White House.


60 posted on 02/12/2007 9:07:25 AM PST by stbdside
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I, for one, welcome our Talking Urinal Cake Overlords.


61 posted on 02/12/2007 9:10:44 AM PST by George W. Bush
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To: trustandobey

62 posted on 02/12/2007 10:50:22 AM PST by Yehuda ("Land of the free, THANKS TO THE BRAVE!" (Choke on it, pinkos!))
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To: Yehuda

LOL!


63 posted on 02/12/2007 10:54:42 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Every time a jihadist dies, an angel gets its wings.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Yuck! I suppose it adds a new twist to "have your cake and eat it, too".


64 posted on 02/12/2007 11:40:50 AM PST by kiriath_jearim
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To: reagan_fanatic

,(: >)


65 posted on 02/12/2007 11:50:59 AM PST by Yehuda ("Land of the free, THANKS TO THE BRAVE!" (Choke on it, pinkos!))
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To: prisoner6

Where can I get some of those electric pet fish?


66 posted on 02/12/2007 1:08:28 PM PST by sam_paine (X .................................)
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To: 7thson

I did not know that a woman was another race.

Funny. My ex says we are.


67 posted on 02/16/2007 2:58:41 PM PST by Chickensoup (WE are the media....The New Media.)
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