Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Talking Urinal Cakes Offer Drinking And Driving Advice
KOAT.com via The Drudge Report ^ | 2:41 pm MST February 10, 2007 | Staff

Posted on 02/12/2007 2:47:51 AM PST by Paleo Conservative

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-67 next last
To: Dallas59

"How are they gonna tell the ladies?"

Blub, blub, gurble, blub, bubble, blub gurble........


41 posted on 02/12/2007 4:54:34 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0 (A Muslim soldier can never be loyal to a non-Muslim commander.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: MARTIAL MONK
If I'm in a bar and I'm drunk and sumthin starts talkin' to wee willy, I'm most likely to piss on myself, the wall and the three closest people tryin' to get out of there.

I'm a little jumpy at my best. If the head starts talkin', my aim is going to get really nervous. I am approaching 50 now, so the only thing getting wet would be my shoes.

42 posted on 02/12/2007 4:59:27 AM PST by IamConservative (Any man who agrees with you on everything, will lie to anyone.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: Rb ver. 2.0

Persimmons

There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while.
She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said.
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday"


43 posted on 02/12/2007 5:02:31 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Yep, and was seen by the female reliever, and arrested.
44 posted on 02/12/2007 5:06:18 AM PST by tiger-one (The night has a thousand eyes)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: Paleo Conservative

I'll pass. I don't like Wal-Mart's non-stop talking self-checkout registers, the last thing I want is a commercial while I'm in the bathroom.


45 posted on 02/12/2007 5:10:12 AM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

ROTF!


46 posted on 02/12/2007 5:14:57 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0 (A Muslim soldier can never be loyal to a non-Muslim commander.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 43 | View Replies]

To: Trteamer
Are they the official "Hanoi Jane" urinal cakes?

That's the first image that came to my mind. :-)

47 posted on 02/12/2007 5:17:11 AM PST by meyer (Bring back the Contract with America and you'll bring back the Republican majority.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Paleo Conservative

That is too funny! What talking device will the women's restroom get? Maybe just a camera and a microphone. /sarc


48 posted on 02/12/2007 5:17:56 AM PST by rabidralph (Hoo-ray, Beer!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Paleo Conservative

If they want them to work, they better be bilingual...

...This concludes this Thread Hijack. You may not return to your regularly scheduled thread...


49 posted on 02/12/2007 5:22:47 AM PST by bondjamesbond (Have you ever noticed that whatever the problem, the government's solution is always "more taxes"?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Cvengr
Next step, the urinal cake will be connected to the Internet, sample and test the urine specimen, photograph the donor, and turn red when alcohol levels exceed the legal limit for driving under the influence, then transmit a signal to your 'smart' car to disengage the ignition system, thereby causing the intoxicated patron to return to the bar and drink some more, while notifying the bartender of their liability in serving you more alcohol.

This would set up some ingenious practical jokes involving the placement of vodka directly into the urinal while an unsuspecting party is using the facilities.

Realistically, I would not put such an idea past our beloved control-happy elected officials.

50 posted on 02/12/2007 5:23:19 AM PST by meyer (Bring back the Contract with America and you'll bring back the Republican majority.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 40 | View Replies]

To: meyer
Realistically, I would not put such an idea past our beloved control-happy elected officials.

I can see the court filings now... "Once the urine had left the defendant's body, he no longer had a reasonable expectation of privacy..."

51 posted on 02/12/2007 5:27:24 AM PST by bondjamesbond (Have you ever noticed that whatever the problem, the government's solution is always "more taxes"?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 50 | View Replies]

To: Paleo Conservative

Cakes say, "Hey buddy" "Yes, I'm talking to you!" "Come a little closer" "Smell that?" "It's booze in your pee" "Better call a cab or I'll call the cops!"


52 posted on 02/12/2007 5:27:27 AM PST by wolfcreek (Please Lord, May I be, one who sees what's in front of me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

LOL. Thanks for the laugh this moring. I'm emailing that to my buds.


53 posted on 02/12/2007 5:29:58 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Austin TX. is the home of STUPID people.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 43 | View Replies]

To: Paleo Conservative
If you answer back, you're too drunk to drive!
54 posted on 02/12/2007 5:44:49 AM PST by nctexan
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Paleo Conservative

What are the consequences when a drunken man discovers that his urinal is talking to him?


55 posted on 02/12/2007 5:47:38 AM PST by popdonnelly (Conservatives must have their own long march through the institutions.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: hadaclueonce
Here in Texas what Rick Perry doing we will get a Twelve thousand dollar cake in each urinal that will call you a state paid for cab.

How about "a foreign-owned cab under secret contract with the State -- putting big kickbacks into RINO Rickie's pocket"?

'-}

56 posted on 02/12/2007 5:52:05 AM PST by TXnMA ("Allah": Satan's current alias...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: meyer
Realistically, I would not put such an idea past our beloved control-happy elected officials.

Who are just dumb enough not to realize the unintended consequences....men would probably just start peeing on the floor, in the sink, in the wastebasket...anywhere to avoid detection.

57 posted on 02/12/2007 5:59:41 AM PST by Mygirlsmom (Life is fatal - no one has ever gotten out alive. Why do the nannies think they can change that?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 50 | View Replies]

To: Psalm 73
In college, I used to tend bar in a sleazy little place. The bar had signs in the bathrooms that said, "Don't throw toothpicks in the can. The crabs here can pole-vault."
58 posted on 02/12/2007 6:04:37 AM PST by Malacoda (A day without a pi$$ed-off muslim is like a day without sunshine.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 23 | View Replies]

To: Paleo Conservative

Big Government from Clintonista Gov. Richardson.

Matt Drudge mentioned this story on his radio show Sunday night, and he had audio clips of the talking urinal cake.

These talking urinal cakes feature a female voice saying,
"Hey there, big guy" (sexual connotations) and "you've got your future in your hands" (another sexual comment)?

Richardson is using taxpayer dollars to purchase these stupid talking urinal cakes and he's distributing them to bars and restaurants. What if the bars and restaurants don't want these silly talking urinal cakes? Can they tell the governor to shove them? Last time I checked,
bars and restaurants were privately owned in this country.
I'll bet Richardson and his cronies eventually threaten to pull the liquor license of any establishment that refuses to install these ridiculous urinal cakes.

Also, since when are drunk drivers exclusively male?
What....there aren't any women who get arrested for drunk
driving? Can you imagine the outcry from the NOW gang and other "women's" groups if a talking male voice told women not to drink and drive as they sit there on the toilet taking a whiz? Sheesh! Another double standard.

More nanny state bull crap from the morons in government.


59 posted on 02/12/2007 6:21:49 AM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (The exit strategy in Iraq is simple....VICTORY!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: endthematrix

Looks like the restroom in the Clinton White House.


60 posted on 02/12/2007 9:07:25 AM PST by stbdside
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-67 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson