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To: Paleo Conservative
"What kind of person steals a urinal cake?"

That's the funniest question I've heard all day - and oh so many punch-lines.
Reminds me of a sign I saw posted by a urinal:

PLEASE DO NOT THROW
CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE URINAL -
- they get all soggy and hard to light

23 posted on 02/12/2007 3:32:50 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Psalm 73

how's about:

"if your hose is too short or your pump is too weak,
move closer dummy or you'll p!$$ on your feet"

"don't look now - the joke's in your hand"


26 posted on 02/12/2007 3:43:11 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Psalm 73
In college, I used to tend bar in a sleazy little place. The bar had signs in the bathrooms that said, "Don't throw toothpicks in the can. The crabs here can pole-vault."
58 posted on 02/12/2007 6:04:37 AM PST by Malacoda (A day without a pi$$ed-off muslim is like a day without sunshine.)
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