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To: Paleo Conservative

Great idea! If only they would say where to aim and please flush now! And for anyone who opens the door, without flushing an alarm should go off.


28 posted on 02/12/2007 3:48:20 AM PST by trustandobey
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To: trustandobey

Next step, the urinal cake will be connected to the Internet, sample and test the urine specimen, photograph the donor, and turn red when alcohol levels exceed the legal limit for driving under the influence, then transmit a signal to your 'smart' car to disengage the ignition system, thereby causing the intoxicated patron to return to the bar and drink some more, while notifying the bartender of their liability in serving you more alcohol.


40 posted on 02/12/2007 4:48:18 AM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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