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Man wins divorce from wife 'too shy' to sleep with him
Taipei Times ^ | Monday, Feb 12, 2007 | DPA, TAIPEI

Posted on 02/13/2007 10:43:22 AM PST by DogByte6RER

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Hmmmm...

I think I can hear Rodney Dangerfield tight now.

1 posted on 02/13/2007 10:43:30 AM PST by DogByte6RER
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Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting "Take my wife, please!"
2 posted on 02/13/2007 10:44:22 AM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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Dude, that's Henny Youngman you hear.


3 posted on 02/13/2007 10:45:50 AM PST by Huck (Soylent Green is People.)
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"My wife cut me down to one time a month. I guess I shouldn't feel so bad because she cut off the other two guys completely."


4 posted on 02/13/2007 10:46:14 AM PST by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Championship U)
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To: DogByte6RER; mikrofon; martin_fierro; dighton; dead; Tijeras_Slim; Xenalyte

Maybe he was being too demanding. Probably a Taipei personality.


5 posted on 02/13/2007 10:47:41 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pacific Rimshot.)
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Lin must compensate Chen NT$300,000 = US$ 9,070.
6 posted on 02/13/2007 10:47:48 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Samoans: The (low) wage slaves in the Pelosi-Starkist complex.)
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"I got in a cab the other night. I asked the driver to take some place where I could get some action. He took me to my house!"


7 posted on 02/13/2007 10:47:59 AM PST by RexBeach
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I cannot make a final determination until I see what this guy looks like.... LOL!


8 posted on 02/13/2007 10:49:39 AM PST by BossLady ("People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul" - Carl Jung)
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These days I'm satisfied if I can get into a tight parking space.


9 posted on 02/13/2007 10:49:51 AM PST by babble-on
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With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!

Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.

I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."


10 posted on 02/13/2007 10:50:55 AM PST by InvisibleChurch (Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.)
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Bump for later read.


11 posted on 02/13/2007 10:52:23 AM PST by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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To: InvisibleChurch

"My mother didn't breast feed me, she told me that she liked me as a friend."

"I figured I would walk my dog to pick up girls. Turns out my dog was using me to pick up other dogs."


12 posted on 02/13/2007 10:53:12 AM PST by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Championship U)
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On the wedding night, Lin slept fully dressed and wrapped with a quilt, the daily said, without citing any sources.

Chen, better check "her" hardware there.

13 posted on 02/13/2007 10:54:29 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Just before he died I remember him saying as he was admitted to the hospital, "If things go well, I'll be out in two weeks, if they don't, I'll be out in two hours."


14 posted on 02/13/2007 10:54:39 AM PST by Sax
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LOL

Maybe this guy should rent "The Crying Game."


15 posted on 02/13/2007 10:55:26 AM PST by william clark (DH4WH - Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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You mean this isn't normal....?


16 posted on 02/13/2007 10:55:55 AM PST by gracesdad
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I come home from work and there's a guy running naked in front of my house. I asked, why are you running naked in front of my house? He said, because you came home early!


17 posted on 02/13/2007 10:56:41 AM PST by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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I hate myself for laughing at that, and you should be ashamed.


18 posted on 02/13/2007 10:57:15 AM PST by tcostell (MOLON LABE)
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On the wedding night, Lin slept fully dressed and wrapped with a quilt, the daily said, without citing any sources.

All night, or just formosa the night?

19 posted on 02/13/2007 10:57:46 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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I think someone should have explained to her what "consummate" meant before she signed the contract. *chuckle*


20 posted on 02/13/2007 11:01:06 AM PST by LaineyDee (Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
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