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Man wins divorce from wife 'too shy' to sleep with him
Taipei Times ^ | Monday, Feb 12, 2007 | DPA, TAIPEI

Posted on 02/13/2007 10:43:22 AM PST by DogByte6RER

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To: DogByte6RER
When Chen tried to sleep with her, the report said, she pushed him away shouting: "You are ridiculous!"

John Wayne Bobbitt hears something very similar.

51 posted on 02/13/2007 11:58:47 AM PST by Sloth (The GOP is to DemonRats in politics as Michael Jackson is to Jeffrey Dahmer in babysitting.)
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To: eyedigress

We went through some tough financial times early in our marriage, my wife had to walk the streets for money. She came home with $400.25. I asked her who gave her the $.25...she said "They all did."


52 posted on 02/13/2007 12:02:19 PM PST by gorush (Exterminate the Moops!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Guess Lin is unlikley to get too many hits once her profile shows up on match.com.


53 posted on 02/13/2007 12:02:23 PM PST by rod1
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To: RexBeach
Bada Bing!
54 posted on 02/13/2007 12:04:24 PM PST by Young Werther
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To: mikrofon
Q. What did Bill Gates' wife say on their wedding night?

A. "Now I know whay you call it Micro soft."

55 posted on 02/13/2007 12:06:51 PM PST by uglybiker (AU-TO-MO-BEEEEEEEL?!!)
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How did I know this was from an Asian country?


56 posted on 02/13/2007 12:08:12 PM PST by Captainpaintball
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To: eyedigress

I wish I would have made that toast when I ran into my ex (6 months after breaking up) in a bar with two of her boyfriends present!


57 posted on 02/13/2007 12:08:28 PM PST by Syncro
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To: Charles Henrickson
Probably a Taipei personality.

That's really good!

58 posted on 02/13/2007 12:23:56 PM PST by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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To: dfwgator

ROTFLMAO!!


59 posted on 02/13/2007 12:25:31 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Reagan would vote for Hunter)
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To: real saxophonist

Anyone else have that Kajagoogoo song in their head right now?


60 posted on 02/13/2007 12:25:41 PM PST by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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To: seemoAR
His wife seemed to have a permanent headache

A man came home late at night, stinking drunk. He staggered into the bedroom where his wife was sleeping, woke her up and handed her two aspirin.

"What are these for?" she said.

"They're for your headache."

"I don't have a headache!"

"Good, then let's get started..."

61 posted on 02/13/2007 12:30:13 PM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: real saxophonist
That's really good!

Did you catch the tagline on that one?

62 posted on 02/13/2007 12:31:10 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: TYVets

I've heard, from married men, that some women want to have sex a lot, until they get married, but I haven't been married.

What food causes a woman to decrease her sex drive? Wedding cake.


63 posted on 02/13/2007 12:35:06 PM PST by PhilCollins
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To: uglybiker

Must of had a floppy disc!


64 posted on 02/13/2007 12:35:21 PM PST by ol' hoghead
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I did now! 8~)


65 posted on 02/13/2007 12:37:36 PM PST by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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To: DogByte6RER
She must have been insurmountable, inscrutable and unbearable.
66 posted on 02/13/2007 12:38:35 PM PST by ol' hoghead
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To: antiRepublicrat

LOL


67 posted on 02/13/2007 12:39:01 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Reagan would vote for Hunter)
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To: TYVets

They discovered a food that is guaranteed to cut down the sexual desire of a woman.


It's called a "Wedding Cake."


68 posted on 02/13/2007 12:41:41 PM PST by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Championship U)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
All night, or just formosa the night?

All right! That's it! For that, you get banned!

69 posted on 02/13/2007 12:44:20 PM PST by navyblue (<u>)
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To: AJMaXx

gotta keep this link for the OFST this week!!!


70 posted on 02/13/2007 12:46:59 PM PST by AJMaXx (ILU Roo.....!)
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To: DogByte6RER; devolve


71 posted on 02/13/2007 12:48:44 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Syncro
I wish I would have made that toast when I ran into my ex (6 months after breaking up) in a bar with two of her boyfriends present!

Did the same but I went over and thanked him for taking her.

72 posted on 02/13/2007 12:53:38 PM PST by righthand man (WE'RE SOUTHERN AND PROUD OF IT)
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To: Slings and Arrows

May be of some interest hehe.


73 posted on 02/13/2007 12:55:21 PM PST by KoRn
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To: dfwgator; PhilCollins
They discovered a food that is guaranteed to cut down the sexual desire of a woman.

It's called a "Wedding Cake."

Great Minds Think Alike !

74 posted on 02/13/2007 12:57:32 PM PST by TYVets (God so loved the world he didn't send a committee)
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To: uglybiker
Q. What did Bill Gates' wife say on their wedding night? A. "Now I know whay you call it Micro soft."

And Bill said in return, "and for half of $50 billion, you don't have a headache!"

75 posted on 02/13/2007 12:58:40 PM PST by BigBobber
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To: DogByte6RER

After the couple dated for three months, they married a year ago, but Lin refused to consummate the marriage, the Chinese-language daily China Times reported.

One good orgasm goes a long way toward curing shyness.


76 posted on 02/13/2007 12:59:24 PM PST by brwnsuga
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To: brwnsuga

A woman that shy has got to have some serious skeletons in her closet.


77 posted on 02/13/2007 1:03:02 PM PST by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Championship U)
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To: dfwgator

A woman that shy has got to have some serious skeletons in her closet.

Yes, they're called testes.


78 posted on 02/13/2007 1:05:50 PM PST by brwnsuga
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To: brwnsuga
Sounds like he should ask advise from Bill Clinton, seems like a lot of women didn't want to do it with him but he was able to make it happen!
79 posted on 02/13/2007 1:07:27 PM PST by NoDRodee
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To: DogByte6RER

My wife loves to talk during sex, just last week she called me from a motel room. I get no respect.


80 posted on 02/13/2007 1:11:53 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Hillary Hugo Chavez wants to "take those profits" away from you, for the common good)
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To: uglybiker

That was before he invented PowerPoint...


81 posted on 02/13/2007 1:22:11 PM PST by mikrofon (Word....)
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To: fredhead

"My wife likes to talk dirty to me during sex. Last night she called me from a motel."


82 posted on 02/13/2007 1:41:40 PM PST by lowbridge ("The mainstream media IS the Democrat Party". - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: No Blue States

Not too tired, but one I used to hear from girls in the 70s about why they can't spend more time on the phone after picking up....." I just washed my hair"


83 posted on 02/13/2007 1:48:05 PM PST by supremedoctrine ("Talent hits a target no one else can hit, genius hits a target no one else can see"--Schopenhauer)
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Sleeping-single-in-a-double-bed ping!


86 posted on 02/13/2007 1:57:51 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
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To: Slings and Arrows; DogByte6RER
Found his song, lyrics here.
87 posted on 02/13/2007 2:09:02 PM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
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To: DogByte6RER
But the judge said it was strange for Lin to refuse to consummate the marriage for one year, so he granted the divorce on Saturday and ruled that Lin must compensate Chen NT$300,000 for buying an apartment, giving Lin's family a dowry and losing face because she did not consummate the marriage.

Why can't US judges show so much common sense?!?!?!

88 posted on 02/13/2007 4:04:30 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: DogBarkTree

I love looking at the people in the background of those shots.

The guy with the cig looks like he's thinking that he can't believe what he's seeing.

The girl is laughing like that's about the funniest thing she's seen that day. (Can't blame her there.)

I'd love to know what's going through their minds.


89 posted on 02/13/2007 4:07:56 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: DogByte6RER
"I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!"

"Every time my father used to beg my mother for sex, she'd show him a picture of me!"

90 posted on 02/13/2007 4:09:52 PM PST by xJones
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To: KarlInOhio
Q. What did Chen say to his wife Lin when she refused to have sex with him on his wedding night?

A. "Fo Klis Sake.....!"

91 posted on 02/13/2007 5:33:54 PM PST by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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To: sauropod

ping


92 posted on 02/13/2007 5:59:24 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: No Blue States

lol

That clip is a riot!

Is it from John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness?


93 posted on 02/13/2007 6:41:48 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Probably a Taipei personality.

I’d sell my Seoul for your punning prowess.

94 posted on 02/13/2007 7:19:17 PM PST by dighton
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To: dighton; mikrofon; martin_fierro
I’d sell my Seoul for your punning prowess.

For my Pyongyang prowess?

95 posted on 02/13/2007 7:27:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pacific Rimshot.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
When Chen tried to sleep with her, the report said, she pushed him away shouting: “You are ridiculous!
96 posted on 02/13/2007 7:31:48 PM PST by dighton
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To: DogByte6RER

Oh, please! I suspected the wife had contracted gone Korea!


97 posted on 02/13/2007 7:32:59 PM PST by Revolting cat! (We all need someone we can bleed on...)
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To: DogByte6RER

"Take my wife, please!"


98 posted on 02/13/2007 7:36:14 PM PST by Revolting cat! (We all need someone we can bleed on...)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Arrrrrghhh! : D


99 posted on 02/13/2007 7:40:10 PM PST by skr (I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: DogByte6RER
The man surnamed Chen, a 38-year-old teacher from Tainan County was introduced to a woman surnamed Lin, 29, also a teacher, by a matchmaker.

Can they sue the matchmaker?
100 posted on 02/13/2007 7:54:26 PM PST by BJClinton (articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy)
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