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Hmmmm...

I think I can hear Rodney Dangerfield tight now.

1 posted on 02/13/2007 10:43:30 AM PST by DogByte6RER
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Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting "Take my wife, please!"
2 posted on 02/13/2007 10:44:22 AM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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"My wife cut me down to one time a month. I guess I shouldn't feel so bad because she cut off the other two guys completely."


4 posted on 02/13/2007 10:46:14 AM PST by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Championship U)
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Maybe he was being too demanding. Probably a Taipei personality.


5 posted on 02/13/2007 10:47:41 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pacific Rimshot.)
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Lin must compensate Chen NT$300,000 = US$ 9,070.
6 posted on 02/13/2007 10:47:48 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Samoans: The (low) wage slaves in the Pelosi-Starkist complex.)
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I cannot make a final determination until I see what this guy looks like.... LOL!


8 posted on 02/13/2007 10:49:39 AM PST by BossLady ("People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul" - Carl Jung)
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On the wedding night, Lin slept fully dressed and wrapped with a quilt, the daily said, without citing any sources.

Chen, better check "her" hardware there.

13 posted on 02/13/2007 10:54:29 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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You mean this isn't normal....?


16 posted on 02/13/2007 10:55:55 AM PST by gracesdad
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I think someone should have explained to her what "consummate" meant before she signed the contract. *chuckle*


20 posted on 02/13/2007 11:01:06 AM PST by LaineyDee (Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
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"When Chen tried to sleep with her, the report said, she pushed him away shouting: "You are ridiculous!"

LOL!


21 posted on 02/13/2007 11:01:14 AM PST by No Blue States
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With me, food has replaced sex.

I installed a mirror above my dining room table.

The other day my kid walked in on me. I had to cover my main dish.

23 posted on 02/13/2007 11:04:03 AM PST by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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This thread has some serious joke potential.


26 posted on 02/13/2007 11:07:16 AM PST by JamesP81 (Eph 6:12)
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When Chen tried to sleep with her, the report said, she pushed him away shouting: "You are ridiculous!"

Funny but at the same time, not funny. Poor SOB.
28 posted on 02/13/2007 11:09:00 AM PST by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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I take it he didn't test drive the car before he bought it.


29 posted on 02/13/2007 11:11:24 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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It wasnt because "she" was shy. He just has the wrong equipment.
32 posted on 02/13/2007 11:12:29 AM PST by DogBarkTree (The United States failure to act against Iran will be seen as weakness throughout the Muslim world.)
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"The first time I had $ex, it scared me to death! I was all by myself!"

Thanks, Rodney, you were great...

37 posted on 02/13/2007 11:27:34 AM PST by Chinito (6990th Security Group, RC-135/Combat Apple, SEA Class of '68)
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He should have just got a lap pillow instead. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
38 posted on 02/13/2007 11:27:47 AM PST by No Blue States
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When Chen tried to sleep with her, the report said, she pushed him away shouting: "You are ridiculous!"

That's when you get up the next morning to have the marriage annulled.

46 posted on 02/13/2007 11:43:10 AM PST by Centurion2000 (If you're not being shot at, it's not a high stress job.)
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Dude shoulda tried gettin' her all liquored up.


49 posted on 02/13/2007 11:52:48 AM PST by rogue yam
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When Chen tried to sleep with her, the report said, she pushed him away shouting: "You are ridiculous!"

John Wayne Bobbitt hears something very similar.

51 posted on 02/13/2007 11:58:47 AM PST by Sloth (The GOP is to DemonRats in politics as Michael Jackson is to Jeffrey Dahmer in babysitting.)
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Guess Lin is unlikley to get too many hits once her profile shows up on match.com.


53 posted on 02/13/2007 12:02:23 PM PST by rod1
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