I come home from work and there's a guy running naked in front of my house. I asked, why are you running naked in front of my house? He said, because you came home early!
posted on 02/13/2007 10:56:41 AM PST
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
God, I miss Rodney. He was the king of the one-liners. What a funny guy he was.
posted on 02/13/2007 11:01:20 AM PST
(Every time a jihadist dies, an angel gets its wings.)
"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
"There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows!"
posted on 02/13/2007 11:30:14 AM PST
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