I heard about a man that rented a motel room and made a call to an escort service. His wife seemed to have a permanent headache and didn't want him to bother her in bed.
He was very shocked when she knocked on his door.
A man came home late at night, stinking drunk. He staggered into the bedroom where his wife was sleeping, woke her up and handed her two aspirin.
"What are these for?" she said.
"They're for your headache."
"I don't have a headache!"
"Good, then let's get started..."