"I got in a cab the other night. I asked the driver to take some place where I could get some action. He took me to my house!"
posted on 02/13/2007 10:47:59 AM PST
posted on 02/13/2007 10:52:23 AM PST
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
I come home from work and there's a guy running naked in front of my house. I asked, why are you running naked in front of my house? He said, because you came home early!
posted on 02/13/2007 10:56:41 AM PST
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
I heard about a man that rented a motel room and made a call to an escort service. His wife seemed to have a permanent headache and didn't want him to bother her in bed.
He was very shocked when she knocked on his door.
posted on 02/13/2007 11:24:04 AM PST
(Absolute power corrupts absolutely)
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