Skip to comments.A Very Harry Ending
Posted on 02/20/2007 2:08:05 PM PST by CholeraJoe
February 18, 2007 -- HARRY Potter is not going to die.
But Professor Snape will.
Harry Potter will not hook up with Hermione. But his best friend will.
And Harry Potter will never see Dumbledore alive again. But Dumbledore will still manage to help him.
How do I know these things about the recently completed seventh and final book in the beloved Harry Potter series?
Like millions of other Potter-loving muggles, Im just guessing. Thats half the fun.
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Bwahahaha!! I wonder if we could get her to say "HEM" in one of the debates....
It's called bathos..
If you fundamental Christians could only understand that humour can come in subtle forms too, you would do wonders for your reputation.
He was joking! And he was funny too...
Not so much "interracial dating" but "inter-species" dating. Of course, for a while Dean Thomas and Ginny Weasley were dating, but itdidn't last.
Harry and Cho!
CJ, I used to think I was totally humorless, but compared to some of the other folks on this thread, I'm Mark Steyn. Wowza.
I forgot another interracial couple, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy!
Crud! I used the "A" word. People are going to think I'm a Nazi for sure.
Wrong, Narcissa is related to Sirius so she's a Black.
Narcissa was born a Black.
Did you really mean to lump interracial dating in with murder, torture, kidnapping, etc? I hope your tongue is firmly planted in your cheek.
Joe was stirring the cauldron. It sure boiled quick too!
I'm impressed that the mods only deleted one post on this thread, though.
You should not put that phrase in with all of those negative things, because interracial dating is not negative, nor is interracial marriage.... you are showing your true colors.
You know, I forgot to mention underage drinking. All the butterbeer and bootleg firewhiskey.
Interracial dating - Fred Weasley and Angelina Johnson, Cho Chang and Cedric Diggory, Harry and Parvati Patil, Ron and Padma Patil, Harry and Cho Chang, Ginny Weasley and Michael Corner, Ginny Weasley and Dean Thomas.
...and... your point is?
I'm sorry if you don't appreciate my satire. Being one-quarter Cherokee, I am the product of interracial dating and can hardly afford to disapprove of it.
You know Weasley's Wizard Weezes would be raided by the BATF in the muggle world.
Even worse, she's part Veela.
But oh, what a hotsky.
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