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What Should We Call Hillary Clinton? (William The Second?)
Sound Politics ^ | February 23, 2007 | Jim Miller

Posted on 02/23/2007 6:36:38 AM PST by yoe

Last week, Seattle PI columnist Susan Paynter said that calling her "Hillary", or "Mrs. Clinton" is unfairly dismissive. (That column got enough reactions so that Paynter wrote this follow-up.) We should, said Paynter, call her "Senator Clinton".

[snip] What's missing is her surname. Someone has apparently decided that Mrs. Clinton will be the first major single-name candidate since 1952, when Ike's P.R. gurus realized that "Eisenhower" was tough to fit on a bumper sticker.

[snip]

Mrs. Clinton announced her intentions via the Internet on a Web site called "Hillary for President. Incredibly, on the day of her announcement, the name "Clinton" did not appear anywhere in the long text on the site's home page — except when linking to articles from The Associated Press and The Washington Post, and at the very bottom in the obligatory fine print: "Paid for by Hillary Clinton for President Exploratory Committee."


TOPICS: Editorial; Politics/Elections; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: appeaser; canklesaurus; clinton; comrade; fatshanks; herthighness; piaps; thunderthighs; unfitfordogcatcher
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1 posted on 02/23/2007 6:36:39 AM PST by yoe
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To: yoe

"Canklesaurus?"


2 posted on 02/23/2007 6:37:33 AM PST by dirtboy (Duncan Hunter 08)
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To: yoe
What Should We Call Hillary Clinton?

Without getting banned?

3 posted on 02/23/2007 6:39:07 AM PST by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: yoe

Not a problem. Hildebeast does very well.


4 posted on 02/23/2007 6:39:30 AM PST by Malesherbes
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To: dirtboy
An oldie-but goody, going all the way back to about 2000/2001 on FR:

Pig
In
A
Pant
Suit:

PIAPS !

5 posted on 02/23/2007 6:40:03 AM PST by -=SoylentSquirrel=-
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To: yoe

The Dark Lord.


6 posted on 02/23/2007 6:40:44 AM PST by snowrip (Liberal? YOU HAVE NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT. Actually, you lack even a legitimate excuse.)
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To: yoe
I use the simple phrase "Her THighness Hillary Rotten Clinton".
7 posted on 02/23/2007 6:41:32 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Vote for RINOS, lose and complain by sending a self-abused stomped elephant.)
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To: yoe

"Comrade" fits nicely.


8 posted on 02/23/2007 6:42:04 AM PST by ASA Vet (The WOT should have been over on 9/12/01.)
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To: yoe

How about "Slick Willie's Doxie"?


9 posted on 02/23/2007 6:42:44 AM PST by donmeaker (The speed of light is 186,234 miles per second. Not just a good idea, its the LAW!)
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To: yoe

I vote for "Satan".


10 posted on 02/23/2007 6:43:07 AM PST by Night Hides Not (Chuck Hagel makes Joe Biden look like a statesman!)
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To: yoe

Howz' about "Her Royal Grand Hind-Ass"


11 posted on 02/23/2007 6:43:09 AM PST by laweeks (I)
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To: snowrip
Based on some polls I guess she should be called...

Socialist Hillary In Trouble

12 posted on 02/23/2007 6:43:26 AM PST by Long Island Pete
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To: yoe; dirtboy
What Should We Call Hillary Clinton?

"Shagrat" works perfectly... looks close enough...


13 posted on 02/23/2007 6:43:45 AM PST by Sir Francis Dashwood (LET'S ROLL!)
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To: snowrip

I prefer She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.


14 posted on 02/23/2007 6:47:38 AM PST by wolfpat (If you don't like the Patriot Act, you're really gonna hate Sharia Law.)
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To: yoe

"the Beaset from the East"


15 posted on 02/23/2007 6:47:45 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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To: yoe

"Toast" would suite me fine.


16 posted on 02/23/2007 6:48:40 AM PST by G Larry (Only strict constructionists on the Supreme Court!)
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To: -=SoylentSquirrel=-
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
17 posted on 02/23/2007 6:50:56 AM PST by musicman
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To: yoe
Rotham of Lesbos...
18 posted on 02/23/2007 6:51:47 AM PST by johnny7 ("We took a hell of a beating." -'Vinegar Joe' Stilwell)
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To: donmeaker
How about "Slick Willie's Doxie"?

I like slick willies WINO (Wife In Name Only)

19 posted on 02/23/2007 6:52:18 AM PST by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: yoe

Caligula


20 posted on 02/23/2007 6:54:28 AM PST by bannie
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To: yoe

When all is said and done, I'll be happy with "Loser of 2008 Election".


21 posted on 02/23/2007 6:57:16 AM PST by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) "These lefties are terminally inebriated on dishonesty." The Nuge)
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To: yoe

The Heinous Harridan


22 posted on 02/23/2007 6:57:59 AM PST by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: yoe
EVITA!
23 posted on 02/23/2007 6:58:14 AM PST by Don Corleone (Leave the gun..take the cannoli)
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To: yoe

Two of my favorites:
PJ ORoarke - Hugo Chavez in a pantsuit
and
Hillary ROB 'EM Clinton


24 posted on 02/23/2007 7:00:02 AM PST by griswold3
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To: yoe

B*tch.


25 posted on 02/23/2007 7:01:20 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Don't screw with the Kitties)
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To: yoe
The Beast works for me!
26 posted on 02/23/2007 7:01:48 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: yoe
America's Mother-in-Law.
27 posted on 02/23/2007 7:02:39 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Sloppy Seconds ! if you know what I mean.
28 posted on 02/23/2007 7:11:29 AM PST by Jambe ( Save the Cows ! -- Eat a Vegan !!!)
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To: yoe

I hope to call her "Former Senator and Presidential candidate".


29 posted on 02/23/2007 7:18:21 AM PST by TnGOP (Petey the dog is my foriegn policy advisor. He's really quite good!)
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To: yoe

We should call Hillary Clinton what she is: a dirty little Sixties Marxist.


30 posted on 02/23/2007 7:19:37 AM PST by R.W.Ratikal
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To: donmeaker
That would be an insult to Dachshunds.....

They do not like that.


31 posted on 02/23/2007 7:26:10 AM PST by WakeUpAndVote (Got towel?)
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To: yoe

Mrs. Gulch.


32 posted on 02/23/2007 7:29:34 AM PST by windsorknot
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To: yoe

See you next Tuesday


5 points to the person who figures out what I mean.

Think in acronym terms


33 posted on 02/23/2007 7:36:13 AM PST by misterrob (Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris 2008)
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To: yoe
Maybe we got it backwards. While "William" was busy in the oval orifice, maybe Hitlery was running the Country. Therefore, we should crown her Hitlery the First. If she is elected, poor "Will" will still be haunting the hall of the White House trying to find a safe place to practice what he knows best.

There, I said it!!!!!!!!!!!! Dang, I'm getting bad. Got to get some sleep and is it legal to shoot a barking dog that invaded my front lawn last night?
34 posted on 02/23/2007 7:56:30 AM PST by Logical me (Oh, well!!!)
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To: yoe

Hillary Fatshanks.


35 posted on 02/23/2007 7:56:32 AM PST by GVnana (Former Alias: GVgirl)
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To: griswold3; reagan_fanatic; Rummyfan; yoe

Repugnant Reprobate Rodham


36 posted on 02/23/2007 8:18:30 AM PST by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: yoe
In all seriousness, I have heard that calling her MRS. Clinton will set her off.
37 posted on 02/23/2007 8:23:01 AM PST by Semper Vigilantis (Fight heterophobia! Join my suit against gays, lesbians and transexuals. (Know a good lawyer?))
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To: yoe

Need to ask her what she plans to accomplish during this her third term as co-president and why she didn't tackle these issues in the 1990s.


38 posted on 02/23/2007 8:24:46 AM PST by weegee (No third term. Hillary Clinton's 2008 election run presents a Constitutional Crisis.)
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To: wolfpat

She Who Must Not Be Elected.


39 posted on 02/23/2007 8:25:30 AM PST by weegee (No third term. Hillary Clinton's 2008 election run presents a Constitutional Crisis.)
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To: Semper Vigilantis
Note she's running as "Hillary" (like Cher and Madonna), not Hillary Clinton or Mrs. Clinton.

One bit of Democrat backlash she faces in this race is that people see:

1980 Ronald Reagan/George HW Bush
1984 Ronald Reagan/George HW Bush
1988 George HW Bush/Dan Quayle
1992 Bill-Hillary Clinton (our first co-presidents)/Al Gore
1996 Bill-Hillary Clinton/Al Gore
2000 George W Bush/Dick Cheney
2004 George W Bush/Dick Cheney

and the possibly of Hillary Clinton again in immediate succession. Two families at the top for potentially 30 years (2008/2012).

What the Democrats don't acknowledge is how incestuous their presidential tickets have always been. There hasn't been a lot of blood in the running.

1892 Democrat ticket: Grover Cleveland/Adlai Stevenson WON
1896 Democrat ticket: William Bryan/Arthur Sewall(Thomas Watson) LOST
1900 Democrat ticket: William Bryan/Adlai Stevenson LOST
1908 Democrat ticket: William Bryan/John Kern LOST
1924 Democrat ticket: John Davis/Charles Bryan LOST
1952 Democrat ticket: Adlai Stevenson II/John Sparkman LOST
1956 Democrat ticket: Adlai Stevenson II/Estes Kefauver LOST
1992 Democrat ticket: William Clinton/Albert Gore Jr. WON
1996 Democrat ticket: William Clinton/Albert Gore Jr. WON
2000 Democrat ticket: Albert Gore Jr./Joseph Lieberman LOST

A bunch of perpetual candidates in this list. Charles Bryan was the brother of perpetual presidential loser William Jennings Bryan (who also lost his fight against Darwinism in the 1920s). Two of the perpetual candidates held the office of VP; Adlai never got the presidency although his namesake grandson did get the nomination. Adlai II's VP runing mate Estes Kefauver left fellow Tennessee senator Albert Gore Sr. in the dust (both tried to get the party nomination for president) thus passing the loser baton to another generation...

40 posted on 02/23/2007 8:37:36 AM PST by weegee (No third term. Hillary Clinton's 2008 election run presents a Constitutional Crisis.)
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To: weegee

The question is: when Hillary loses and has to go back to being just 1 in a 100 senators, how do you think she's gonna take out her loss?


41 posted on 02/23/2007 8:40:44 AM PST by princess leah
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To: princess leah
To All #19 post really says a lot:

RINO

WIFE IN NAME ONLY

If she doesn't like being called Mrs. Clinton then address her as that when writing about her. We all know that the woman could care less about America and more about power and money.................

42 posted on 02/23/2007 9:15:43 AM PST by yoe (Losing in Iraq and the WOT is not an option!)
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To: yoe; All

GRITCH SHRILLERY works for me.

When there's more space . . .

her unroyal lowness; her hideous heinous--bwitch-gritch Shrillery Antoinette de Fosterizer de Marx de Machiavelli de Pol Pot de Stalin de Mao de Castro de Arafart . . . de Sade

will do.


43 posted on 02/23/2007 9:18:12 AM PST by Quix (GOD ALONE IS WORTHY; GOD ALONE PAID THE PRICE; GOD ALONE IS ABLE)
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To: yoe

Don Quixote.....

She'll begin attacking windmills, soon enough...


44 posted on 02/23/2007 9:19:47 AM PST by tcrlaf (VOTE DEM! You'll Look GREAT In A Burqa!)
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To: windsorknot
Mrs. Gulch.

That's really quite good.


45 posted on 02/23/2007 9:24:50 AM PST by andy58-in-nh
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To: yoe
Perhaps . . .

SHRILL-IT

HILL-HEh__

How about . . .

HARXIST!

or . . .

HITCHY HARXIST

MONEY STEALING
TREASONOUS
GLOBALIST
POWER MONGERING
SUPER MEAN
FOUL MOUTHED
SELFISH
LYING
MACHIAVELLIAN
REACTIVE ATTACHMENT DISORDER
RESIDUE
?

46 posted on 02/23/2007 9:27:18 AM PST by Quix (GOD ALONE IS WORTHY; GOD ALONE PAID THE PRICE; GOD ALONE IS ABLE)
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To: devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; dixiechick2000; yoe

 What should we call Hillary Clinton? HEH !


47 posted on 02/23/2007 10:01:28 AM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: yoe

One scoundrel [vladimir lenin] on another, unrelated occasion used the words "political prostitute".


48 posted on 02/23/2007 11:03:29 AM PST by GSlob
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To: Graybeard58
Sorry, that should have been:

WINO

WIFE IN NAME ONLY

49 posted on 02/23/2007 12:43:07 PM PST by yoe (Losing in Iraq and the WOT is not an option!)
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To: yoe

Power Hungry B*tch!


50 posted on 02/23/2007 12:48:57 PM PST by varon (Allegiance to the constitution, always. Allegiance to a political party, never.)
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