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1 posted on 03/04/2007 7:15:04 AM PST by Valin
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Girl Scout Cookies are high-calorie, high-sugar, high in saturated fat and nearly devoid of nutrition.

This is bad because?

32 posted on 03/04/2007 8:29:35 AM PST by null and void (Let's play 6° of global warming...)
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Liberals want to ban everything because they hate life. They want to take all the fun out of living.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

33 posted on 03/04/2007 8:35:18 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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http://www.actionagainstobesity.com/NationalActionAgainstObesity/National%20Action%20Against%20Obesity.html


35 posted on 03/04/2007 8:38:46 AM PST by GOP_Lady
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MeMe Roth can eat all the healthy tube steaks she wishes and wear all of the pearl necklaces she can bear..She's looking for publicity and doesn't care who she attacks or hurts, typical liberal leftist..

I know somebody will hit it, especially after reading yesterday the 420 pound woman that gave unexpectedly the world an newborn baby...but this woman needs "Do Not Enter" tape wound around her so she won't reproduce.

37 posted on 03/04/2007 8:48:26 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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$50 says Roth is a member of the Green Party.


39 posted on 03/04/2007 9:08:19 AM PST by navyguy (We don't need more youth. What we need is a fountain of SMART.)
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Sheesh, all this could have been avoided if she had just soaked the cookies in gin then eaten them.


43 posted on 03/04/2007 9:31:55 AM PST by MHGinTN (If you've had life support. Promote life support for others.)
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It's been many, MANY, years, but back in the day my family used to buy Girl Scout cookies right on our own doorstep.

I liked the thin mints best and we always got at least 3 boxes of those.

I would pig out and go into a chocolate-mint coma.

I will be 50 this year and it hasn't killed me yet! :)

48 posted on 03/04/2007 9:45:15 AM PST by LibKill (ENOUGH! Take the warning labels off everything and let Saint Darwin do his job.)
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That would make a great title for a Grade-Z horror film.


51 posted on 03/04/2007 9:49:15 AM PST by Clintonfatigued (If the GOP were to stop worshiping Free Trade as if it were a religion, they'd win every election)
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Somehow I don't see "Girl Scout Sliced Carrots and Celery Sticks" reaching the $700 million mark.


52 posted on 03/04/2007 9:57:51 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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I couldn't imagine mixing mint cookies with tonic.


54 posted on 03/04/2007 10:00:36 AM PST by toddlintown (Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
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Hey, Mama! How many boxes of "Cold Death" do you & your Troop have left to sell?

ROFLMAO!


56 posted on 03/04/2007 10:29:35 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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Sure hope "Enforcer Roth" doesn't find out I baked a "Queen of Sheba Torte" yesterday for husbands birthday today. It has as many calories as 10 or so boxes of those "diet" Girl Scout Cookies, LOL!

Take my cake pans? Out of my cold, dead hands, you Food Gnatzie!


57 posted on 03/04/2007 10:41:32 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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But of course, more cookies do make the world a better place

It is my contention that the world would be a much more peaceful place if we all had a daily cookie and milk break.

How can you be upset with a plate of warm chocolate chip cookies in front of you?

58 posted on 03/04/2007 10:44:45 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (All that is required for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing -E. Burke)
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I need Girl Scout Cookies like I need a hole in the head. What I do whenever I pass a troop selling cookies is to give them a $1 donation. It turns out that the troop gets to keep 100% of a donation, but gets just a few cents for every box of cookies they sell. So my $1 donation is cheaper for me, healthier for me, and helps the troop more. Win, win, win.


59 posted on 03/04/2007 10:50:44 AM PST by poindexter
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"She also hosts the Wedding Gown Challenge, which encourages women to do annual checks to make sure that they still fit into their wedding gowns..."

What a Target-Rich Environment this woman provides!

If you marry a man shallow enough to expect that you're always going to look as you do on your Wedding Day, you're going to have more problems with HIM, than with your Wedding Dress, Honey!

As if all of our husbands can still fit into their Prom Tuxes or Military Uniforms! ROFLMAO!


60 posted on 03/04/2007 10:51:25 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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“Somewhere between the wedding reception and delivery room, many women abandon their brains, body and libido.”

And some people are born with the arrogance gene and should mind their own business!

62 posted on 03/04/2007 10:57:33 AM PST by kcvl
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crunchy, coconut-y, chocolate-dipped Samoan

Couldn't they find any crunchy, coconut-y, chocolate-dipped Americans to sell??

(/thread hijack)

65 posted on 03/04/2007 11:00:56 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Duncan Hunter 2008)
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In the case of Girl Scout cookies, more choices could even make you thinner. The Girl Scouts experiment with new flavors every year, and have removed trans fats from this year's batch. The new flavors tend to be low fat or boast some other health conscious modification.

And this year they also introduced a sugar-free cookie.......and they're GOOD!!!!!

68 posted on 03/04/2007 11:04:21 AM PST by Gabz (I like mine with lettuce and tomato, heinz57 and french-fried potatoes)
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Maybe when Mememememe was young, she was fat and got tormented by a bunch of Girl Scouts over it.


73 posted on 03/04/2007 11:18:18 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The Republican primary field SUCKS!!!)
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Girl Scouts Want You To Die

Those Peanut Butter Patties are so good, I'ma die happy.


78 posted on 03/04/2007 11:22:27 AM PST by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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