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Man Drives Stake In Grave Of Slobodan Milosevic
Javno ^ | Tuesday March 6, 2007 | Javno

Posted on 03/05/2007 9:52:18 PM PST by Alter Kaker

SLOBA THE VAMPIRE
Man Drives Stake In Grave Of Slobodan Milosevic
Be careful or Milosevic will get you from his grave, the police told the man who had driven a stake through Milosevic's grave.

On Saturday, Miroslav Milosevic, a well known member of the Resistance from Pozarevac, invaded the grave of Slobodan Milosevic through his neighbour's courtyard and put up a hawthorn stake, report Serbian media.

The time of vampires

He visited Milosevic's grave twice that Saturday: the first time at 1 A.M., when he wrote the following words in the Book of Memory: "Dark to dark, he is buried in the dark, my mother rests in a grave, and not in a courtyard, it is midnight, the deaf night, the time of vampires, this time I came without anything, without a hawthorn stake, and next time I will come with the hawthorn stake."

He fulfilled his promise in the afternoon of the same day, when he brought a hawthorn stake and drove it in the grave. 

Milosevic family will sue the Resistance member

- I called the police on my cell phone and let them know where I was and what I was doing and they responded by telling me to be careful or Milosevic's hand might get me from the grave. After I had staked the grave, I went and reported myself to the police. Later I gave a statement to Milan Sucurovic and he told me that late Milosevic's daughter-in-law Milica Gajic had filed charges against me for defiling the grave and that they would forward the report to the public prosecuror's office – said M. Milosevic.

This was my task in the name of the Resistance

- The very act of entering the Milosevic family's courtyard and putting the hawthorn stake was my task in the name of the Resistance, but I wanted to do it in a more painless way, without any conflict with the people who would be at the grave that day – he confessed.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: balkans; dracula; milosevic; pole; serb; serbia; vampire; vampires; yugoslavia
This is an ancient rite of purification of evil spirits, not totally inappropriate in the case of this departed, evil man.
1 posted on 03/05/2007 9:52:21 PM PST by Alter Kaker
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To: Alter Kaker

The stake ought to have been from an ash tree, not a hawthorn. Tradition calls for the same tree species on which Judas hanged himself.


2 posted on 03/05/2007 9:56:13 PM PST by GSlob
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To: GSlob

Details, details... :-)


3 posted on 03/05/2007 10:00:23 PM PST by Alter Kaker
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To: Alter Kaker

The devil is in details, and so is the vampire. Regular bullets do not work on them, only the silver ones do, and even then - only those made by melting down silver coins with a cross on them. In every demonology or inquisition manual you will find that the details such as these are all-important.


4 posted on 03/05/2007 10:05:13 PM PST by GSlob
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To: GSlob; Alter Kaker
So; don't go with formica? Even if it has a nice "oak looking" finish?
5 posted on 03/05/2007 10:13:34 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Grizzled Bear; GSlob; Alter Kaker

Unless you know the vampire's nationality, you may be in for a LONG day:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_039.html


6 posted on 03/05/2007 10:30:44 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, incineration works; garlic oil works; large bath of concentrated sulfuric acid works, too [if hot] - it dissolves the vampire.


7 posted on 03/05/2007 10:38:08 PM PST by GSlob
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To: GSlob
I hear large doses of Yanni (preferably cranked up to maximum volume output levels) are sufficient to dispatch vampires and most living and undead things.


8 posted on 03/05/2007 10:58:15 PM PST by Alter Kaker (Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind...)
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To: Alter Kaker
It's all fun and games until someone moves Slobo to the local pet sematary, whereupon he comes back to life and kills Fred Gwynne.

Um, whereupon he comes back to life, moves Fred Gwynne's body to the pet sematary, and then kills him when *he* comes back to life.

Yeah. That's it.

9 posted on 03/06/2007 12:48:59 AM PST by Hoplite
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To: GSlob

The devil is in details, and so is the vampire. Regular bullets do not work on them, only the silver ones do, and even then - only those made by melting down silver coins with a cross on them. In every demonology or inquisition manual you will find that the details such as these are all-important.




1 Thing you're obviously forgetting.. is that silver bullets kill werewolves, not vampires...

:D


10 posted on 03/06/2007 1:29:17 AM PST by MrJapan
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To: GSlob

I thought it was a stake made from holly? Also didn't realize that silver bullets had exact specifications about their origin. I'm still in the garlic and holy water mode.

Whatever, good on this guy. He recognizes evil, while us civilized folks give evil a free pass.


11 posted on 03/06/2007 1:29:36 AM PST by TheSpottedOwl
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To: MrJapan

I personally killed 3 [one was a 7-pointer, with seven teeth] using silver bullets.


12 posted on 03/06/2007 1:32:18 AM PST by GSlob
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To: GSlob

I personally killed 3 [one was a 7-pointer, with seven teeth] using silver bullets.




LMAO ;)


13 posted on 03/06/2007 1:36:49 AM PST by MrJapan
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To: Alter Kaker

If the steak is too tough, never drive it into a grave. Just send it back to the kitchen.


14 posted on 03/06/2007 1:41:18 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: GSlob; Alter Kaker
You guys obviously need to consult with this professional:


15 posted on 03/06/2007 6:44:06 AM PST by GreenLanternCorps ("It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear... " -Norm Peterson)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

Buffy the Slobo Slayer?


16 posted on 03/06/2007 7:44:09 AM PST by Alter Kaker (Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind...)
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To: kosta50

kosta ..your take on this and any cultural take on it?


17 posted on 03/06/2007 9:41:37 AM PST by ma bell (bollocks...)
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To: ma bell
kosta ..your take on this and any cultural take on it?

Resistance (in Serbian: Отпор or Otpor)

Bought and paid by a portion of the $25 million US government distributed to various groups to bring down the regime of President Miloshevich in Serbia (then Federal Republic of Yugoslavia).

They could be called 'activists' of foreign interests, consisting of pretty much do-nothing opporutnist. Organizationally immature, they tried to form a political party and failed in 2003, having received a total of 1.6% of the total vote.

They are now morphed into Tadich's Democratic Party (which seems to be a magnet for various oddballs just like Chedo Yovanovich's Liberal Democratic Party, formerly asscoiated with Tadich, which is itself made up of pretty much all the traitors one could muster in Serbia).

One of their biggest protectors and mentors was the assassinated Prime Minister Zoran Djindjich, who made spinless opprotunism his personal trademark.

This incident only shows what calibre of humanity these activists belong to. After Miloshevich stepped down, they appointed themselves as new "reovlutionary guards" who were supposed to "monitor corruption." They are so stupid, I would be surprised if they can button their own shirts.

This article attests to that.

18 posted on 03/06/2007 4:53:49 PM PST by kosta50 (Eastern Orthodoxy is pure Christianity)
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To: GSlob

I personally killed 3 [one was a 7-pointer, with seven teeth] using silver bullets.

Soft point or ballistic tip?

Baaah, people think casting silver bullets is easy,
it just means they have never tried to do it.

Wait till I get the patent on my "Compound" Stake driver!

Say, I'll have to remember this stake driving thing once
Hillery! is in her grave, but I suppose they wouldn't let me
in to Arlington to do it huh.


19 posted on 03/06/2007 5:02:59 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68
"Baaah, people think casting silver bullets is easy, it just means they have never tried to do it."
One merely needs a good blowtorch, preferably of oxygen variety, and some casting flux. Casting silver alloys is easier than gold ones, or, heaven help us, platinum. Silver ones melt lower. And as for the bullet configuration - dum-dum, with a cross-shaped perpendicular cuts in the nose.
20 posted on 03/06/2007 5:15:33 PM PST by GSlob
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To: GSlob

I saw a movie--the "Satanic Rites of Dracula"(with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee if I recall)--where hawthorn was deadly to ol' Dracula 'cause tradition said the crown of thorns was made from this wood...


21 posted on 03/06/2007 5:19:18 PM PST by Ransomed (Son of Ransomed says keep rockin' in the name of liberty!)
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To: Alter Kaker

"Good evening. I am your host...Count Slobbo..."


22 posted on 03/06/2007 5:20:26 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel-Robert Frost)
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To: GSlob

dum-dum, with a cross-shaped perpendicular cuts in the nose.

Remember, those are unlawful in the state of California to
take vampires at any time, including self defense.

Non-lethal methods must be used so the vampire can receive the treatment it is so desperately crying out for.

Note, stakes CAN be used but only during "primitive" hunts.


23 posted on 03/06/2007 5:21:11 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Ransomed

Ash tree is not from the movies, but from the good old medieval practice. Hawthorn works much worse- one could not get a stake sufficiently thick and sturdy, as hawthorn is a thin plant. Just look at that photo. His, excuse me, "stake" is something like an inch in diameter. It is more like a rod for chastising. And a proper ash stake would be at least 2, or still better, 3 inches thick.


24 posted on 03/06/2007 5:31:04 PM PST by GSlob
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To: tet68

Nah, they are only illegal during their breeding season. And in my day there was no bag limit for them, either.


25 posted on 03/06/2007 5:34:45 PM PST by GSlob
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To: GSlob

Your 'probly right--I seem to remember Chris Lee gettin' trapped in a jagger bush (I think it was supposed to be hawthorn) and being immobilized enough so Pete Cushing could stake him proper with a fence post. A hawthorn stake would 'probly only have given him slight discomfort.


26 posted on 03/06/2007 5:46:29 PM PST by Ransomed (Son of Ransomed says keep rockin' in the name of liberty!)
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