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New Weapon Against Warming: "Flatulence Cards" Offset Dog, Human Emissions
National Geographic News ^
| March 6, 2007
| Sean Markey
Posted on 03/06/2007 1:35:05 PM PST by libstripper
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To: libstripper
I'm sorry but this story just doesn't smell right!
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posted on
03/06/2007 2:05:05 PM PST
by
Ditter
To: libstripper
Bringing up flatulence's contribution to Global Warming has helped me to shame my teenage son into corking his tailpipe when I drive him home from school in the afternoon.
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posted on
03/06/2007 2:08:24 PM PST
by
Rb ver. 2.0
(A Muslim soldier can never be loyal to a non-Muslim commander.)
To: libstripper
"You are a TRULY EVIL MAN." You should smell the dogs about 45 minutes after a Taco Bell run....;-)
To: libstripper
While global warming is nothing to laugh at... I beg to differ.
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posted on
03/06/2007 2:20:27 PM PST
by
SampleMan
(Islamic tolerance is practiced by killing you last.)
To: libstripper
So next time you're in an elevator and let one rip, just pull out your card and flash it to all of your fellow passengers. "Oh, okay. For a minute there I was really disgusted. God bless you man" they'll say.
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posted on
03/06/2007 2:29:38 PM PST
by
Jaysun
(I took one look at her unfashionable eyebrows and thought to myself, "she's literally crazy.")
To: libstripper
I will offer my lawn as carbon offset credits. I promise to keep it fertilized and mowed, sucking up carbon dioxide. Please contact me for prices and terms.
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posted on
03/06/2007 3:01:02 PM PST
by
Sender
(Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.)
To: libstripper
Goodness gracious, I've got 150 head of Holstein's. Anybody want to buy some milking cows?
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posted on
03/06/2007 3:18:28 PM PST
by
Doc91678
(Doc91678)
To: libstripper
Does Al Gore own this flatulance offsets company, too?
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posted on
03/06/2007 5:15:07 PM PST
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
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