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LAX passenger hides objects in his body; bomb squad called
LA Times ^
| 3/7/07
Posted on 03/07/2007 1:42:37 PM PST by VAGOP
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:42:42 PM PST
by
VAGOP
To: VAGOP
Thank God it wasn't an Iraqi!
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:44:26 PM PST
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.)
To: KylaStarr; Cindy; StillProud2BeFree; nw_arizona_granny; Velveeta; Dolphy; appalachian_dweller; ...
More on butt magnet :P
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:44:35 PM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: VAGOP
he keeps chewing gum in his rectum?
nevermind do NOT explain this to me!
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:44:41 PM PST
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
To: VAGOP
I prefer a nice cup of herbal tea to relieve stress.
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:44:56 PM PST
by
GSWarrior
To: Coleus; Clemenza; Cagey; Liz
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:45:38 PM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: GSWarrior
or a six pack and a nice cigar!
any gerbils?
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:45:50 PM PST
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
To: VAGOP
"The rock, authorities said he told them, was from another planet."
I wonder if this was a reference to that thing in Mecca?
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:45:58 PM PST
by
Little Pig
(Is it time for "Cowboys and Muslims" yet?)
To: VAGOP
They needed a good EMP pinger. Imagine zapping him with a good pulse [from behind a protective wall], so that there would be a few thousand volts induced across that wire in his derriere. It would singe him a bit and induce an involuntary muscle contraction as well - everything would have popped out.
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:46:12 PM PST
by
GSlob
Comment #10 Removed by Moderator
To: Calpernia
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:48:08 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: VAGOP
We need to get John Edwards to search this guy.
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:48:10 PM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(] Tagline Under Construction [)
To: VAGOP
...remove items from his rectum, including a rock, chewing gum and thin wire filament. Administration officers had become alarmed because Al-Maliki was acting strange...
Hmmm, wonder why? I think it was probably the wire.
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:48:33 PM PST
by
ladtx
("It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it." -- -- General Douglas MacArthur)
To: camle
yeah, but that would learn him a thing or two.
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:48:42 PM PST
by
GSlob
To: VAGOP
"During questioning, Al-Maliki said the objects in his rectum were used to alleviate stress"
I suppose you would say anything to alleviate suspicion, if you had to.
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:49:18 PM PST
by
Little Pig
(Is it time for "Cowboys and Muslims" yet?)
To: camle
he keeps chewing gum in his rectum?
I keep mine in my Coach purse.
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:49:50 PM PST
by
brwnsuga
(Proud, Black, Conservative!!!)
To: VAGOP
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:49:51 PM PST
by
steveo
(Is there anything else I can help you with today?)
To: VAGOP
he knew what had triggered the alarm and proceeded to remove items from his rectum, including a rock, chewing gum and thin wire filament.Front runner for 2007's most bizarre quote.
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:51:03 PM PST
by
Sax
To: camle
For some reason, bubble blowing comes to mind...
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:51:36 PM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
To: Little Pig
He ought to fit in very well in San Francisco.
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posted on
03/07/2007 1:51:40 PM PST
by
MarkBsnr
(When you believe in nothing, then everything is acceptable.)
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