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Vampire hunters drove stake through Milosevic's heart
Ananova ^ | March 07 | Unknown

Posted on 03/07/2007 2:04:37 PM PST by rattrap

Serbian vampire hunters rammed a wooden stake through the heart of former dictator Slobodan Milosevic to stop him 'returning from the dead'.

Miroslav Milosevic, no relation to the former president, gave himself up to police who have launched an investigation.

He claimed he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country.

Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia, which led the country to civil war and oversaw the break up of the former Yugoslavia, condemned the desecration of the grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac.

The vampire hunters told police the three-foot-long wooden steak had been driven into the ground and through the late president's heart.

Slobodan Milosevic died on March 11, 2006, while on trial before a UN war crimes tribunal for his role in the 1990s break-up of the former Yugoslavia.

Slobodan Milosevic's daughter-in-law Milica Gajic said she planned to sue the vampire hunters and accused the police of failing to protect the grave properly.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: milosevic; vampirehunters
Truth really is stranger than fiction. This is too weird to even come up with a wiseass remark.
1 posted on 03/07/2007 2:04:40 PM PST by rattrap
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To: rattrap

Whew! One less thing to worry about I guess. ;)


2 posted on 03/07/2007 2:06:30 PM PST by GoDuke
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To: rattrap

Yeah, I re-read this thing about 4 times, certain that I was misunderstanding it.

You can't make this stuff up!


3 posted on 03/07/2007 2:07:41 PM PST by Tallguy
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To: rattrap
the three-foot-long wooden steak

I prefer it to have just a bit of charcoal flavor, myself.

4 posted on 03/07/2007 2:08:32 PM PST by steve-b (It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
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To: rattrap
Why don't they do something about these zombies?


6 posted on 03/07/2007 2:09:55 PM PST by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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To: rattrap
This is going to be all over C2C. I would listen if it wasn't on so late at night. Anybody else listen to repeats on paltalk?
7 posted on 03/07/2007 2:11:16 PM PST by tranzorZ
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To: rattrap
Abracapocus

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8 posted on 03/07/2007 2:13:57 PM PST by Sax
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To: Aaron0617
Vampire hunters drove stake through Milosevic's heart

That isn't enough you have to remove the head.

9 posted on 03/07/2007 2:16:04 PM PST by Aaron0617
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To: steve-b

That's one tough sirloin!


10 posted on 03/07/2007 2:16:53 PM PST by eyedigress
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To: rattrap

So....many....Buffy....jokes....

Head...might...explode


11 posted on 03/07/2007 2:17:50 PM PST by USMCWife6869 (Godspeed Sand Sharks.)
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To: rattrap
The vampire hunters told police the three-foot-long wooden steak had been driven into the ground and through the late president's heart.

Did they have a fiber optic camera to put into the grave to make sure they hit the target, or are they just counting on blind aim to lead them to the heart? They might have just staked his spleen.

12 posted on 03/07/2007 2:20:41 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Samoans: The (low) wage slaves in the Pelosi-Starkist complex.)
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To: rattrap

I think Milica is worried the end of the vampier line will take her with it.

13 posted on 03/07/2007 2:31:34 PM PST by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
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To: rattrap
Wouldn't they need a longer stake?

Wouldn't Milsoevic be in a coffin? Would a wooden stake penetrate a coffin?
14 posted on 03/07/2007 2:33:02 PM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: rattrap; kronos77; Bokababe

Weird!


15 posted on 03/07/2007 2:41:58 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Tallguy

or how about the guy with "chewing gum and wires stuck up his butt in Los Angeles LAX airport yesterday? Yea, he was crazy ... sure...but I wonder if that "gum" was really C4


16 posted on 03/07/2007 2:42:05 PM PST by Republicus2001
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To: rattrap

Another odd thing:

It was obviously a Westerner who did this. It was Dracula* who did the staking, and the Balkan people consider him a hero.

(*Prince Vladimir III Drakul "the Impaler", of Wallachia)


17 posted on 03/07/2007 2:49:11 PM PST by dangus
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To: rattrap

Lunatics.


18 posted on 03/07/2007 2:50:43 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: rattrap

The stake was only 3 feet long, yet it went through his heart? They bury 'em awfully shallow over there.


19 posted on 03/07/2007 2:54:37 PM PST by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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To: rattrap

Shucks, I was sure I'd see better jokes on this thread... :(


20 posted on 03/07/2007 2:57:10 PM PST by Kaylee Frye
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To: steve-b

It a shame that they did'nt do that while he was still breathing.


21 posted on 03/07/2007 3:00:13 PM PST by chiefqc
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To: KarlInOhio

Geraldo is opening the casket live tonight at 11:34 pm on Fox.


22 posted on 03/07/2007 3:02:05 PM PST by antidean
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To: rattrap
Vampire hunters drove stake through Milosevic's heart

When they buried him, did they leave the outline of a heart on the dirt above, or were these guys just really, really lucky?
23 posted on 03/07/2007 3:06:04 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Have patience with me Jesus - I'm trying)
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To: mtbopfuyn
They bury 'em awfully shallow over there.

If you bury the vampires deep they'll just be tired and angry when they dig themselves out.

24 posted on 03/07/2007 3:06:55 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Samoans: The (low) wage slaves in the Pelosi-Starkist complex.)
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To: rattrap

No, he didn`t drvoe stake tru Milosevics heart, he just sneaked to the grave and posed with stake for camera.
He is in hiding now.
National newspapers forgot to blure his face...


25 posted on 03/07/2007 3:45:25 PM PST by kronos77 (-www.savekosovo.org- and -www.kosovo.net- Save Kosovo from Islam!)
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To: rattrap; All

man that posed with stake is Miroslav Milosevic (not related), member of OTPOR Soros&Allbright funded and organised group.
He and OTPOR are hated for being Soros&Allbright mercenaries in Serbia, and avelounch of hate-protests started after event.
Event raised voices that OTPOR should be forrbiden bz court order and Milosevic`s grave to be guarded by state/organised guard.


26 posted on 03/07/2007 3:51:16 PM PST by kronos77 (-www.savekosovo.org- and -www.kosovo.net- Save Kosovo from Islam!)
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To: rattrap

Since you can't buy vampire insurance, I'd say this is the next best thing.


27 posted on 03/07/2007 4:04:45 PM PST by P.O.E.
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To: atomicpossum

The stake trick works best AFTER they are dead.


28 posted on 03/07/2007 6:10:23 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: rattrap

"This is too weird to even come up with a wiseass remark."

Hey, weird stuff is made for wiseass remarks! Come on! Step up to the grave!

My wiseass remark: Wonder if they are for hire?


29 posted on 03/07/2007 6:13:13 PM PST by oneamericanvoice (Fight Communism, Socialism! Fight the Democrats! Stand up for Freedom!)
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To: BenLurkin

"Lunatics."

Yep. His daughter wants to sue them for desecration of the grave. Uh, didn't know that anyone had to respect the grave of a despot.


30 posted on 03/07/2007 6:15:47 PM PST by oneamericanvoice (Fight Communism, Socialism! Fight the Democrats! Stand up for Freedom!)
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To: atomicpossum

You missed Al Zawahiri, Ahmandinejad, Kim Jong Il, Hugo Chavez, and the list goes on, and on, and on, and on...

I'd say Bin Laden, but I figure that he's been rotting for awhile now.


31 posted on 03/07/2007 6:19:05 PM PST by oneamericanvoice (Fight Communism, Socialism! Fight the Democrats! Stand up for Freedom!)
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To: rattrap
"The vampire hunters told police the three-foot-long wooden steak had been driven into the ground and through the late president's heart."

Am I missing something here? Or was "Milosevic's heart" buried three feet above his body? Or was he buried in such a shallow grave that a dog could dig him up?

A "3ft stake driven into the ground" should not have come anywhere near Milosevic's coffin, let alone be "driven through his heart"!

This sounds like something the National Enquirer would come up with!

32 posted on 03/07/2007 7:13:32 PM PST by Bokababe ( http://www.savekosovo.org)
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