Mayans to 'purify' sacred site after Bush visit

The Jeruselem Post ^ | 03/08/2007 | Associated Press, THE JERUSALEM POST

[Harrius Magnus]

Mayan leaders announced that priests will purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate "bad spirits" after US President George W. Bush visits next week.

"That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States, with the wars he has provoked, is going to walk in our sacred lands, is an offense for the Mayan people and their culture," Juan Tiney, the director of a national association of indigenous people and peasant farmers, said Thursday.

Bush's seven-day tour of Latin America includes a stopover beginning late Sunday in Guatemala. On Monday morning he is scheduled to visit the archaeological site Iximche on the high western plateau in a region of the Central American country populated mostly by Mayans.

Tiney said the "spirit guides of the Mayan community" decided it would be necessary to cleanse the sacred site of "bad spirits" after Bush's visit so that their ancestors could rest in peace. He also said the rites - which entail chanting and burning incense, herbs and candles - would prepare the site for the third summit of Latin American Indians March 26-30.

[Harrius Magnus]

Sorry, but screw you, you pygmies.

[Rodney King]

"That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States,

LOL. Poor W. Thinks he can buy friendship with the latinos. Look, they will hate us no matter what we do, therefore there is no need to pander to them on immigration (or anything else).

[P-40]

an offense for the Mayan people

I didn't know they were still around. Didn't Geico tick them off? :)

[Tax-chick]

Way to make the Mayans look like idiots.

[JHBowden]

The only spirits this group of Mayans see are inside their skulls. These people really need to lay off the coke, and possibly open a science textbook.

[Miss Didi]

Burning sage usually does the trick.

[muawiyah]

The Mayan spirit guides are disturbed ~ they always have been ~ and they are useless. Look at what happened to the place when the weather got bad just over a thousand years ago ~ destroyed the place!

Now if we could just get all the Maya to go back home everything would be better Fur Shur.

[Jeff Chandler]

No wonder the Aztecs kicked their butts. Those people are stupid.

[silver charm]

well la te da!

I'm waiting for them to come up here and purify even a fraction of the land they have polluted while they camped out illegally in this country!

[exit82]

Gee, at least President Bush didn't perform human sacrife like your ancestors did.

People in glass temples shouldn't throw stones.

By the way, if we were persecuting your brothers so much, what do they keep coming here?

[Anti-Bubba182]

"Mayan leaders announced that priests will purify a sacred archaeological site...."

They pee on it.

[rlmorel]

Maybe they will perform a human sacrifice to complete the purification.

I know of a few liberals I can send down there for a little vacation.

[Txsleuth]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[onedoug]

Cannibalistic "purification"?

[Proudcongal]

Classic example of evil has become good and good has become evil. I guess they think Saddam was a saint.

[Unam Sanctam]

Does anybody in the world have any manners anymore?

[abishai]

I didn't know they were still around either. I hope they revise their calendar. It should end in five years.

[LibKill]

To my way of thinking President Bush should discard the shoes he wore there.

However, if these nit-wits insist on 'purifying' the place, they should BURN it.

"Nothing purifies like fire." (Matthias, The Omega Man)

[rlpfly]

Perhaps we should purify the ground before Bush's visit .
A napalm strike should do nicely.

[Jorge]

Mayan leaders announced that priests will purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate "bad spirits" after US President George W. Bush visits next week.

Idiots. Perhaps they would prefer a pro-terrorists leader visit their filthy graves.

[A_perfect_lady]

I wonder how they'll purify it? Some ancient, traditional, mystical way maybe... sacrifice a 12 year old girl or something?

[Irish Rose]

In all honesty, if I were President Bush, I wouldn't care enough even to be irritated. This is way too silly to be offended at.

[Dustbunny]

Mayans to 'purify' sacred site after Bush visit

I'll bet Mayans don't realize that Americans could care less what they think.

[Mr. Mojo]

"That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States...."

Persecution? Borders wide open, welfare freebies given out like candy, instant citizenship to anchor babies (and the extended families), and free education and health care. Some persecution.

[Seruzawa]

Yeah. I was wondering how a culture, remembered mostly for its wanton cruelty, was gonna "purify" anything.

[MikeA]

Stupid savages. Let the Spanish come back and finish them off.

[lmr]

"That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States, with the wars he has provoked, is going to walk in our sacred lands, is an offense for the Mayan people and their culture,"Juan Tiney, the director of a national association of indigenous people and peasant farmers, said Thursday.

Actually Juan, your Spanish Conquerors caused "your brothers" more 'harm' than Bush ever did and even that was an advancement. How do you explain your own name?

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[A_perfect_lady]

Ah, the Spanish are only a pale, effete shadow of what they once were. One good train bombing and they'll pretty much do anything you say.

[okie01]

"That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States, with the wars he has provoked, is going to walk in our sacred lands, is an offense for the Mayan people and their culture," Juan Tiney, the director of a national association of indigenous people and peasant farmers, said Thursday.

Then, I presume, Sr. Tiney and his kinsmen can do without any American dollars that might come their way via foreign aid, tourism, educational and agricultural programs, etc.

That would be fair, now, wouldn't it?

[B Knotts]

These guys aren't Mayans first. They're commies first.

[Dreagon]

"That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States, with the wars he has provoked, is going to walk in our sacred lands, is an offense for the Mayan people and their culture,"

HOw about you keep your "migrant brothers" on your side of our sacred border and shut the hell up.

[Eagles6]

Hey juan! Your religion hasn't done you much good in the last few millenia. Maybe it's time to upgrade.

[Barte45]

These people are more backwards than Islamos

[Enosh]

"pygmies."

You may want to review that geography book.

[silent_jonny]

Mayan Moonbat ping

[MikeA]

Good point. The Spanish would join them in bashing the president. We live in an evil world that has lost the stomach to fight for freedom. I'm just going to sit back and await the Second Coming.

[snarks_when_bored]

Mayans to 'purify' sacred site after Bush visit

Are there virgins and knives involved?

[MaxMax]

Pandering to anyone for Anything will make them want MORE.

It's an old school sales technique. If they give in to soon, "sell them more"!

I'm becoming uneasy about Bush and his last days as POTUS.

[Harrius Magnus]

"You may want to review that geography book."


Ask me if I give the rip between my a-hole and underpants.

[lilylangtree]

Didn't the Mayans do ritualistic sacrifices? Angry spirits of dead follow the Mayans naturally.

[mass55th]

"That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States..."

Yeah, unlike your ancients who sacrificed men, women and children tribal members to keep the cosmos in balance. Maybe we should start sacrificing illegals to help stop global warming.

[Wolfstar]

Mayan Moonbat ping

Thanks for the ping, Jonny. Well at least the Mayans were among the original moonbats streching back a thouand or so years. Our modern-day Dim moonbats have no such excuse. ;-)

[mass55th]

"Didn't Geico tick them off? :)"

So easy, even a Mayan could do it.

[figgers3036]

Does this purification ceremony also involve ripping the heart out of the losers of a ball game? I think that'll quell those spirits.

[HereInTheHeartland]

"will purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate "bad spirits" "

They are going to sprinkle John Edward's hair clippings over the site?

[David1]

yeah, they are so "persecuted" that they keep coming here.

[river rat]

We in San Jose, Kalifornicate should retaliate..

There is a statue of a steaming pile of dog shit in our city square -- that is supposed to represent some Mexican Indian god figure...
(YES- Taxpayer money went for a "pagan religious" statue)

I'll go downtown tomorrow and piss on it as a cleansing show of mutual respect for the offended "Mayans".....

Sempe Fi

[Enosh]

Given that geography means nothing to you, I'll assume that history is also meaningless.

[silent_jonny]

Well at least the Mayans were among the original moonbats

True :)