Corpse Placed In First Class Aboard Flight

The Washington Times ^ | March 19, 2007 | Unattributed

[glorgau]

Some people will do anything to get an upgrade.

[gate2wire]

Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low, but he couldn't handle it.
Prosecuting Attorney: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right, Buddy was the bombardier, but it was Striker who couldn't handle it. And he went to pieces.
Prosecuting Attorney: Andy went to pieces?
Witness: No, Andy was the navigator, he was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecuting Attorney: Howie came unglued?
Witness: Oh no, Howie was a rock, the best tail-gunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecuting Attorney: And he bailed out?
Witness: No, Andy hung tough, Buddy bailed out! How we survived, was a miracle.
Prosecuting Attorney: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.

[WashingtonStateRepublican]

"I see nothing wrong whatsoever."

-You honestly wouldn't mind waking up from a nap to find yourself sitting next to or very near a corpse, while holding an overpriced first class seat?

Personally, I would like to see the deceased respectfully removed to an area which is out of site to other passengers.

[True Republican Patriot]

I wonder if the A 380 with its wonderful design and seating 550 has its own Morgue with slab and refrigeration to take care of cases like this?(sarq)

[woofie]

How dead was she?

[Ranxerox]

OK, I want to know if she became classified as carry-on.

More like carrion-on...

< /Olllld FR Joke >

[petercooper]

bttt

[PAR35]

I see nothing wrong whatsoever.

I personally wouldn't want a dead body next to me on a flight. The captain should have put her in the flight officer's rest area.

[gate2wire]

Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up 'till now.
Jacobs: Well, let's see: First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And, Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it, he took her best summer dress out of the closet, and put it on, and went to town.

[SteveMcKing]

The captain should have put her in the flight officer's rest area.

Hadn't thought of that, good idea. I don't know much about plane travel.

[cowtowney]

"S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly."

LOL, yer killin me

[PAR35]

They didn't put the person NEXT to him,

Of course, that isn't what the story says:

"to find the corpse of a woman who had died in the economy cabin being placed in a seat next to him"

When is next to NOT next to?

[dforest]

Its just a " Weekend At Bernies " thing for BA. Did the passenger have a good time? Make any complaints? Didn't like the food or service?

[gate2wire]

http://larry.teamoverkill.com/jive/JiveSmack.mov

[niftyspiffy]

That's the point at which you get up and find a new seat, lol . I'm sorry but i'm not chilling with a dead person.

[Shannon]

I agree with you.

[clintonh8r]

Some people will do anything to get upgraded.....

[gate2wire]

I dug her rap.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbYyqRt5Zn8