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Clinton, Al Gore and Cigars
Alsharq Alawsat ^ | 3-16-07 | Tariq Alhomayed

Posted on 03/20/2007 7:28:11 AM PDT by SJackson

After winning the award for Best Documentary Feature at this year’s Oscars for his film ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ about global warming, former American Vice-President Al Gore has been confronted by a campaign of skepticism that casts doubts about his environmental credibility. This came about after a small local group affiliated to the Tennessee Center for Policy Research in Nashville, Tennessee where Al Gore lives, gained access to the energy bills for his home only to discover that the losing candidate in 2000’s US elections is not practicing what he preaches when it comes to the environment. The group obtained the information and published it on the Internet under the federal laws relating to the Freedom of Information Act to reveal that Al Gore’s house consumed 221,000 kilowatt-hours (kWh), which is 20 times over the national average. At the time I thought it was yet another battle between Republicans and Democrats and nothing more than a trap. In truth, I didn’t really have a decisive opinion of Al Gore as a politician before that but today; I have a strong and clear one, and therefore I also have an amusing story.

Two days ago I was invited to dinner in one of London’s hotels with some dear friends –and sitting at the table next to us was Mr. Al Gore. One smart friend joked that he would ask for a cigar and exhale the smoke in the direction of the environmentally concerned ex-vice president to see what his reaction would be. My friend was saying this when the former vice-president was sitting right behind him. One of my friends let out a resonant laugh and said, “Don’t put your health at risk”, just as the ex-vice president lit up his own cigar! My friend laughed and said, “This from a man who has just won an Oscar for protecting the environment!”

Of course the conversation then turned to politics and the politicians who talk about what they do not do, but they do it naively. Protecting the environment is noble and necessary but manipulating it in a Hollywood manner for the sake of remaining in the spotlight is disturbing.

It seems that Al Gore did not benefit in any way after eight years spent in the company of the intelligent President Bill Clinton, who did what he did, dividing the people around him into supporters and opponents, and yet he always wins the hearts of his loyalists.

Bill Clinton was the smoothest of lying politically, but you find yourself saying, yes, he made a mistake but he’s only human, and who of us doesn’t commit follies! As such, the spotlight shines on President Clinton and his popularity increases.

As for Al Gore, it seems that he was not aware that the most complicated secrets of a politician’s popularity lies in the simple issues. The strange thing is that Al Gore does not remember that the secret behind Clinton’s problem was cigars – and after all these years cigars have become the story of the two men who symbolize the Democratic Party!


TOPICS: Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: algore; globalblowhard; gore; puff; pufflist

1 posted on 03/20/2007 7:28:12 AM PDT by SJackson
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To: SJackson

Wasn't it algore who said at a campaign stop that he would fight the evils of tobacco with every breath in his body?


2 posted on 03/20/2007 7:29:59 AM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: SJackson

Too bad no one got a picture of that....


3 posted on 03/20/2007 7:31:58 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Hillary sounds like Granny Clampett auditioning for "American Idol")
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To: SJackson

Clinton smokes cigars dipped in cider.


4 posted on 03/20/2007 7:32:46 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: Holicheese

Yes...that was after he gave a speech to tobacco farmers in Tenn. talking about how he worked on his father's tobacco farm and loved the labor. I saw the video somewhere and it should be played before and after every screening of his stupid movie!


5 posted on 03/20/2007 7:36:14 AM PDT by gr8eman (Everybody is a rocket scientist...until launch day!)
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To: Gabz; SheLion
It's always about the cigarette. Cigars get a pass though.


6 posted on 03/20/2007 7:37:30 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: gr8eman

I believe that algore labored on a farm as much as I believe that J Forbes Kerry learned his first swear riding on the back of a tractor!!


7 posted on 03/20/2007 7:38:14 AM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: Holicheese
He's got it covered.

My family had grown tobacco. It was never actually grown on my farm, but it was on my father's farm
March 1, 2000; San Jose Mercury News

On my farm, we stopped growing tobacco some time after Nancy diedCox News Service, 4-26-99

I want you to know that with my own hands, all of my life, I put [tobacco] in the plant beds and transferred it. I've hoed it, I've dug in it, I've sprayed it, I've chopped it, I've shredded it, spiked it, put it in the barn, and stripped it and sold it"
Newsday, 2-26-88

Sometimes you never fully face up to things that you ought to face up to," he said. "You never fully learn the lessons that life has to teach you.

8 posted on 03/20/2007 7:39:17 AM PDT by SJackson (Muslim women...no lesser role than men in war of liberation...they manufacture men, Hamas Charter)
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To: SJackson
Clinton's cigar's smelled like Monica.

Al Gore's smell like Bill Maher.

9 posted on 03/20/2007 7:39:47 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: SJackson

"After winning the award for Best Documentary Feature at this year’s Oscars for his film ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ about global warming, former American Vice-President Al Gore..."

Al was just an actor in a film which won an Academy award.

Al won nothing.


10 posted on 03/20/2007 7:43:31 AM PDT by Leo Farnsworth
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To: SJackson
The strange thing is that Al Gore does not remember that the secret behind Clinton’s problem was cigars...

Tariq must have missed the Clinton era altogether. He also doesn't seem to be aware that Clinton didn't receive a popular majority in either election.

11 posted on 03/20/2007 7:46:17 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: SJackson

That's it...he was romping around the stage when he was saying that in his over-emphasized condescending voice! One of the most pathetic specticals I ever saw!


12 posted on 03/20/2007 7:48:00 AM PDT by gr8eman (Everybody is a rocket scientist...until launch day!)
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To: SJackson

I suspect cigar smoke is causing global warming. al better get on that right away.


13 posted on 03/20/2007 7:49:50 AM PDT by tioga
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To: Leo Farnsworth
"After winning the award for Best Documentary Feature at this year’s Oscars for his film ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ about global warming, former American Vice-President Al Gore..."

Al was just an actor in a film which won an Academy award.

Al won nothing.

So, people in the Academy cast what they thought was a vote for Algore, but it fact voted for someone else?

Where have we heard this before?

14 posted on 03/20/2007 8:51:40 AM PDT by JeffChrz
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To: SJackson

I read a gross story a while back about how Bill Clinton didn't only use Monica Lewinsky for a cigar repository, but that he like to use the orifices of everybody around him, including Al Gore.

"Hey, Al! Come over hyar, turn around and drop trou! I want to show you somethin'!"


15 posted on 03/20/2007 9:03:23 AM PDT by Popocatapetl
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To: JeffChrz

Excellent way of looking at it.

:-)


16 posted on 03/20/2007 10:21:41 AM PDT by Leo Farnsworth
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