The water is too COLD? But I thought the oceans were BOILING, the ice was melting, polar bears getting cooked like lobsters, blah, blah, blah. Notice a pattern here? Stop the worlds most powerful economy in its tracks with global warming hysteria, PLUS undermine national defense!
Guide dogs for the blind? Companion monkeys for the disabled? Gold fish for the deaf? Give me a break, or a lizard with a choke collar.