Posted on 03/30/2007 2:41:37 PM PDT by Libloather
FOX News Special Report 'Socks, Scissors, Paper: The Sandy Berger Caper' Questions Probe of Theft at the National Archives
Friday, March 30, 2007
By Edward Barnes
Rep. Tom Davis, R-Va., is charging a cover-up by the Justice Department in connection with the 2003 theft and destruction of top secret documents by Clinton National Security Advisor Sandy Berger. Davis also told FOX News that he is not convinced that Berger was not acting under direction from the Clinton Administration.
"I'm not convinced that he was acting alone," Davis said. "They could have well said, Sandy, do you remember that document way back that I wrote to you ... We can't get this into the record. This is gonna make us look terrible.' "
Davis' comments came in a FOX News special, "Socks, Scissors, Paper: The Sandy Berger Caper," to be broadcast on FOX News Channel on Saturday, March 31 at 9 p.m. EDT. The program is hosted by David Asman.
Davis is not the only one close to the case who says Berger's crimes need further investigation.
"I'll spend the rest of my life going to bed at night wondering, Did he take more. The American people should go to bed every night wondering if he took more. We'll never know; only Sandy Berger knows," Inspector General of the Archives Paul Brachfeld told Asman.
Brachfeld was the first man to investigate the crime. Like Davis, Brachfeld's main concern is that Berger may have withheld key information about Clinton Administration anti-terror strategy and efforts from the 9/11 Commission. Brachfeld has remained silent for more than two years. But in the program he courageously speaks out on television for the first time.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
I can never understand why the Bush Administration seems to protect the Clinton allies.
Who can take a paper
Stuff it in a shoe
Cover up the caper
With a perjury or two?
The Sandy Man . . .
The Sandy Man can . . .
The Sandy Man can
'Cause he takes it from the file
To make his boss look good.
Who can take a secret
Tape it to his thigh
Walk it out and sneak it
Like an undercover spy?
The Sandy Man . . .
The Sandy Man can . . .
The Sandy Man can
'Cause he takes it from the file
To make his boss look good.
The Sandy Man makes
Every move that takes
Classifying as suspicious
And the line of crap he dishes
You can even call fictitious.
Who can take a memo
Slip it up a sleeve
Hold it near his elbow
And say nothing when he leaves?
The Sandy Man . . .
The Sandy Man can . . .
The Sandy Man can
'Cause he takes it from the file
To make his boss look good.
The Sandy Man makes
Every move that takes
Classifying as suspicious
And the line of crap he dishes
You can even call fictitious.
Who can take a memo
Slip it up a sleeve
Hold it near his elbow
And say nothing when he leaves?
The Sandy Man . . .
The Sandy Man can . . .
The Sandy Man can
'Cause he takes it from the file
To make his boss look good. . . .

Secretary of Defense Cohen, Impeached Bill Clinton, Albright, and too-long-accepted CODE-level thief
and accepted-document-destroyer National Security Adviser Sandy Berger,
holding "court" in the Ronald Reagan Building on April 25, 1999.
The Impeached Bill Clinton: "We were all making comments
we shouldn't have about how the meeting was getting very boring.
So finally we decided we had to make like the monkey. Cohen
started this 'hear no evil,' and then I was next so I spoke no evil,
then Madeleine saw no evil, so Sandy Berger said, 'I'm evil.'"
Sittin' in an archive room
I see written who did what about whom
Watchin' for Clinton's role
Got to keep my boss's legacy whole
I'm sittin' where the documents lay
Watchin' the guard walk away
I'll just fit 'em in my socks so they'll stay
Placed inside
I'm liftin' just a portion
Just the ones that would give Clinton grief
If I do a few more contortions
It looks like some will even fit in my briefs
I'm sittin' where the documents lay
Watchin' the guard walk away
I'll just fit 'em in my socks so they'll stay
Placed inside
Looks like nothing seems too strange
Everything still appears the same
But I still got these ten papers here left to do
So I hope my suit stands the strain
Sittin' here looking around
And these documents must weigh fifty pounds
These two thousand files I found
Tend to make my socks fall down
I'm sittin' where the documents lay
Watchin' the guard walk away
I'll just fit 'em in my socks so they'll stay
Placed inside
Especially when the Clintons have stick everything but an ice pick in W's backside.
Much better than the border : )
Tommy Chong
Sold a bong
Did time in the pen
Berger stole our history
Leaving us a mystery
Why Bush treats him like a friend?
Yeah, now that the scumbag rats control the House and Senate, some Republicans are jumping up and down for an "investigation". Where were they for the past three years?
This guy got off with nothing......amazing.
He comes to the Archives alone
Pulls a heist right under their noses
'Cause the stuff they have
Would make me look bad
The things that it discloses
Sandy works for me
He does dirt for me
And he knows what files need to go
And the stuff he takes
Showing my mistakes
None other will ever know
He speaks and the sound of his voice
Is so sweet the guards stop their guarding
And the documents
In his socks and pants
He'll soon be out discarding
Sandy works for me
He does dirt for me
And he knows what files need to go
And the stuff he takes
Showing my mistakes
None other will ever know
I'd go to the Archives with him
But that might cause people to murmur
That's the reason why
I can now deny
I ever knew this Berger
Sandy works for me
He does dirt for me
And he knows what files need to go
And the stuff he takes
Showing my mistakes
None other will ever know
I hope this special is as good as E.D. Hill's.
Mena.
Because they chose to cover up for the sloppy work of the CIA before 9/11. Tenet should have been given a week to clear out his desk. Instead they administration kept him on board. Might have something to do with the administration's indifference to terrorism before 9/11.

What do you Mena? (snort snort!)
Do you still have the Tony Snow ping list?? I know there were quite a few people on the list who were very, very interested in this story.
Rep. Tom Davis, R-Va
Hope he is ready for the IRS investigation, the FBI investigation and eventualy indictment-for-something he is facing because he is taking on the Clintoon machine. Actually, I hope he has his will in good order too... Messing with the Clintoons is no laughing matter.
"Socks, scissors, paper" ROFL!
Because it is the corrupt "Two-Party Cartel" that is owned by the elites & for the elites. It's never goimg to get better & much worse IMO if we keep voting in this cartel but these elites have convinced the sheeple to do just that.
like messin with the DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
DC has become nothing more than a protection racket......why Republicans play along when they get very little protection is beyond me.
Seems O'Reilly commented something about the powerful protecting the powerful. Somebody suggested that he stole it under Bush's order since the judge who gave him a slap on the wrist got a big promotion from Bush.
I hope this show will shed some light on it.
This will go nowhere.

"you got that right."
One happy oligachy here. The president goes & makes a fool of himself at the dinner a couple nights ago. All the lib/commies laugh at him - not his jokes. All the pubbies say he's wonderful because he has a sense of humor & can laugh at himself. Here's one that isn't laughing because he has become a laughing stock - Dubai, Harriet Meirs, The religion of peace crapola, illegals are here just for jobs BS, placing his father next to the "Impeached One". Yeh, that's really something to laugh about. (sarc)
That picture is such a perfect representation of Democrats.....I know...I know....one of them is a Rino....

This is a cover up of gigantic proportions. There are those "Way up High" that have to be implicated in this one. Makes the Grassy Knoll and Ft. Marcy Park distant seconds.
How many years has it been since we used drawn and quartering on a traitor?
Pinging you at the suggestion of another Snowflake, who thought you might want to read this about (Sandy Berger's) Pantsgate.
Done. The Snowflakes have been pinged :-)
Thanks, save.
The whole Burglar thing just sickens me.
We had a Rep controlled Congress. Why wasn't this properly investigated then? A day late and a dollar short.
Kudos. "The Sandy Man" made my day.
Not starting a flame war, just asking a questions. :o)
> FOX News Special Report 'Socks, Scissors, Paper'
I just heard that on FNC.
Who writes this stuff. Got to be a FReeper.
I must admit, I got a RUSH...like the old days when we used to have the Clinton administration running for their miserable lives.
LOL!
LOL
Note that they left out the pants.
LOL LOL LOL
You're welcome, DCPatriot!
The only drawback to the failure of HillaryCare is that we can't say that Employee Assistance Programs is there for the Sandburglar.
is=are

Must see tv :)
There isn't much of that.
Ditto.
Well, well, well...I declare:)
Thanks for the ping!
I've wondered if Sandy's been looking over his shoulder in the last few years...
This will be a good program.

Something is wrong
so very wrong
Somebody tell me whats going on
Its getting old
worn out and old
Rotting in prisons where he belongs
Major felonies from a major sleaze
He got away with stealing some history
Hes a master louse, lying easily
He was once in charge of our security
One day Clinton said, You must take a chance
Get the memos and then stuff them in your pants
Sandy Burglar, lowlife scumbag
yes, I know that isnt nice
But like all Clintonistas, he is never gonna pay a price
Hes a master louse, lying easily
He was once in charge of our security
Violates the law
thats the way it goes
Once again by Noel Hillman we got hosed
Sandy Burglar, lowlife scumbag
yes, I know that isnt nice
But like all Clintonistas, he is never gonna pay a price
Hes a master louse, lying easily
He was once in charge of our security
Access was obtained
Clinton got him in
He sat down and subterfuge would soon begin
Sandy Burglar, lowlife scumbag
yes, I know that isnt nice
But like all Clintonistas, he is never gonna pay a price
Something is wrong
so very wrong
Somebody tell me whats going on
Its getting old
worn out and old
Rotting in prisons where he belongs
Major felonies from a major sleaze
He got away with stealing some history
Hes a master louse, lying easily
He was once in charge of our security
Following the lead of his mentor Bill
Those guys are undoubtedly conspiring still
Sandy Burglar, lowlife scumbag
yes, I know that isnt nice
But like all Clintonistas, he is never gonna pay a price
Hes a master louse, lying easily
He was once in charge of our security
He wants us to think its an accident
Things he did for the impeached ex-president
Sandy Burglar, lowlife scumbag
yes, I know that isnt nice
Like all Clintonstas, like all Clintonistas, he is never gonna pay a price
Hes a master louse, lying easily
He was once in charge of our security
And just like his boss, he ignored the threats
We dont even know of all their damage yet
Sandy Burglar, lowlife scumbag
yes, I know that isnt nice
Like all Clintonstas, he is never gonna pay a price
Hes a master louse, lying easily
He was once in charge of our security
Friends said that his desk always was a mess
So they blamed the whole thing on his sloppiness
Sandy Burglar, lowlife scumbag
yes, I know that isnt nice
Like all Clintonstas, he is never gonna pay a price
Hes a master louse, lying easily
He was once in charge of our security
If the truth comes out, we are gonna find
Terror was the last thing that was on their mind
Sandy Burglar, lowlife scumbag
yes, I know that isnt nice
Like the Clintonista gang
like the Clintonista gang
like the Clintonista gang
He will never pay a price
MAMBO #5
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Sandy, theres the door
go inside and get the folders and start to explore
There are things in there that we can never let out
Every day and every night Ive been thinking about them
This stuff really worries me
it might screw up my whole legacy
Osamas lost, I had blown it, that will be revealed
Right wingers will go nuts as my façade is peeled
It is becoming such a hopeless situation...sometimes I don't know what I will do
I hope that you can turn things around...thats why I am counting on you, so
A little stack of memos is what I need
I know that you can do it, oh, yes indeed
Its really taking just a little chance
it wont be hard to stuff them down your pants
And just like Dr. Seus, we know he rocks
youll have fun hiding docs down in your socks
Id do this job myself, oh, if but I could
but I know it would be misunderstood
In you I have a lot of confidence..but if you get caught, Ill pay for your defense
Around you guards are bound to lurk
the mens room excuse
I think that should work
Outsides a trailer that will be a perfect drop zone
I am pretty certain youll be all alone
Some secret memos is what I need
I know that you can do it, oh, yes indeed
Its really taking just a little chance
it wont be hard to stuff them down your pants
And just like Dr. Seus, we know he rocks
youll have fun hiding docs down in your socks
Id do this job myself, oh, if but I could
but I know it would be misunderstood
San......................................dy
San......................................dy
San......................................dy
A little stack of memos is what I need
I know that you can do it, oh, yes indeed
Its really taking just a little chance
it wont be hard to stuff them down your pants
And just like Dr. Seus, we know he rocks
youll have fun hiding docs down in your socks
Id do this job myself, oh, if but I could
but I know it would be misunderstood
Sandy, there is the door
its time that you go in and explore
If you do this, I wont ask for more
and Ill stay the one girls adore
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