Posted on 03/31/2007 4:18:24 AM PDT by SampleMan
How a liberal fixes a leaky roof.
1. Blames the rain on global warming and suggests that the answer is more government control.
2. Takes bids for union made buckets to catch the dripping water. Hires additional union labor to empty the buckets (buckets overflow).
3. Insists that the mold and wood rot would not have happened in their house if Republicans didn’t have such big houses.
4. Suggests that the family’s mold associated health problems are too expensive and require socialized medicine.
5. Demands a new house be provided by the government to address the crisis of roof leaks.
How a conservative fixes a leaky roof.
1. Climbs on roof and patches hole.
You forgot about years of committee meetings discussing how and why the roof began to leak.
Years of litigation for LIES during the committee meeting from a committee meeting member who wasn't liberal *enough*, who claims to have forgotten a previous conversation and mistakenly referred to it.
Then Years of blaming Bush for the LIES by the committee meeting member (who doesn't have much to do with Bush in the first place) and allowing these leaks to happen.
Remember, everyone should have the same home, but some bigger then others. The others would have to be taxed to pay for the bigger home.
You forgot the looting on the first cloudy day, and that they needed to call FEMA.
1. Calls Rudy roofing service, which is actually a sub contractor for the liberal roofer company
Pickets outside of home Depot to hire more African American Managers
(settles for free materials and labor to fix roof plus a million dollars.....drops all charges)
An investigations and lawsuits against the roofing manufacturer, using asphalt, asbestos, polonium, etcetera, forcing the company to go bankrupt and costing thousands of jobs, making the class action tort lawyers filthy rich, and removing roofing materials that actually work from the market.
How a Republican neoconservative fixes a leaky roof.
1. Goes to Home Depot and buys his Chinese manufactured roofing supplies there.
2. Goes out to the parking lot and hires a illegal alien Mexican Day Laborer.
3. Drives home so the illegal alien can climb on the roof and patch the hole while he brags to his neighbor about how he has helped Bush keep the World Economy strong.
So are you a Democrat or an evil Republican.
An exRepublican turned Independant who is sickened by Communists, er I mean Democrats.
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