Heather dances into some viewers’ hearts

Herald wire services ^ | April 4, 2007

[ConservativeStatement]

Heather Mills’ thus-far successful stint on ABC’s “Dancing with Stars” has convinced one former Heather-hater that “America should apologize” for making Paul McCartney’s estranged wife the villain in their bitter divorce battle.

“I’m ashamed that I had a judgment against her based on everything that you read in the newspapers,” a caller identified as “Pat” told Ryan Seacrest who had the ex-Mrs. Beatle on his West Coast radio show yesterday.

The caller continued to say he’d “love to apologize to her” for how the former model and animal activist “was wrongfully treated,” moving Mills to tears, People maggie reported.

[ConservativeStatement]

Why do I sense the quoted is a Hillary Clinton voter? And Heather claims she isn't wealthy? Enough said!

[-=SoylentSquirrel=-]

Who can blame Heather, she’s only trying to get a leg up.

[-=SoylentSquirrel=-]

I heard that her performance was a bit wooden.

[ClearCase_guy]

I think the show declares her job to be something like “Charity Contributor”. But, that doesn’t mean she’s wealthy. No sir.

[Rocko]

Prayers for Paul.

[Long Island Pete]

Leg up?

[TommyDale]

I have next week in the “When will her leg fly off?” pool.

[Scourge of God]

You forgot the barf alert. This should be at least a 3.

[Yo-Yo]

She danced like she had one left foot.

[-=SoylentSquirrel=-]

These jokes are funny but let’s spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he’s going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.

[Slicksadick]

Next weeks dance, the Texas one step.

[johnny7]

Who watches this sh•t?

[RexBeach]

Yeah, that’s good job description alright.

The one I’ve always aspired to is “private investor.”

[KittyKares]

Just because she can dance doesn’t necessarily mean that she’s a good person. What a way to evaluate someone’s ethics!

[patriciamary]

Heather’s trying to improve her gold digging,call girl image,again the media helps and the dumb public falls for it.

[ConservativeStatement]

I’m still assuming that the caller is a Clinton supporter. :-)

[exit82]

No sympathy here for the shameless one legged golddigger.

[LYSandra]

It’s embarrassing that the judges gush all over her when she “dances”! Nothing like feeling sorry for her in order to get 7’s and 8’s out of the judges! it’s pathetic and I am assuming next season you will see people without any legs or arms on there and getting high marks. I find her phoney and for someone who didn’t want to use the one leg thing she takes it off every chance she gets in practice and we clips about her latest fake leg.

[Tax-chick]

Does the t-shirt imply that she’s removed the land mines from her bo*bs and replaced them with silicone pouches?

[LYSandra]

I read she wants to be loved like Lady Di and has even adopted the whole land mine thing as her own.

[Right Brother]

I heard she is going to do commercials for IHOP.

[adorno]

No sympathy here for the shameless one legged golddigger.

She just might be a gold-digger, but wouldn't any woman that marries a wealthy man be automatically suspected of being a gold-digger? There might actually be times that the "gold-digger" did actually marry because she actually loves the person.

[Oberon]

She can star in the remake of “Footloose.”

[Boat Rocker]

Yoko Uno

[Right Brother]

That’s hilarious.

[Gay State Conservative]

I hope her dance partner was always aware of where his wallet was.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Where’s her other foot, in the grave?

[reagan_fanatic]

Well, at least she's kept busy since breaking up with Paul.

As a matter of fact, she's been busier than a one-legged woman in an ass-kicking contest.

[Oberon]

Where’s her other foot, in the grave?

Ya got me stumped!

[MinuteGal]

LOL!.....you win the prize!

Leni

[ishabibble]

I read a piece in one of the British papers, it was an interview with HM’s former SIL. The sister of the first poor sap. Heather hasn’t changed a bit if you believe this woman. Evidently, Heather started out as a 16 yr. old cocktail waitress, and latched on to Hubby #1 while he was still married, although separated. The entire thing read like some sordid supermarket paperback. It seems that Heather cares even more about her many lovers’ bank accounts than she does about her “causes”. I wouldn’t waste two seconds of my time watching her.

[DenverGal]

Great post, I agree..just because she can dance means nothing

[MinuteGal]

"Dancing in the bark........."

tra la......

Leni

[LtKerst]

yes but in this case She realy is a Gold digger.

[trimom]

I have a friend who is an amputee and she says Heather is fortunate in that she has her knee (my friend does not) and she has 24 different legs to choose from. OH! And this gal isn’t impressed.

And we all know Heather can do a walkover. Thank you for the demonstration, let’s move on. She’s like a kid with a knock-knock joke.

[Sig Sauer P220]

Every time she kicks her leg toward the camera, I instinctively duck.

[Sig Sauer P220]

I’d still hit it. With Paul’s permission, of course.

[OldSmaj]

Heather Mills’ thus-far successful stint on ABC’s “Dancing with Stars” has convinced one former Heather-hater that “America should apologize” for making Paul McCartney’s estranged wife the villain in their bitter divorce battle.

Okay, on behalf of America, I apologize.

Now, what the hell is a Heather Mills and why should I (or anyone for that matter) care if she and McCartney lives or dies?

A real, real slow news day.

[Mike Bates]

A real, real slow news day.

Yeah, let's get back to the important stuff, like Anna Nicole.

[Niteranger68]

To all of you who made negative comments about Heather Mills....I agree.

[Tax-chick]

Mines kill our soldiers (not to mention innocent civilians), so I’m against them, too.

However, the t-shirt is an invitation to a slew of obvious and tacky jokes, which I’m sure people would be making if they weren’t making all the artificial-leg jokes :-).

[4yearlurker]

I hope she doesn’t participate in the a$$ kicking competition.

[Armedanddangerous]

I admit

I watched just on the off chance that the leg would fly off.

However, that backwards back flip she did over that guy was pretty outstanding, moreso for someone with just one leg.

[rlmorel]

Ahhhhhhhhh...........

I thought it said “No more HAND mines”...:)

[rlmorel]

Just trying to help...:)

[CT-Freeper]

Now, what the hell is a Heather Mills and why should I (or anyone for that matter) care if she and McCartney lives or dies?

No no no...It's Live and Let Die, silly!

[Tax-chick]

Maybe that was part of her trouble with Paul.

[DManA]

On "The Soup" they called her
1. The Unipod
2. Yoko Uno.

[TennTuxedo]

Her next dance number will be the “Hokey-Pokey”.

[KenmcG414]

Say what you want about her.....she’s got a lot of guts...go girl!!