Does Sitting Like a Troll in Striped Pants Make My Ass Look Fat? (Or Caption This Picture)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/14/us/14wellelsey.1901.jpg ^ | 4-14-07

[Anti-Bubba182]

Hey, If you say anything, I stand up and turn around!

With Legs like this I can pull a Beer Wagon, but the Other Horses Don't Like Me, Why is That?

Don't F...! With Me! Look What Happened to I-Man!

At My Inauguration Al Sharpton Will Pop Naked Out of a Cake and Eat Grits!

[don-o]

[Reaganesque]

Ah the Sixties and Seventies! The time that fashion forgot.

[Rumplemeyer]

Al reveals his credibility rating.

[kjo]

Sad truth is that there are some terrible people in this world; problem is, they want to run it.

[don-o]

LOL! I was trying to come up with a caption.

That's it!!

[RadioCirca1970]

“Don’t you get it? I am going to be President, I am going to take your guns, and my minions will violate your daughters....what is it about Pillage that you Christians fail to understand?”

[Anti-Bubba182]

The pants are a Gas! But they do show her Cankles to their best advantage.

[Thebaddog]

Try not to look at the target while I’m talking.

[badpacifist]

To be honest that looks like a smart radical feminist at a radical feminist college, that smart men have more than one reason to fear. Thank goodness she did not succeed with her health care reform when she was in “office”. If she had actually done something with that back them we would be having a whole lot of more trouble trying to defeat her. We would be silly to underestimate our opponent of the future.

[kjo]

That a major political party could actually be considering this hag for its highest nomination was, just a few short years ago, beyond belief.

The good news is even if nominated she won’t win. Too much history, too many pictures like this one.

Most people are sick of the Clintons.

[gruntSGT]

“I don’t feel no ways tired...”

[mmanager]

Follow the strips, they lead to hell.

[Anti-Bubba182]

Lol! Wasn’t that awful!

[Ken522]

Is that a picture of Sharpton and his new security detachment?

[Ken522]

If the lines on her pants went horizontal instead of vertical, her legs (and butt) would look HUGH!!!

[mmanager]

As I said “follow the strips, they lead to hell”

[trisham]

Wow. She looks like a feminist, doesn’t she?

[Anti-Bubba182]

Any stripes near that zipcode are a mistake. Is Hillary’s butt proof Hugh Rodham slammed a Buffalo?

[mmanager]

Naw, she is the original Nappy Headed Ho of the sixties.

Bill was one horned up dog to go after that. I really question if he didn’t “inhale”. That’s a bottle of Jack and a couple blunts before I’d hit it.

[bert]

Beware of Diamonds...

[andyandval]

Needs to be bigger for full, overwhelming effect. :)

[Dick Bachert]

The other horses don’t like her because she SINGS as she pulls.

Sample here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_zCpQZ-H94

[Farmer Dean]

Or at the very least,an offensive odor.

[trisham]

Those pants are at least two sizes too small. She must have either totally porked out in college, or was in denial.

[MuttTheHoople]

Buckwheat say, "Race hustling O-TAY!"

[ct_libertarian]

Yeah, I packed myself in tight pants,
got the attention of the horndog,
and now I'm gonna be President.
What of it?!?

[Beagle8U]

“Don’t you get it? I am going to be President, I am going to take your guns, and my minions will violate your daughters....what is it about Pillage that you Christians fail to understand?”

A Rooty quote?

[bray]

I am offended by the term Nappy Headed Ho!
Now I needs some $$$ to get down fo da struggle!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[OESY]

Eye candy for desperate Bubbas.

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[6SJ7]

Those pants look like a contour map of the Himalayas.

[corlorde]

“It’s not the pants that make you look fat, it is the fat that makes you look fat”

[M Kehoe]

Yuck. Just for that, I hope somebody posts a Helen Thomas picture. That'll fix you.

5.56mm

[altura]

Excuse me. I had those pants. And, what’s worse, I thought they were cute.

[commonguymd]

She has fairly large knees.

[True Republican Patriot]

Notice how the lines cause one to focus on Olde Crusty!

[don-o]

You a bad man, boss.

[Moonmad27]

Those are EXACTLY the kind of sandals I figured she wore in her early days!

[Thumper1960]

Just another Liberal gold-digging, opportunistic, grasping, ego-maniacal, narcissistic, self promoting tramp.

With no fashion sense. Even thought that is trailer trash clothing from the '70's.

[USS Alaska]

If it's this big, I'll give you a lewinsky.

You have to wait 30 years to find out what a lewinsky will become.

[null and void]

Excuse me. I had those pants. And, what’s worse, I thought they were cute.

Given the fashion statements that were available at the time, they were...

[Don Corleone]

Damn you Dr. Spock!

[avg_freeper]

I will never be able to look at a diamond with out getting sick now.

Thank you sooooooooooooooooooooooo much.

[RckyRaCoCo]

The regular guy look

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Farmer Bill said to this particular co-ed “Let’s Hook Up” but he meant to a plow. Things just went downhill from there....

[mom.mom]

Anyone missing some lawn furniture?

[spotbust1]

OOO-TAY!!!

[DC Bound]

If she was a president, she’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

[alicewonders]

[Tax Government]

Believe it or not, my horoscope says I will grow up to be a haughty, ill-tempered scold.