Remember Rosie Ruiz who ran the Marathon but cheated by taking the subway a few stops? The joke was, “Buy Rosie Ruiz
brand panty hose. Guaranteed not to run.”
Then there was Uta Pippig or Uta Poopig who had, er, some
kind of bowel problem as she ran (eww!)
oops, date should read the column ran 4/15/07...oops