Why can't I own nuclear weapons? The Second Amendment guarantees it! (Vanity)

Vanity ^ | First Published 07/11/2001 | By Lazamataz

[M203M4]

I lean more towards “everything except nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons”. AA guns, artillery, battleships, tanks, claymores, RPGs, etc should all be kosher. I’d also personally like to see a revival of Letters of Marquee (the USA was smart enough to not sign the Declaration of Paris).

[Lazamataz]

—bflr—

Gbltsflk!

[Always Right]

I have always thought that we should furnish all the nuke grenades that Iran would like — also as many to the Hamas as well -— hehehehe :-)

Only if we could be assured they did not leave the country.

[RightWhale]

In some societies a soldier was expected to arm himself and pay for his own service. Those who could do so were ‘nobles,’ and the rest were mercenaries. If an army were to be nukular-armed, the soldier himself would be expected to provide his own nuke and the horse to carry it. In our modern army the soldiers have to provide their own AA batteries and toothpaste, which are just as important as their sidearms, so by extension we might consider our modern army to still be playing under the same rules. If we have a nukular-armed army, the soldiers would be much appreciated if they muster with their own weapons provided they are compatible with state-furnished weapons.

[processing please hold]

Land mines and booby traps? Hell, there goes my perimeter defenses. Where did I put that shovel?

[Kilt Dad]

I might have to disagree.

In the Federalist Papers there is a quote about how freedom would remain as long as the common citizen had the same access to arms as the common soldier.

So I take that to mean machine guns and rockets are in and nukes and mustard gas are out.

[Red Badger]

Where do you store your nuclear waepons?........./Chekov voice

[Tijeras_Slim]

My wife got tired of all the centrifuges in the garage so I had to settle for training a horde of suicide bomber spork weasels.

[TonyInOhio]

New bumper sticker:

Visualize Laz with Nukes!

Now that's scary. :)

[Red Badger]

Strawmen are what the left does best.

Okay, As long as it's not a Wickerman...........

[Ditter]

Keep and ‘bear’ arms? You mean keep and carry guns? I thought it meant “bare arms” as in wear short sleeved dresses.

(You should know no one can take anything you say serious. Give it up.) ;9)

BTW I will NEVER bare arms but I will carry a gun when I feel it is needed.

[beeber]

[rellimpank]

--okay--I understand that an experienced poster such as you knows "bump for later reading", but Gbltsflk!---???

[dashing doofus]

I’m pretty sure you’re ok if your backyard has 10 or fewer nuclear silos. If it has more than 10, it falls under the Clinton Ban.

[MeanWestTexan]

Guess this means I'll have to turn in the Davey Crockets I liberated that time. Man, I was hoping to use them at the ranch in self-defense.

[Red Badger]

I’ll hide my ONTOS under the tarp. Tell everybody it’s a SUV I can’t afford the gas for........

[Lazamataz]

Gbltsflk

Good Bump! Lovin' The Stalwart Freeper! Like Krazy!

[Brujo]

You’re pissed? *I* have to get rid of my nuclear hand-grenades!

Um, how far can you throw one of those? And, what's the blast radius again?

Remind me to be somewhere else when you're practicing. ;-)

[saganite]

In our modern army the soldiers have to provide their own AA batteries

They do? 20mm or 30mm? Anti Aircraft batteries are more expensive now that they’re radar guided you know!

[Red Badger]

If it doesn’t have an MP3 player, it’s not cool.........