Posted on 04/18/2007 9:46:30 PM PDT by CutePuppy
That’s awesome! But how do I get the liberals to eat them?
They are organically produced, low-fat, and high in organic proteins. A dozen cookies contains 100% of the USRDA of vitamins and minerals required for protesting in the cold or climbing trees. CS Cookies have absolutely zero impact on global warming/cooling and if a liberal buys a gross, throw in some carbon credit coupons and a gallon of canola oil.
As Jimmy Durante was wont to say:
“Everybody’s tryin’ to get into da act.”
“it decreases the diners’ chances of contracting mad cow disease.”
Before I eat the cow, the cow was probably madder than hell because someone was killing him!
They are no Einsteins :
“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits” - Albert Einstein
They are, however, very astute financially because they can sell enough of this crap to the public, and when they can’t they try using government to force you “buy” it.
Must have been a transgender cow :-)
If Congress or the UN would just make everyday ‘Earth Day’, Mother Earth would be too flattered to cause any more earthquakes or hurricanes. Food for thought.
Solution? Drink water from the tap for crying out loud. The ice cubes in your glass of bottled water sure as heck weren't made from Evian.
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