Posted on 04/21/2007 6:21:02 PM PDT by RaceBannon
MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa (AP) - Hillary Rodham Clinton said Saturday that if she is elected president, she would make her husband a roaming ambassador to the world, using his skills to repair the nation's tattered image abroad.
"I can't think of a better cheerleader for America than Bill Clinton, can you?" the Democratic senator from New York asked a crowd jammed into a junior high school gymnasium. "He has said he would do anything I asked him to do. I would put him to work."
Clinton spoke at a town hall-style meeting Saturday where she took questions from about 200 people. When asked what role the former president would play in her administration, she left no doubt it would be an important one.
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OMGG Hookers and pimps of the world are rejoicing LOL!
OH PUKE..............
More like a roaming ambassador to the woman.
OH PUKE..............
More like a roaming ambassador to the woman.
Meant to say WOMEN........
And YOU will be queen of the netherworld...!
what Hillary ment:
Hillary Rodham Clinton said Saturday that if she is elected president, she would make her husband a roaming ass inspector to the world, using his
special skills to inspect other nation’s women abroad.
“I can’t think of a better cheerleader inspector from America than Bill Clinton, can you?” the Democratic senator from New York asked a crowd
jammed into a junior high school girls gymnasium. “He has said he would do anyone I asked him to do. I would put him to work doing what he likes”
Clinton spoke at a town hall-style meeting Saturday where she took questions from about 200 ladys. When asked what role the former president would
play in her administration, she left no doubt it would be an potent one.
“I’m very lucky my husband has been so experienced in all of these areas,” said Clinton, who pointed to the womens servicing assignments her
husband has carried out since leaving office, such as raising money for breast implants and increased cigar sales.
Although former president Clinton was impeached after an affair with a White House intern, he remains a very popular figure in much of the world and
is considered expeirenced and potent.
Bill is precisely what America needs in the wake of a war in Iraq , he’ll leave America and spread his love throughout much of the world, Hillary Clinton
said.
“I believe in using former presidents, particularly what my husband has done, to really get women around the world feeling better about men in our
country,” she said. “We’re going to need that. Right now they’re rooting against us and they need a root from us.”
The former president can also be a asset to his wife’s campaign. While his image with the electorate is mixed, he remains immensely popular among
ugly women.
When it was announced last year that he would be the main inspector at the Iowa Democratic Party’s womens restroom, the event sold out overnight
Pass the cigars...
“Roaming Ambassador to the World”
Now there is a title that fits the former president, he could even visit the new city/island in China that will only have women.
Thanks for the laugh.
No, not after he went speaking all throughout our tenuous allies in the Middle East trashing our country and military during a time of war. Why, no, I couldn't think of a better cheerleader for America except maybe Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, Nancy Pelosi, John Murtha or Harry Reid. < do I really need to post a sarcasm tag here? >
I’ll bet he opts for ambassador to thailand.
Bill Clinton ‘Bastard of the World’. ROTFL!!
M’kay, so he’s no Shirley Temple...if you were married to that guy wouldn’t you send him on a long extended trip while you were home running the House?
The problem is I hear he only really goes for white trash.
She’s stumping for his support. Not a chance that she could do it sexually. Must be the only woman in America that doesn’t interest Bill.
She is a demon infested brothel for Satan.
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