Posted on 04/22/2007 4:02:50 PM PDT by justiceseeker93
MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa - Hillary Rodham Clinton said yesterday that if she is elected president, she would make her husband a roaming ambassador to the world, using his skills to repair the nation's tattered image abroad.
"I can't think of a better cheerleader for America, can you?" the Democratic senator fron New York asked a crowd jammed into a junior high school gymnasium. "He has said he would do anything I asked him to do. I would put him to work."
Clinton spoke at a town hall-style meeting where she took questions from about 200 people. When asked what role the former president would play in her administration, she left no doubt it would be an important one.
"I'm very lucky that my husband has been so experienced in all of these areas," said Clinton, who pointed to the diplomatic assignments her husband has carried out since leaving office, such as raising money for tsunami victims.
Although former president Clinton was impeached following an affair with a White House intern, he remains a very popular figure in much of the world, and is considered an effective diplomat.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
How sick are these two and anyone who would attend this event!
Just another excuse for these slimes to travel all over the world with a couple of hundred hangers on at our expense!!
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Even more proof that Hill needs Bill more than Bill needs Hill.
She needed him in Selma and several fundraisers.
She can’t do it on her own. Hill needs Bill.
Now, she is trying his ole ‘two-fer’ tactic: Vote for Hill and you will get Bill, too.
Well, that's their plan. Let's hope that the American electorate will exercise some good sense and see to it that it never happens.
I wonder how female interns of the various world governments are handling this news.
His presence with her will harm her more than it helps, at least when and if she gets into the general election election campaign.
LOL!!!
LOL!!!
He has said he would do anything I asked him to do
LOL - EXCEPT have sex with her! Hahahaha, what a hoot! This woman is deranged!
“MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa - Hillary Rodham Clinton said yesterday that if she is elected president, she would make her impeached, disbarred philanderer of a husband a roaming ambassador to the world, using his skills to repair the nation’s tattered image abroad.”
There, fixed it.
You're absolutely right, but the MSM doesn't realize it yet (as they did eventually with Howard Dean), and maybe never will.
BJ’s really hoping for the ambassadorship to Denmark so he can foster relations with their Red Light District.
Hillary’s speech decoded:
Hillary Rodham Clinton said Saturday that if she is elected president, she would make her husband a roaming ass inspector to the world, using his special skills to inspect other nation’s women abroad.
“I can’t think of a better cheerleader inspector from America than Bill Clinton, can you?” the Democratic senator from New York asked a crowd jammed into a junior high school girls gymnasium. “He has said he would do anyone I asked him to do. I would put him to work doing what he likes”
Clinton spoke at a town hall-style meeting Saturday where she took questions from about 200 ladys. When asked what role the former president would play in her administration, she left no doubt it would be a fertile one.
“I’m very lucky my husband has been so experienced in all of these areas,” said Clinton, who pointed to the womens servicing assignments her husband has carried out since leaving office, such as raising money for breast implants and increased cigar sales.
Although former president Clinton was impeached after an affair with a White House intern, he remains a very popular figure in much of the world and is considered expeirenced and potent.
Bill is precisely what America needs in the wake of a war in Iraq , he’ll leave America and spread his love throughout much of the world, Hillary Clinton said.
“I believe in using former presidents, particularly what my husband has done, to really get women around the world feeling better about men in our country,” she said. “We’re going to need that. Right now they’re rooting against us and they need a root from us.”
The former president can also be a asset to his wife’s campaign. While his image with the electorate is mixed, he remains immensely popular among ugly women.
When it was announced last year that he would be the main inspector at the Iowa Democratic Party’s womens restroom, the event sold out overnight
HRC alert ping!
ROTFL!!!
“I can’t think of a better cheerleader for America, can you?”
Actually, I think he could be a convincing cheerleader. Convincing enough to get into the High School cheerleader dressing rooms.
I'm very lucky that my husband has been so experienced in all of these areas," said Clinton.
Wonder if she knows what great comedy this is?
Perhaps he could be sent over to Bejing to see how the Chi-Coms are incorporating our TOP SECRET ICBM Guidance systems into their missles. Also, they may need some updates on warhead design.
Yes, he would become the first US Ambassador of Love to the entire world.
King of the World is a more apt description.
And Hitlary would be a feminine Mussolini.
I completely agree.
Oh barf!
I'd say she's trapped between a jock and a hard face.

Kathleen Willey, for one, can vouch for his experience in "breast exams."
Yeah, sure she would. Does this woman tell the truth about anything?
If your phrase "this woman" refers to Hitlary, of course not. That's one of the major reasons the electorate must reject her candidacy for president.
Yep! Pretty easy to remember his “skills” isn’t it!!
Thanks for the ping!
Bill would jump at this opportunity of being a cheerleader, imagine all the affairs he could get away with abroad without worrying about getting impeached.
“I wonder how female interns of the various world governments are handling this news.”
Hopefully they’ll all flee to the nearest convent. Oh wait...that might not be far enough!
Hitlary and BJ are totally disgusting!!!
I’m listening to Rush as I Freep, and he played some Sound Bites of Hit-lary trying to sound ‘Southern’ and talking in Ebonics, and I was Laughing my Head Off; she sounds like a Deranged Android. God Help us if this Dreadful Duo ever returns to the White House!
Neah. They got it wrong.
Bill is going to get real sick, if Hill needs the sympathy vote.
In fact, if that is what it takes, the illness might be “terminal.”
Hopefully, she’ll continue to make these faux pas on the campaign trail - to the point where not just Rush, but even MSM types will expose her, just like Howard Dean’s ranting in Iowa in ‘04 was continuously repeated on sound bites. Even if that never happens, the GOP has some material to use against her in next year’s general election campaign, assuming she’s the ‘Rat nominee.
I wouldn’t put any tactic past her. If Bill gets “real sick,” his plight could be used as a backdrop to promote their inane national health care plan.
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