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Sheryl Crow's Backstage List & Carbon Footprint (Hypocrisy From Toilet Paper Diva!!!)
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 23, 2007

Posted on 04/23/2007 8:49:06 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

When it comes to Sheryl Crow's touring requirements, if it's Tuesday, this must be Bombay. Gin that is. The rock star's performance contract includes specific day-to-day instructions on what kind of booze Sheryl needs in her dressing room (TSG has never seen such attention to detail in any other concert rider we've posted). For each show, Crow requires 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, 6 bottles of "local" beer, and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." As for the harder stuff, promoters are directed to purchase specific booze depending on what day of the week the concert falls, as the below rider excerpt reveals. Additionally, when the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that's a carbon footprint!

(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...


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You've got to read this multi-page list of demands!! This from the womyn that wants us to use only ONE square of toilet paper to "save the Earth" or somesuch!! What a hypocrite!! Oh, and btw, do I detect a bit of alcoholism here, or is it just me?!
1 posted on 04/23/2007 8:49:08 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

But at least she’s wiping her saggy, old ass with one square of TP.....


2 posted on 04/23/2007 8:50:48 AM PDT by Salo
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

If she was really as green as she pretends, she would be dumping all the booze into her tour bus fuel tank.


3 posted on 04/23/2007 8:51:25 AM PDT by Nomorjer Kinov (If the opposite of "pro" is "con" , what is the opposite of progress?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

typical liberal Do as I say, not as a I do. This doesn’t surprise me!


4 posted on 04/23/2007 8:52:09 AM PDT by Halls (check out my profile and it will explain everything!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“Wha ... what day is it? Oh, hang on ... I’m drinking Gin and tonics, so ... it must be ... uh ... Monday.”


5 posted on 04/23/2007 8:52:49 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Enoch Powell was right.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

What about the environmental impact of all that ciggy smoke? I wonder if she and her crew are among those who think the ground is their personal ashtray?

I think I hate environmentalists as much as I do Hillary.


6 posted on 04/23/2007 8:53:16 AM PDT by IndySecurityMom (Nicely Painted Toes)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Actually the list of refreshments based on this is not anything out of the norm.
Van Halen had a note that no brown M&Ms could be backstage. They would destroy stuff if they found it there.

All the big entertainers have this but some are totally outlandish. There’s usually a small group, like the musicians who support the main artist who get to enjoy the stuff. With Cheryl, it’s hard to say who that is but someone likes Grolsch. Maybe it’s the drummer for all we know.

She’s going to regret this toilet paper square remark to the grave.


7 posted on 04/23/2007 8:53:47 AM PDT by romanesq
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Don’t forget that everyone is allowed 1 sheet of toilet paper per day.


8 posted on 04/23/2007 8:55:21 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Twelve bottles of Grolsch? That means the woman has no taste for beer. Homebrewers buy Grolsch, dump it out, and keep the flip-top bottle.
9 posted on 04/23/2007 8:55:41 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I tell ya, anytime I hear Crow’s name from now on, all I can think is...

She’s must be ‘nasty’ down there! uuugh


10 posted on 04/23/2007 8:55:53 AM PDT by picard
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To: Salo

wait..she didn’t mean SHE was going to use one square..SHE can use all she wants, it’s the little people who have to use one square..


11 posted on 04/23/2007 8:56:49 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese..)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

Easy there killer. I like Grolsch. Haven’t had it in a while but it’s a quality beer.


12 posted on 04/23/2007 8:58:00 AM PDT by romanesq
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

She likes a good beer buzz early in the morning.


13 posted on 04/23/2007 8:58:01 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (Fred Thompson 2008)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I don’t know how big her carbon footprint is, but if she’s only using one sheet of toilet paper to, uh, y’know? Her carbon buttprint is NAAAAASTY.

}:-)4


14 posted on 04/23/2007 9:00:18 AM PDT by Moose4 (Yoiks, and away!)
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To: romanesq
Easy there killer. I like Grolsch. Haven’t had it in a while but it’s a quality beer.

Well, there's no accounting for taste, but I daresay you're wrong. Grolsch tastes like skunked Heineken.

15 posted on 04/23/2007 9:03:02 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: Salo
Sheryl Crow - The First Wipe Is The Cleanest lyrics

I would have given you all of my paper but there's someone who's torn it apart and she's taking away almost all that I've got but if you want, I'll try to wipe again baby I'll try to wipe again but I know

The first wipe is the cleanest baby I know The first wipe is the cleanest 'cause when it comes to being clean she's cursed when it comes to wipin' me she's worst but when it comes to being green she's first that's how I know

The first wipe is the cleanest, baby I know The first wipe is the cleanest.

16 posted on 04/23/2007 9:03:09 AM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

What a drunken lush. Isn’t Big Tobacco as bad as Bigoil??
What a Limocrite!

Pray for W and Our Troops


17 posted on 04/23/2007 9:07:44 AM PDT by bray (The Surge is Working against both Enemies of America)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

You might be right about Grolsch, but if you give me that and a Spud, I’m going with the Heine skunk.


18 posted on 04/23/2007 9:07:54 AM PDT by romanesq
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

I agree. Most beers in green bottles taste kind of skunky to me.
I think heineken taste like beer poured through an Indian Navy Sailors a$$.
(Note: I have never had beer poured through an Indian Sailors a$$ but I can just imagine its not a nice tasting thing!)


19 posted on 04/23/2007 9:07:57 AM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

So now we know the reason for her breakup with Lance Armstrong. Skid marks in lingerie have a tendency to damper anyone’s ardor.


20 posted on 04/23/2007 9:10:35 AM PDT by Cyman
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Van Morrison's Brown-hand girl
21 posted on 04/23/2007 9:10:36 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: romanesq
Van Halen had a note that no brown M&Ms could be backstage.

You may know this already but the no-brown clause was inserted to test the attention to detail by each venue manager/promoter - if they couldn't handle the M&M provision then the band didn't trust them to comply with requirements relative to the stage setup. The rigs/risers were very heavy and they feared accidents.

22 posted on 04/23/2007 9:27:53 AM PDT by relictele
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To: picard

I tell ya, anytime I hear Crow’s name from now on, all I can think is...

She’s must be ‘nasty’ down there! uuugh
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Did you go a few pages into the list?
They had requested shower facilities and then crossed it out.
Damned Nasty down there..........


23 posted on 04/23/2007 9:45:36 AM PDT by libertarian27 (Land of the Fee)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

All I wanna do is wipe my bum
I got a feeling I’ll take only one ...


24 posted on 04/23/2007 10:06:37 AM PDT by mikrofon (Potty-head)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Will her next tour be called the “Smell The Hand” tour?


25 posted on 04/23/2007 10:17:44 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Hillary sings like Granny Clampett auditioning for "American Idol")
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To: picard
I tell ya, anytime I hear Crow’s name from now on, all I can think is...

Can ya spare a square?

26 posted on 04/23/2007 10:17:54 AM PDT by Rollee (Maybe the only purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I love it!! Another Eco Douche Bag Hypocrite exposed!! Hell she is such an ass she has to use half a roll or an Industrial Pressure Washer to clean herself.

I wonder if she has read or heard about this Smoking gun piece? Is she so self absorbed that it would not matter?

27 posted on 04/23/2007 10:18:30 AM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

That sure is a lot of booze. Ohhhh, and did you see the request for Marlboro Lights! She smokes!!!!!!!!!!


28 posted on 04/23/2007 10:24:30 AM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Head Caterer for the FIRM)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

GOT MILK PAPER?

29 posted on 04/23/2007 10:24:55 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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To: Rollee

No, not a square to spare...

Funniest show ever produced IMHO.


30 posted on 04/23/2007 10:27:44 AM PDT by picard
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To: NRA1995
Will her next tour be called the “Smell The Hand” tour?

That might be sexist. There's a fine line between clever and stupid.

31 posted on 04/23/2007 10:31:11 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Salo

Of course, there IS another, more logical explantion re. why the toilet tissue tyrant thinks the rest of us should be limited to a single sheet per visit to the crapper: It is quite probable that she hasn’t used the facility for YEARS.

Which would also explain why she is so full of s**t.


32 posted on 04/23/2007 10:33:55 AM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: Hemingway's Ghost; romanesq

Grolsch is a quality beer. All the home brews that I have tasted taste like candy. That’s not beer, Grolsch is beer.


33 posted on 04/23/2007 10:34:04 AM PDT by avacado
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To: TheSpottedOwl

Of course she smokes....she needs something to cover up the smell from using only 1 sheet of poo-poo paper!!!


34 posted on 04/23/2007 10:36:13 AM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

35 posted on 04/23/2007 10:37:34 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Crowe for President!
She’s one square with the poopulation.


36 posted on 04/23/2007 10:38:48 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Crom! Non-Sequitur = Pee Wee Herman.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
"Carbon Footprint."

Something is printing, and it ain't her foot.

37 posted on 04/23/2007 10:39:32 AM PDT by nonsporting
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To: windcliff

ping


38 posted on 04/23/2007 10:44:20 AM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: relictele

I had no idea! I figured it was something sexual.


39 posted on 04/23/2007 10:47:29 AM PDT by angcat ("IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Maybe we should recycle toilette paper.

These people haven’t got enough brains to get in out of the rain.

They should do what they do best - entertain - and leave serious thinking to people who have cognitive abilities.


40 posted on 04/23/2007 10:52:15 AM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts and guns made America great.)
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Sheryl Crow was wearing enough gold that night to balance out hundreds of years of toilet paper "carbon" print-points.

Does Sheryl believe smoke and energy used to create gold doesn't count? She can't see the gold mines and smelters so they're not there?

What a hypocrite -- or fool. Or both.

41 posted on 04/23/2007 10:53:24 AM PDT by GOPJ (The only people liberals refuse to apply zero tolerance to are actual felons -- freeper goldstategop)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Crow goes beyond limousine liberal category.

She’s a gulfstream jet liberal. Truely the most hypocritical of all liberals.


42 posted on 04/23/2007 10:53:50 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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To: romanesq

She doesn’t care. She probably uses a “bidet.”


43 posted on 04/23/2007 10:56:04 AM PDT by Little Ray (Rudy Guiliani: if his wives can't trust him, why should we?)
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To: relictele

That’s why these bands/singers make these nit-picky requests. They want to make sure that the venue/promoters actually read the contract. They just have to one-up each other as well.


44 posted on 04/23/2007 10:57:25 AM PDT by Tamar1973 (Every Thread a BYJ Thread (http://www.byj.co.kr/))
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Sheryl has been one of the biggest hypocrites when it comes to the environment. A few years ago when the Iraq war started, and she went off about no blood for oil, many of her fans challenged her about her SUVs. She (allegedly) sold her SUV as a result. She’s also an avid motocross rider, thus tearing up natural landscape and further polluting the air.


45 posted on 04/23/2007 10:57:29 AM PDT by rintense (Rudy is nothing more than a Dem with an R behind his name. I'm 4 Thompson!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Of course, this is for a woman whose basically a folk singer, lately.


46 posted on 04/23/2007 10:58:10 AM PDT by dangus
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To: RckyRaCoCo

47 posted on 04/23/2007 10:58:50 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Friday night is margarita night!


48 posted on 04/23/2007 10:59:49 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
It’s the Sheryl Crow diet.

Monday Bourbon
Tuesday Gin
Wednesday Brandy
Thursday Champagne
Friday Tequila
Saturday Vodka
Sunday Tequila

Then repeat, lol. It’s takes a lot of alcohol to keep the liberal ideas working for ya.

49 posted on 04/23/2007 10:59:53 AM PDT by Vision ("Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him." Jeremiah 17:7)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Just like la Streisand telling us all to hang our laundry out to dry and not use dryers, among other things.
RAT/lib/socialist/commie/hypocritical CRAPOLA!


50 posted on 04/23/2007 11:00:01 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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