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Sheryl Crow's Backstage List & Carbon Footprint (Hypocrisy From Toilet Paper Diva!!!)
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 23, 2007

Posted on 04/23/2007 8:49:06 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

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To: Minutemen

Try a Harpoon IPA and talk to me about hops!


141 posted on 04/23/2007 8:33:08 PM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: romanesq

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!


142 posted on 04/23/2007 8:34:03 PM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: Holicheese

I’ll be back atcha!


143 posted on 04/23/2007 9:53:03 PM PDT by Minutemen ("It's a Religion of Peace")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

6 postcard of local interest with stamps
1 bar of soap

Glad to see someone on that crew is literate.

However, if they’re sharing one bar or soap between them, I say, please increase to amount of toilet paper supplied.

If there are 30 crew members, and each has two healthy bowel movements a day, that means 60 squares of toilet paper are needed per day.

A twelve pack of Charmin Ultra, with 200 sheets per roll, equals 2400 sheets, and costs 9.99 at DrugStore.com. This should last Cheryl and her crew 40 days, if I’ve done my math correctly. If Rosie shows up, add 800 sheets per day of usage for her.

Charmin is safe for your sewer or septic system, and it’s made in the USA.

Questions? 1-800-777-1410 charmin.com


144 posted on 04/23/2007 10:05:34 PM PDT by Silly (plasticpie.com)
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To: NRA1995

That’s priceless!


145 posted on 04/23/2007 10:06:39 PM PDT by Silly (plasticpie.com)
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To: Salo

She wipes with her hand and then..


146 posted on 04/23/2007 10:07:31 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: Always Right
Don’t forget that everyone is allowed 1 sheet of toilet paper per day.

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147 posted on 04/23/2007 10:23:18 PM PDT by barker ( A smile is a curved line that sets things straight.)
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To: Silly
Actually everyone is missing the point.

Crow is a woman, talking to women, in their frame of reference.

She is not discussing men or going #2. She's talking going #1. Women, having smaller blathers among other things, go #1 much more often than men. Ever notice to lines at Ladies versus Men's rooms? Unlike men, most of them, have to pat 'it' dry each time they go, with a wad of squares. Folding one square in half, sounds reasonable to me, and would save tons of tissue.

Crow stumbled onto something here.

148 posted on 04/23/2007 10:24:51 PM PDT by duckln
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To: barker

I heard on fox news Crow said it was a joke...

a joke? Is she, or is she not, the spokesperson for Global Warmining? NOT FUNNY SHERYL ...How do you expect anyone to take your cause seriously. YOU REALLY BLEW IT>

NEXT>


149 posted on 04/23/2007 10:38:23 PM PDT by Texas4ever (Anything off the dollar menu :))
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To: duckln

Yeah, stumbled is a good word for it.


150 posted on 04/23/2007 10:40:23 PM PDT by Silly (plasticpie.com)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Funny....... All I want to do
Is wipe my bum
I’m sure, I’m not the only one!


151 posted on 04/23/2007 10:46:38 PM PDT by Texas4ever (Anything off the dollar menu :))
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To: duckln

Most women I know have much larger blathers than men.


152 posted on 04/23/2007 11:18:22 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Barack Hussein Obama: The Manchurian Candidate from the Maddrassa)
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To: patrick10801

LOL! What goes around, comes around!!


153 posted on 04/24/2007 5:11:24 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I watched the CEO of Philips corporation that makes lightbulbs this morning on a business show. He was talking about the company’s support of the Sheryl Crow tour and they are pressing for legislation to make compact flourescent bulbs mandatory in something like 2016. The interviewer asked him if the company makes a bigger margin on the compact flourescent and he replies that the margin isn’t the issue its saving the environment. I am sick of these people. Using this government/ngo/business complex to force crap on us. What a bunch of filthy liars.


154 posted on 04/24/2007 5:17:09 AM PDT by 3dognight
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To: 3dognight
“Big Business” loves “Big Government”.

Too bad the morons, a.k.a. DUmmies, Marxist, hippies and other sorts of misguided useful idiots do not realize it.

Of course power mad politicians all make out like bandits.

155 posted on 04/24/2007 5:23:23 AM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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To: rollo tomasi

I wonder if any of these DU folks even get it. You know if there were one area that we could find some agreement with them it might be fighting the big corporations being in bed with big government. Just a dream.


156 posted on 04/24/2007 5:38:25 AM PDT by 3dognight
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To: 3dognight

Not a chance. “If it feels good do it” is their motto. The orgasms over big government programs have too much of an effect on their reasoning skills.


157 posted on 04/24/2007 5:43:50 AM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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To: romanesq
Van Halen had a note that no brown M&Ms could be backstage.

That shouldn't be too hard to comply with...since I suspect I've eaten them all myself :)

158 posted on 04/24/2007 5:57:25 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: antceecee
At the very least a SoftSoap dispenser... wouldn’t you think???

At the VERY least. You can get a dispenser and a big jug of soap to refill it at Costco.

159 posted on 04/24/2007 6:21:50 AM PDT by retrokitten (Hmmm...I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey....- Homer Simpson)
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To: duckln
She is not discussing men or going #2. She's talking going #1. Women, having smaller blathers among other things, go #1 much more often than men. Ever notice to lines at Ladies versus Men's rooms? Unlike men, most of them, have to pat 'it' dry each time they go, with a wad of squares. Folding one square in half, sounds reasonable to me, and would save tons of tissue.

Crow stumbled onto something here.

Unless you've got the hardware, don't write the instruction manual.

160 posted on 04/24/2007 6:26:18 AM PDT by retrokitten (Hmmm...I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey....- Homer Simpson)
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