Sheryl Crow takes a swipe at toilet paper use

CBC ^ | April 23, 2007 | 4:26 PM ET | CBC news staff

[BobS]

"I shall not be convinced until this Sheryl Crow puts a video on YouTube showing us how SHE toilets herself using one square of toilet paper."

Along with the the guy that taught her this.

[I see my hands]

To: Leftist Idiot Elites

When half of you dips employ a house keeper that drives to your house to change your tp roll it becomes way too much. You have to go away.

[Thebaddog]

The joke is that Rove still has major mojo and her tiff last night will cost her and Ms David far more than it will cost Rove.

[FreeKeys]

Pinging re: "Collectivist thinking is rife in the USA." -- Tibor R. Machan

[b4its2late]

[freekitty]

They are so stupid.

[theDentist]

I’d love to wipe myself and mail the whole bunch of it to her, asking her which piece I should have used, and ask how it should be cleaned.

[Palladin]

oooh....so gross.

Sheryl Funky-Bottom Crow may lose some friends over this.

[ryan71]

If miss crow can prove to us that she has used only one square for a time period of at least one month, I’ll consider doing the same. (fingers crossed)

[HeartlandOfAmerica]

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting

Notice the wording here? Who's going to impose this 'limitation', who's gonna check and what's the penalty gonna be?

Joke my achin arse.

[The Great RJ]

I’m sure she uses more than one square and doesn’t reuse either. After she gets off the biodiesel-powered bus she will go back to her California mansion that uses more energy per month than the rest of our homes do in a year. Perhaps she should drive by Al Gore’s house and shut off the air conditioner and see how much toilet paper he is using. Such hypocrisy!

[Chili Girl]

one square???

WHAT AN IDIOT!

[alecqss]

Breathtaking!

[devolve]

Sheryl Crow will be remembered for this

What a legacy!

[potlatch]

What a legacy is right! It is just such a stupid idea that it boggles the mind.

[MarkL]

This explains why Rove didn’t want either one of them touching him!

Mark

[NY Attitude]

Hey Sheryl, don’t forget to fold the single sheet into a triangle after wiping in order to clean under the fingernails.

[cotton]

Oddly enough back in the late 60's and early 70, when I was in the Army, we were issued, when on bivouac, 4 squares of toilet tissue if male or 4 1/2 squares if female. Perhaps Sheryl is pro military after all ?????

Here is a better solution. At birth, each baby is issued one, count them one, diaper/towel and one blow dryer. This diaper/towel is to be used for all toileting needs for the life time of that individual. One washes it and blows it dry after each soiling. Minorities, the poor and women might be given 1/4 extra diaper/towel during their lifetime as compensation for their history of repression.

[Ax]

"I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree."

From "Trees," by Sgt. Joyce Kilmer, 69th New York Infantry Regiment, KIA, France, 1918.

[LibLieSlayer]

I knew that crow was full of crap... but I just never knew she was covered with it too. I agree with Rove... that woman should not put her hands on ANYTHING or ANYBODY!

LLS