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The Ham Sandwich From Hell
An American Expat in Southeast Asia ^
| 25 April 2007
| expatguy
Posted on 04/25/2007 4:33:40 AM PDT by expatguy
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To: expatguy
You want a beer and some pork rinds with that ham sandwich, Sinbad?
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posted on
04/25/2007 5:31:27 AM PDT
by
shove_it
(old Old Guardsman)
To: Clintons Are White Trash
While of undetermined veracity, this certainly warrants further investigation as a weapon against those who hate and killn us:
Once in US history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so “Black Jack” told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.
Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The US soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs’ blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.
All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.
To: Dick Bachert
Praise the Lord and past the Oscar Myer.
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posted on
04/25/2007 5:36:37 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
( Freep Fox they drop the ball on GOE)
To: expatguy
What do they want next? Take it out of the meat counter at the stores.. Are we going to need a special deli that only sells ham?
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posted on
04/25/2007 5:40:02 AM PDT
by
just me
(God bless our soldiers that fight to keep us free)
To: expatguy
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posted on
04/25/2007 5:46:20 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
To: Larry Lucido
We no longer have to pack "HEAT".
We just gotta pack "MEAT"!
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posted on
04/25/2007 5:51:12 AM PDT
by
JOE6PAK
(blithering intellectual.)
To: expatguy
So one wonders, if someone were to fly over Mecca during the Hajj and drop a pig carcass into the crowd and it doesn’t hit a single person, how many souls will be lose simply due to proximity to it?
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posted on
04/25/2007 5:51:15 AM PDT
by
highlander_UW
(I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
To: Dick Bachert
“This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.”
I’ve heard this story before. Call my gullible, but can anyone verify it’s truthfulness?
To: expatguy
Personally, my weapon of choice is the ham grenade.
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posted on
04/25/2007 5:56:39 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(If you're conservative, then support a conservative candidate. Support Duncan Hunter for POTUS.)
To: expatguy
Now we find out that they fed the recalled dog food to PIGS which are now quarantined. Wonder who “assumed” that the food would be safe for pigs and not get into the human food chain through them?
To: expatguy
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posted on
04/25/2007 6:15:23 AM PDT
by
Sarajevo
To: OB1kNOb
Now, that’s a fearsome piece of meat. It is meat, isn’t it ?
To: expatguy
If their religion tells them to stay away from pork. It also tells them to stay away from kufir and to not obey the laws of the infidel. I wonder what it says about living in land of the infidel?
"Muslims, do not choose among the unbelievers for your friends." [Koran Sura 4:144] "But strike at their necks..." [Koran Sura 8:12] "Hell shall be their home, an evil fate." [Koran sura 9:73].
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posted on
04/25/2007 7:11:54 AM PDT
by
anglian
To: jwparkerjr
“deny me the joy of determining how and where I spend eternity.”
For it is by Grace you have been saved, through faith - and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God - -not by works, so that no one can boast Ephesians 2:8
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:26:04 AM PDT
by
Jeffrey_D.
(Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: Jeffrey_D.
My understanding of Islam is that its adherents can’t be certain they’re saved, that they won’t know until they face the judgment. That gift if available to them too, but it will do them no good if they choose not to accept it. Jesus did all the work, but we still have to make the personal choice to accept Him. Muslims believe that someone other than yourself can determine your fate.
I certainly did not mean to say that, other than making the choice to accept the gift of salvation, that I am in any way, shape or form responsible for where I spend eternity. It is indeed a gift from God and certainly not the result of anything I did or will do!
To: CORedneck
"I ythink BBQ Pork sounds good with BBQ beans with onions & bacon."
Lots of bacon bits on the salad.
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posted on
04/25/2007 9:59:03 AM PDT
by
joebuck
To: expatguy
I shall add a ham sandwich to my protective gear at once.
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posted on
04/25/2007 10:04:33 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Hey! Quiet Down Out There!)
To: expatguy
the audacity of these new immigrants and the gullibility of well-meaning Americans who zealously fall all over themselves. . . Aided and abbetted by liberal politicians. . . So when Steven Wessler, the executive director with the Center for the Prevention of Hate Violence says. . . he just proves himself to be either a charlatan or a patsy. The Americans who fall all over themselves are few in number and neither gullible nor well-meaning. It is a liberal program aided and abetted by by minorities, in this case Muslims, not the other way around. Steven Wessler may be a charlatan but is certainly not a patsy; he's a cold-blooded white hating racist who doesn't give a damn about Muslim hurt, he just uses them as a weapon.
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posted on
04/25/2007 10:58:38 AM PDT
by
jordan8
To: Dick Bachert
I would be in favor of this !
To: expatguy
"On that note, in my many years spent in both Indonesia and Malaysia I have never once come across a Muslim taxi driver who has refused a passenger who was carrying alcohol or heard of a Muslim who believed that the "close proximity" of pork violated the tenets of their religion."A new a lunatic fresh for Pakistan years ago. He spent the first couple af months determining where all the pork was. He didn't like hot dogs at all and kept his distance from them and the people who ate them.
Hell's hot dogs. The prefered delight of the unclean.
The aroma of bacon really gets them up.
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posted on
04/25/2007 11:24:13 AM PDT
by
spunkets
("Freedom is about authority", Rudy Giuliani, gun grabber)
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