[Lorianne]

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting,"

Who's going to monitor that, Sharon?

[weegee]

Big Brother. He got kicked out of the bedroom by the left and quickly moved to the bathroom.

He already checked the size of your toilet tank.

He’s going to soon be checking the type of light bulbs you have.

He may eventually check for illegal drugs in your urine and illegal transfats in your bowels.