Posted on 04/26/2007 5:25:44 PM PDT by Kimmers
Excellent analogy —except that birds can’t shoot you.
Nor can they get drunk and drive cars....
Oh yeah; imagine that they peered into your nice house and sang that it was stolen —that you were living in occupied BIRDLAND, and that henceforth you should speak BIRDese. And then handed you —winged at you— a medical bill.
ROFLMAO
We’ve called them welfare birds for years but we still do feed them. We use feeders and feed which only encourage finches and oddly enough, woodpeckers. And we have a very hungry cat. Ya gotta have the cat.
God built the bird feeder and he filled it for all creatures, speaking in all languages, and even banking and eating Corn Flakes in all languages.
No matter what language you speak, he cares about you and understands you.
His food is for everyone, including those who can’t work. He gave some of us enough talent to earn enough not only for our own needs, but to provide others with their needs.
He too is upset about the bird poop. He came down himself and cleaned it up, without complaining. He was covered in bird poop for our sake. And our world will one day be completely clean.
He is pleased to see the nests and populatioin growing. That’s why he created the world. To see it filled with all kinds of birds, not just ones that sing the same tune.
Presssing one for English does not even qualify as a minor inconvenience. It is a trivial act. God, however, is familiar with inconvenience. When he came to earth, believe it, it wasn’t convenient. He gave up heaven, the angels, pure bliss and unimaginable glory. He was born in a barn, and quite possibly there were birds nesting — and pooping — right over his head.
When his parents made his birth sacrifice, they could only afford the very cheapest sacrifice — a few birds. I’ll bet they pooped on their way to the temple. But they were enough for him.
Let’s be concerned with more important things than having to press one for English, shall we? Let’s concern ourselves with the pressing needs of others.
After all, it was our poop God cleaned up.
Can I have some of your trust fund?
I don’t have one. But what do I have that you need?
“and even banking and eating Corn Flakes in all languages.”
Can I have some of what you are smoking?
Then he starts singing a little ditty about a cockroach smoking marijuana, and by and by when that bird gets a little old, you discover that even though he prays a lot, he’s got a beat-up ice-cream truck and has molested a certain number of the kids at the local playground.
Birds don’t listen to hip-hop music.
Thorazine, but I don't need it, and regardless of however much you have, I'm pretty sure you can't spare it.
LOL!
I hear you!
And he put out only one bird feeder.
France has thousands of bird feeders.
If I wanted to feed the damn squirrels I would. But given the number of oaks in my yard, they should be well fed of their own accord.
Where were we?
Very Nice....
And then God came down to earth and made all those humans working together to build the Tower of Babel to speak different languages so they would split up and go into their own groups and spread throughout the earth. Now why would he do that you silly socialist?
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