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A-B puts fruit in Michelob Ultra
realbeer.com ^ | April 26, 2007

Posted on 04/27/2007 10:15:24 AM PDT by anonsquared

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Shouldn't there be a law against this?
1 posted on 04/27/2007 10:15:25 AM PDT by anonsquared
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To: anonsquared

YUUUUUUUCK!


2 posted on 04/27/2007 10:16:48 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("And he had turned the Prime Minister's teacup into a gerbil.")
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To: anonsquared

The new beer of San Fran


3 posted on 04/27/2007 10:17:36 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: anonsquared

Gay beer, going after the Zuma market.


4 posted on 04/27/2007 10:17:42 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution ? 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: anonsquared

Forgive me, but nothing says you have a full-on subscription to “Bone Smoke Weekly” than a holding one of these “flavored” beers very gently in your hand.


5 posted on 04/27/2007 10:17:54 AM PDT by domenad (In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
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To: anonsquared
I’m not sure. Every now and then in Germany I would have a Radler half beer and lemonade, very refreshing on a hot day!
6 posted on 04/27/2007 10:18:32 AM PDT by Empireoftheatom48
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To: anonsquared

You can put a beer label on a wine cooler, but it’s still a wine cooler.


7 posted on 04/27/2007 10:18:40 AM PDT by Pookee
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To: anonsquared

I have had a couple of “fruit beers’ at parties lately and they they sucked. The black cherry tasted like cough syrup mixed with beer (I prefer my cough syrup straight) and the raspberry was just generally fowl, with hints of yogurt. Yes, this should definitely be against the law. If I want a fruit drink, I’ll order a cocktail with the little tiny umbrella in it.


8 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:05 AM PDT by 3AngelaD (Enoch Powell was right.)
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To: anonsquared

A-B beer is worthless, only fit for alcoholics on a budget.


9 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:06 AM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0
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To: anonsquared

MAN LAW - No fruit in beer!!!!


10 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:06 AM PDT by Hydroshock (Duncan Hunter For President, checkout gohunter08.com.)
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To: anonsquared
Q: Why is Michelob like having sex in a canoe?
A: They are both f'n near water.
11 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:09 AM PDT by llevrok (Do cats have belly buttons?)
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To: anonsquared

Isn’t that cute? Now the metrosexuals have a beer to drink while watching Oprah.


12 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:16 AM PDT by birdsman
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To: anonsquared
Shouldn't there be a law against this?

Didn't the ManLaw bunch decree "Don't fruit the beer!?"

13 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:20 AM PDT by dirtboy (Duncan Hunter 08/But Fred would also be great)
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To: Tax-chick

And the real funny part is that this is posted at REALbeer.com!


14 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:25 AM PDT by anonsquared
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To: anonsquared; knews_hound; Horatio Gates

I have seen some legitimate beers brewed with fruit that are quite tasy, but I have a feeling that is not the case here.

Just uggh

A-B making Yuppie Fru Fru beer that is not beer to appeal to those that can’t handle real beer with real flavor.

Whooo da thunk it?


15 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:28 AM PDT by 5Madman2 (There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
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To: anonsquared

Funny how they would be talking about Michelob at a site called Real Beer.


16 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:32 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: anonsquared
C'mon Man-Law:

"Don't Fruit The Beer!"

17 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:38 AM PDT by Henchster (Free Republic - the BEST site on the web!)
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To: anonsquared
Michelob is the Virginia Slims of beer.
18 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:41 AM PDT by Petronski (FRED!)
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To: anonsquared

The only thing that will help Michelob Ultra is more alcohol.


19 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:42 AM PDT by AU72
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To: Pookee

Don’t...FRUIT...the...BEER!!!


20 posted on 04/27/2007 10:19:54 AM PDT by RedRightReturn (Even a broken clock is right twice a day...)
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To: anonsquared

They can add all the new flavors to that Puppy P*ss they want, I wouldn’t drink a drop.


21 posted on 04/27/2007 10:20:13 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: anonsquared
If it's got flavoring, it's not a beer anymore. It's a "malt beverage".

Maybe going after the feminine market.

Beer cooler, anyone?

22 posted on 04/27/2007 10:20:26 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Tax-chick

As long as the fruit isn’t Elton John...


23 posted on 04/27/2007 10:20:45 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Hydroshock

got me by 48 seconds...damn!


24 posted on 04/27/2007 10:20:50 AM PDT by RedRightReturn (Even a broken clock is right twice a day...)
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To: anonsquared

Sounds disgusting!


25 posted on 04/27/2007 10:20:54 AM PDT by pgkdan (Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions - G.K. Chesterton)
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To: 3AngelaD
This is the only tolerable fruit beer I've ever had, a novelty at best:


26 posted on 04/27/2007 10:21:05 AM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0
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To: anonsquared

I don’t even like beer, myself ... but that’s just WRONG!


27 posted on 04/27/2007 10:21:07 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("And he had turned the Prime Minister's teacup into a gerbil.")
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

Kriek is pretty good. That’s a Belgian cherry lambic.


28 posted on 04/27/2007 10:21:56 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: beer
What kind of fag would drink something like that...

29 posted on 04/27/2007 10:22:06 AM PDT by beeber (stuned)
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To: Just another Joe

I’m the feminine market and there is no way I’d even smell this let alone drink it!


30 posted on 04/27/2007 10:22:07 AM PDT by anonsquared
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To: domenad
Bone Smoke Weekly

LOL!!!

31 posted on 04/27/2007 10:22:19 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: anonsquared
I already thought they had a gay beer.


32 posted on 04/27/2007 10:23:33 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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To: Hydroshock

“What’s next: bananas, kumquats?”


33 posted on 04/27/2007 10:23:54 AM PDT by jpl
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To: TC Rider

First problem is Real Beer and AB/ MIch Ultra, can not be said in the same breath.
The farthest thing from real beer is any AB product.


34 posted on 04/27/2007 10:24:00 AM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: Just another Joe

That’s funny, I’ve had plenty of Raspberry Wheat beers, but not a single Raspberry Wheat malt beverage...


35 posted on 04/27/2007 10:25:17 AM PDT by PissAndVinegar
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To: beeber

36 posted on 04/27/2007 10:25:26 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: anonsquared

Beer & fruit go together like toothpaste & orange juice.

Stick with the hop flavored beer.


37 posted on 04/27/2007 10:25:29 AM PDT by Sax
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To: anonsquared
BLASPHEMERS!
38 posted on 04/27/2007 10:25:38 AM PDT by LibKill ("RUDY GIULIANI" is just "HILLARY CLINTON" misspelled and wearing a dress.)
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To: anonsquared

Elton John is behind this...{No pun intended}.


39 posted on 04/27/2007 10:27:05 AM PDT by ustanker (Secure the border!)
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To: 3AngelaD

The only fruit beer that is OK for a guy to drink is a lambic framboise.

http://www.merchantduvin.com/pages/5_breweries/lindemans.html


40 posted on 04/27/2007 10:28:37 AM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


41 posted on 04/27/2007 10:29:33 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: All

Denis Leary has an entire stand-up routine about Starbucks and in the end screams, “CAN I JUST GET SOME COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE?” Will we at some point in the near future have to demand some ‘BEER FLAVORED BEER’?


42 posted on 04/27/2007 10:30:22 AM PDT by anonsquared
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To: anonsquared

Ugh. Who drinks A-B swill anyway? Headache city.


43 posted on 04/27/2007 10:30:33 AM PDT by manapua
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Q: What's the difference between a bottle of Michelob and horse p*ss?

A: The bottle.

44 posted on 04/27/2007 10:31:59 AM PDT by Sicon
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To: Sicon

Alternate Answer: The horse p*ss tastes better.


45 posted on 04/27/2007 10:32:58 AM PDT by Sicon
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To: anonsquared
Didn't we all go through this madness already?


46 posted on 04/27/2007 10:33:01 AM PDT by montag813
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To: manapua

Me. Never had a headache.

Bud Light is my beer of choice.


47 posted on 04/27/2007 10:33:37 AM PDT by Vision ("Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him." Jeremiah 17:7)
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To: anonsquared

Beer for John Edwards?


48 posted on 04/27/2007 10:34:33 AM PDT by Redcloak (The 2nd Amendment isn't about sporting goods.)
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To: anonsquared

Do they throw in a complimentary CD collection of show tunes with each 6 pak?


49 posted on 04/27/2007 10:35:00 AM PDT by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: anonsquared

Just like polishing a turd.


50 posted on 04/27/2007 10:37:16 AM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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