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Caption the Governator at the CA Highway Collapse
Fox News ^ | 4/29/2007 | AP/San Francisco Chronicle, David Paul Morris AP/San Francisco Chronicle, David Paul Morris AP/San F

Posted on 04/30/2007 9:58:39 AM PDT by steadcom


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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: baybridge; captionarama; chatroom
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Caption Arnold at the CA Highway Collapse
1 posted on 04/30/2007 9:58:43 AM PDT by steadcom
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To: steadcom

“Fire melts steel? Who woulda thunk it?”


2 posted on 04/30/2007 9:59:47 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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To: steadcom

I used to lift weights like these, but now I just have saggy man boobs.


3 posted on 04/30/2007 10:00:15 AM PDT by Sig Sauer P220
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To: steadcom

This must be a RW conspiracy. Everyone knows that fire can’t melt steel. Rosie said so


4 posted on 04/30/2007 10:00:41 AM PDT by clamper1797 (The Democrats are the party of bread & circuses)
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To: dfwgator

"Bush took these down like the Towers....steel doesnt melt"

5 posted on 04/30/2007 10:00:42 AM PDT by BurbankKarl
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To: steadcom
And yes, that is Ron "Red" Dellums, Da Mayor of Oaktown, standing behind him.
6 posted on 04/30/2007 10:00:50 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: dfwgator

“I should have given it some of my old steroids”.


7 posted on 04/30/2007 10:01:07 AM PDT by Perdogg (Cheney-Bolton 2008)
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To: steadcom

This is nothing that more government spending won’t fix.


8 posted on 04/30/2007 10:01:54 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (When toilet paper is a luxury, you have achieved communism.)
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To: steadcom

“Hmmm . . . this came apart almost as fast as my conservative credentials.”


9 posted on 04/30/2007 10:02:12 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: steadcom
Road go boom. What should I do Democrats?


10 posted on 04/30/2007 10:02:14 AM PDT by Vision ("Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him." Jeremiah 17:7)
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To: steadcom

“We have to do something about illegal immigration! Our infrastructure is collapsing!”


11 posted on 04/30/2007 10:02:45 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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To: dfwgator

“Ahnd we vill neva let Rosie travel on the Kaliforneya highways again!”


12 posted on 04/30/2007 10:07:18 AM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: martin_fierro

And yes, that is Ron “Red” Dellums, Da Mayor of Oaktown, standing behind him.

You mean that aint Dick Gregory?


13 posted on 04/30/2007 10:07:48 AM PDT by Sig Sauer P220
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To: martin_fierro

Is he wearing one of Al Davis’s track suits?


14 posted on 04/30/2007 10:07:56 AM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: dfwgator

Rosie O’Donnell, call your office!
Oops. Sorry. I forgot you don’t have one anymore.


15 posted on 04/30/2007 10:09:31 AM PDT by j.havenfarm (Issuing my fatwas from the Holy City of Auburn, California.)
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To: steadcom

16 posted on 04/30/2007 10:09:49 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Applewood smoked bacon is the new chipotle.)
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To: steadcom

“Global warming did it. STATE OF EMERGENCY, SEND FEDERAL DOLLARS!!!!”


17 posted on 04/30/2007 10:09:51 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: Holicheese
"The evidence is in, man is causing the collapsing freeways."
18 posted on 04/30/2007 10:10:21 AM PDT by Ieatfrijoles (Grilled cheese sandwiches are delicious.)
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To: steadcom

"Stahnd beck furzher, guys. You ahe making me look small next to zhese steel bridges und zhose sings."

19 posted on 04/30/2007 10:10:57 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: steadcom; monkapotamus; All

MONK GET IN HERE TOO FUNNY for your photoshopping skills ROFL


20 posted on 04/30/2007 10:13:05 AM PDT by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: steadcom

“Ah good, the first step in the plan is working. First we isolate San Francisco, then we trigger earthquakes to send it to the bottom of the ocean.”


21 posted on 04/30/2007 10:13:24 AM PDT by anonsquared
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To: steadcom

everything will be all right...

22 posted on 04/30/2007 10:15:29 AM PDT by rake ("more rubble, less trouble" VD Hanson)
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To: Sig Sauer P220

or Jerry moonbeam


23 posted on 04/30/2007 10:15:51 AM PDT by rod1 (uake)
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To: SlowBoat407

lmao


24 posted on 04/30/2007 10:16:25 AM PDT by meanie monster
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To: martin_fierro

Thanks; I knew it couldn’t be Redd Foxx.


25 posted on 04/30/2007 10:17:51 AM PDT by randog (What the...?!)
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To: steadcom
Looks like the work of a T-1000 series... someone alert Sarah Conner!


26 posted on 04/30/2007 10:18:08 AM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: steadcom
And you say terrorists didn’t do this?
27 posted on 04/30/2007 10:21:12 AM PDT by lmailbvmbipfwedu
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To: SlowBoat407

ROFL


28 posted on 04/30/2007 10:22:28 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (When toilet paper is a luxury, you have achieved communism.)
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To: steadcom

"What a girly-bridge!"

29 posted on 04/30/2007 10:30:35 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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To: steadcom

“This was done by a CyberDyne 4000 Unit. It has increased memory and CPU capacity over my model. It will kill us all.”


30 posted on 04/30/2007 10:30:59 AM PDT by Dilbert56 (Harry Reid, D-Nev.: "We're going to pick up Senate seats as a result of this war.")
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To: steadcom

Looks like Chuck Norris is baaaaaaack...

31 posted on 04/30/2007 10:49:13 AM PDT by umbagi
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To: steadcom

“Where is Jesse Ventura when you need him?”


32 posted on 04/30/2007 10:51:36 AM PDT by LIConFem (Thompson 2008. Lifetime ACU Rating: 86 -- Hunter 2008 (VP) Lifetime ACU Rating: 92)
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To: steadcom

This is girlie construction.


33 posted on 04/30/2007 10:52:34 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: steadcom; SevenofNine

34 posted on 04/30/2007 11:05:17 AM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: steadcom

“When I find out who made this bridge, they are gonna have a Total Recall”


35 posted on 04/30/2007 11:05:33 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Aw, what the heck - Chaos Now, Serenity Later...)
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To: monkapotamus

Damn that good Monk ROFL


36 posted on 04/30/2007 11:06:01 AM PDT by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: HEY4QDEMS

If they need any help, us folks in Birmingham are getting pretty good at this bridge replacing thing

The Construction Phase The Construction Phase
http://www.tfhrc.gov/pubrds/02sep/05.htm

This was the fastest contracted project in ALDOT’s history. The contract went to The Morris Group and Brasfield & Gorrie, a joint contractor venture that was acceptable to ALDOT. Their joint bid was $2.09 million. The contract included a $25,000 incentive for each day completed earlier than the 90-day completion date and a $25,000 penalty for each day completed beyond that date.

The work began at 12:01 a.m. on Monday, January 21, 2002, just 16 days after the date of the crash. Some people thought construction would actually take 6 months, and others predicted 90 days, but no one had any idea that it would be completed in just 37 days.

This was the fastest contracted project in ALDOT’s history. The contract went to The Morris Group and Brasfield & Gorrie, a joint contractor venture that was acceptable to ALDOT. Their joint bid was $2.09 million. The contract included a $25,000 incentive for each day completed earlier than the 90-day completion date and a $25,000 penalty for each day completed beyond that date.

The work began at 12:01 a.m. on Monday, January 21, 2002, just 16 days after the date of the crash. Some people thought construction would actually take 6 months, and others predicted 90 days, but no one had any idea that it would be completed in just 37 days.


37 posted on 04/30/2007 11:08:54 AM PDT by bamabound (teach them how to think, not what to think!)
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To: steadcom

” Governor, I told you not to push on that, now you’ve broke the rest of the bridge”


38 posted on 04/30/2007 11:09:23 AM PDT by RetSignman (DEMSM: "If you tell a big enough lie, frequently enough, it becomes the truth")
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To: SlowBoat407

How’d Hillary get under there?


39 posted on 04/30/2007 11:17:18 AM PDT by JewishRighter
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To: Holicheese

Dang! You took my line - but you did a better job with the accent!


40 posted on 04/30/2007 11:21:52 AM PDT by Scarchin (+)
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To: steadcom
"Gentlemen, it look like dare vuz too
mach weight on za bridge.

41 posted on 04/30/2007 11:30:45 AM PDT by CeasarsGhost
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To: steadcom

42 posted on 04/30/2007 11:32:35 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
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To: steadcom

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his need”, the Communist credo, will mean a windfall to “Red” Dellums. Move over, Mayor Nagin of NO. There’s another scam artist at the federal trough.


43 posted on 04/30/2007 11:52:17 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: steadcom

Maybe Rosie will be able to tell us how this happened. She claims that steel doesn’t melt.


44 posted on 04/30/2007 12:15:25 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Sig Sauer P220

Don’t tell me. Dellums now is the Mayor of Oakland?


45 posted on 04/30/2007 12:16:56 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: steadcom

Dellums looks as old as his buddy Fidel.


46 posted on 04/30/2007 12:21:55 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, but DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: ElkGroveDan
"Get some good photos, guys. This is a fantastic marketing opportunity to justify more borrowing.
Good for some more contributions from my construction friends, too."
47 posted on 04/30/2007 3:17:45 PM PDT by calcowgirl ("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." P. J. O'Rourke)
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To: Holicheese

Now that funny ROFL


48 posted on 04/30/2007 3:23:42 PM PDT by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: steadcom

Oooooops...sorry, Girly Men, I don’t know my own strength!


49 posted on 04/30/2007 4:02:29 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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To: steadcom

It's not a tumor!!
50 posted on 04/30/2007 4:29:11 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
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