Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail (astonishing online petition drive)

imdb.com news ^ | May 9, 2007

[Clintonfatigued]

That’s hot!

[unkus]

Paris is going to find out that is Liberalism that creates the Ho’s she is going to meet.

[Old Professer]

I really think that an advocacy group for the terminally stupid is way overdue and now is the time to found one.

My dog would be lost in jail and no one in his right mind would order him there, how can we treat even more helpless creatures that way?

[Paleo Conservative]

A good friend of ours daughter has had THREE DUI violations in the last few years and has NEVER gone to jail. In the last DUI she had a single car wreck and nearly killed herself. At the time of the the accident her license had been suspended. Compared to this gal, Paris’s violations were minor. Every DUI took place in CA.

Well maybe your friend's daughter would have been better off spending some time in jail. She could have just as easily killed someone else's daughter or son rather than nearly killing herself.

[jaz.357]

Send her to Gitmo.

OUR guys will "keep an eye on her".

[Safetgiver]

What do you have against old people?

[Old Sarge]

*chuckle-snort*

You should have mentioned that in January, at the time of The Takeover, gas was $1.89 in many places. It’s now what, back over $3 again??

[JRios1968]

Is there a petition to keep Paris in jail?

Nothing stops you from going to the online "Free Paris" petition, and posting a message to EXTEND her stay at the Big House...

[HeartlandOfAmerica]

Actually, a DJ in Omaha this morning said there is. Like 500 votes to let her outta jail and about 14k to put her in. Dunno if its true or not but there may be.

"I, like, killed 10 people. But, ya know, see all of these names that say I shouldn't go to jail for it? So you should pardon me, Guv!" < / Hilton >

What a dip. can't understand why anyone thinks shes attractive personally.

[unkus]

I wouldn’t bother. Liberals just don’t get it. Or at least admit it.

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

Wow, based on that anecdotal evidence I agree, Paris is being railroaded! FREE PARIS NOW! FREE PARIS NOW! FREE PARIS NOW!

[unixfox]

Another spoiled rotten brat trying to weasel her way out of jail.

You gotta love it.

[BossLady]

The CA law states that if you drive while your licence is suspended from a DUI offense....you go straight to jail....period! The judge in this case is following the law.

You also have to sign a statement saying you 'acknowledge' that you will be thrown in the clink if you drive while on a suspended license. If Paris-ite signed it or someone signed it for her...it's a done deal.

When I lived in LA, I knew a couple of smarta$$ musicians who drove while on suspended license from DUI......both spent 60 days in jail!

[finnman69]

Where is the petition for life without parole?

[Enchante]

How about a petition drive to double her sentence, and/or a petition to put her in solitary confinement with no access at all to the outside world...... better yet, how about a petition to all media organizations to banish her name and image from the public arena forever!

[finnman69]

they should lock her up and throw away the room

[Ditter]

>>”Is there a petition to keep Paris in jail?”>>>

That would be good but I’d settle for a petition to keep her out of the news and off
TV.

[all the best]

I think it would be unfair to the other inmates. No telling what they might catch from her.

[kalee]

She could do a new reality show.

Paris in Prison

[Screamname]

"My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it.

I don`t know who corrected this, but yesterday she spelled "sign" as "sihn". I mean of course, the G sounds like an H! Like oh my gawd! Gag me with a spoon! Like that`s how you must spell it!