GMA Touts Environmentalist Who Boycotts Toilet Paper to Save the Planet

NewsBusters ^ | May 10 2007 | Scott Whitlock

[Allegra]

Dang. I mean, at least Sheryl Crow uses one square.

[trimom]

In the category of disgusting, I wonder how the Mrs. handles her monthlies?

[HungarianGypsy]

At least he practices what he preaches. You have to give him kudos for that.

[Dick Bachert]

Beaven — Beaven...?

Wasn’t he BUTTHEAD’S sidekick??

[golas1964]

Sheryl Crow’s next husband methinks.

[macamadamia]

In the future, shaking hands will be taboo.

[massgopguy]

So, what is his bicycle made of?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Sounds like Mr. Beaven has a few carbon offsets he can sell to Mr. Gore...so that Mr. Gore can continue to jet around the globe and run his house at ten times the average energy usage.

[FreeInWV]

[VeniVidiVici]

Better than that - Colon and Beaven.

This is tailor made for a cartoon.

[Malsua]

So he must use more water to clean his hands. Personally, I don’t have to wash under my fingernails, something he probably has to do all the time.

[TheDon]

Save the environment,
kill an environmentalist.

[JSepielli]

cause of Colin Beaven
hehe his name is Colin or was that Colin Beaver.

[Spiff]

The envirowhackos would rather everyone live in freakin’ mud huts and eat dirt. They’re a bunch of lunatics.

[LibLieSlayer]

gma is the most anti-AMERICAN show on TV today.

LLS

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Colin Beaven: "I carry a cloth so that we don't have to use paper towels. You know, when we go to the restroom, I can dry my hands or, you know, various– Napkins in restaurants."

I guess she's "on the...cloth".

[Lee'sGhost]

“No Impact Man.”

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

And that’s exactly the affect he will have on improving the environment — no impact.

Too freakin funny.

[jonrick46]

Restaurant diners should be concerned that yahoos like this, worried about their water consumption, will not do thorough hand washing after using the toilet. Their excrement smeared hands will touch everything in the restaurant; including the tip to the waitress, who will hand you your water glass after handling the tip.

[HOTTIEBOY]

“And joining us now is the writer, and self proclaimed ‘No Impact Man’ Colin Beavan. He’s got that book coming out next year

And just exactly what is this book made of????? Hmmmmm?????

I suppose Mr. NoImpact will get paid for printing hundreds of copies of this book that tells people not to use paper.

Can you say: LIBERAL HYPOCRISY PIMP?

[353FMG]

Ooh, boy. I just heard that he had a bad case of the runs.