BOOM! BOOM! THUNK! BOOM!
Yep...it's Friday in Baghdad.
Like my tagline says...Hey! Quiet down out there! Knock it OFF!!!
:-)
WELCOME TO
Good morning, Everyone. Good morning
Thank you, Ma, for preparing the Canteen for todays activities. Ma, I want to know who corrupted you? Hmmm??? Was it Mojo? You used to play clean music that was appropriate for all ages. Now I see you're posting music with the "parental disclaimer." tsk...tsk...tsk. (picture Beachy shaking head)
DC Metroland weather report ~ Today....Some clouds and possibly an isolated thunderstorm this afternoon. Warm. High 87F. Winds NW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 30%. ~ Tonight....Partly cloudy with isolated thunderstorms possible. Low 63F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 30%.
That means music, fun, and mayhem!
Time for me to make my rounds. But, you stay right where you are. Don't touch that dial. Don't change that channel. Put down that remote. Don't leave the room. Keep your eyes on your monitor. Cause...............I'll be bock!
Now remember, the Canteen is
So, come on in and sit for a while. There's always plenty of coffee, pancakes, conversation, silliness, and plain old BS
REMEMBER THEM
DEFENDERS OF FREEDOM
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Today's FEEBLE
YOKE:
"How did this happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I'm sure," I said.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know."I reckon not," I replied.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"
Friday WOO-HOOS to all you Canteeners, Cubies, Newbies & Troops!
way late but I’m getting there.
Ten-year-old Julian Willis and a special visitor lead Cadet Squadron 39 during a formation at the U.S. Air Force Academy, Colo. The Make-a-Wish Foundation and the Air Force Academy made Julian a "Cadet for a Day". Cadets donate money for the program and have sponsored 22 children since the program started in 2000. (U.S. Air Force photo/Mike Kaplan)