Greenpeace Builds Replica of Noah's Ark

Drudgereport.com ^

[reagan_fanatic]

Environmental activists are building a replica of Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat—where the biblical vessel is said to have landed after the great flood—in an appeal for action on global warming, Greenpeace said Wednesday.

[SquirrelKing]

“Riiiiight...”

[theDentist]

Oh, I have to see them fill their Ark with 2 of each animal and put to sea... popcorn anyone?

[SlowBoat407]

And this will use how many trees?

[Red Badger]

Where did they get gopher wood?................

[SlowBoat407]

Where did they get gopher wood?................

First you get a really excitable gopher....

[VRWCmember]

What is the ecological impact of making all the pitch to seal the gopher wood?

[Smokin' Joe]

Ohhhh Kay! (Where did they get the Gopher Wood?)

[paratrooper82]

I sure as hell hope they got a permit,an environmental impact statement, did carbon offsets, planted new trees, filed for a zoning variance, obtained input from the neighbors, and finally, ask the UN for permission!

[rhombus]

And this will use how many trees?

I sure hope they refrained from using energy-gobbling power tools too. ;-)

[cripplecreek]

The most irritating thing about liberals is their belief that everyone else is dumb enough to buy their propaganda.
Fortunately they aren’t smart enough to figure out that they’re the only ones buying it.

[xcamel]

Mount Ararat... isn't that in Iran???

[Waverunner]

“Whats a cubit?”

[Red Badger]

LOL!!!!.............I wonder how many people wil not get that?.......

[Red Badger]

It’s on the Turkey - Russia border.......I think....

[Red Badger]

They could use RTV instead, or duct tape........

[Ditter]

These guys expect to be taken seriously. What a bunch of looneys.

[rightwingcrazy]

“Go fer wood” is what Noah did.

[Red Badger]

He and his sons built it.
“Son, Go fer wood.”

[xcamel]

Yup - you are correct

[Recovering Hermit]

First you get a really excitable gopher....

Too damn funny!

[YellowRoseofTx]

...building a replica of Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat

Are they actually building it ON Mount Ararat? Is the model full scale?

[SlowBoat407]

This is either Noah's Ark or the site of the Great Alice's Retaurant Thanksgiving Day Massa-cree.

[Red Badger]

I didn’t know if they had moved it or not...............Condos are everywhere nowadays......

[AmericanMade1776]

Environmental activist, have an understanding of a Biblical story? Since when? Wonder what this group is smoking?

[SquirrelKing]

“Let’s just wait for the sewers to back up...”

[HoosierHawk]

*snicker*

[Red Badger]

When the global warming kicks in, we’ll be able to see the rest of the ship.........

[TYVets]

PETA did one thing different that Noah.

They put two of every kind of animal, but no humans.

[ryan71]

Their “ark” will no doubt resemble a VW micro-bus.

[Paulus Invictus]

And the captain of the great ship will be Al Gore, the minor deity of all lib greenies.

[ChuckShick]

"Climate change is real, it's happening now and unless world leaders take urgent, decisive and far-reaching action, the next decades will see human misery on a scale not experienced in modern times," said Greenpeace activist Hilal Atici.

Having to listen to these loons is human misery.

[TC Rider]

In true liberal fashion, all the animals will be gay, same sex pairs.

[AmericanMade1776]

the Hippy Ark will more resemble the Minnow...a three hour tour.

[50sDad]

Problem is, with the Libs, the animals will all be same-sex couples.

[Larry Lucido]

How much gopher wood would a wood chuck...

..never mind.

[shekkian]

“Whats a cubit?”

Considering that a cubit is not a standard unit of measure, it would make for a very shoddy piece of construction.

[sergeantdave]

Greenpeace - a bunch of filthy Marxist goosesteppers who worked hand in hand with the KGB back in the 1980s. if I had the money I’d buy a surplus destroyer, fit it with harpoons and canon and hunt down and sink everything greenpeace floats on the water.

[sportutegrl]

More proof that global warming is a religion.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

So the tree hugging, granola eaters are using up precious trees and materials in order to make a political statement? Why don’t they just all wear leather shoes, belts and purses and keep petroleum based rubber tires on their cars with leather interiors and be the true hypocrites they are?

[popdonnelly]

“Where did they get gopher wood?................”

Home Depot?

[popdonnelly]

“And the captain of the great ship will be Al Gore, the minor deity of all lib greenies.”

Or perhaps Sean Penn. ;)

[RightResponse]

Wonder how many asses will be on this boat...

[ninergold3]

I spit coffee out my nose! I got it. . .

[Waverunner]

It’s a line from an old Bill Cosby routine about Noah.

[Bommer]

Environmental activists are building a replica of Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat—where the biblical vessel is said to have landed after the great flood—in an appeal for action on global warming, Greenpeace said Wednesday

AND NOW A GREENPEACE CLARIFICATION ON THE REPLICA OF NOAH'S ARK:

First of all its not a FULL SCALE replica, its more like a 20 foot cabin cruiser, filled with discarded Beanie Babies given to us by schmucks that thought they would be worth something 10 years ago. Secondly, we couldn't get permission to tow it to Mount Ararat, so we are hooking it up a Ford F150 that runs on bio-diesel from Willie Nelsons 'Hemp and Herbal Ecstasy Farm' and we will be pulling it to the grave of Yasser Arafat, which is pretty close to the same spelling and we hear he is buried on a hill, so you get the visual. And finally, its will not be referred to as "Noah's Ark" but but Noel's Ark cuz Noel owns the F150 and we want nooooo biblical references at all! T

[therut]

Paging Rick Warren. They are on your side now.LOL.

[4yearlurker]

I believe a cubit is the length of ones inside forearm from the wrist to the elbow joint.

[RightWhale]

unless world leaders take urgent, decisive and far-reaching action

When the system is sort of functional it might be a bad idea to make large changes. Besides that, are world leaders, if any, better informed on anything but opinion of their advisors? How many can do matrix algebra on their own, an indication of technical competence, even multiply two matrices? Of those who can do matrix multiplication, there is not one I know of I would trust to make any world decisions, and that goes double for enviros who want to be scientists but can't do basic math.

[pctech]

hey, you got any more of those Noah's Ark pictures or a good website to find them on? I'm an amatuer Noah's Ark researcher and the more I can find, the merrier.

thanks!