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Greenpeace Builds Replica of Noah's Ark
Drudgereport.com ^

Posted on 05/16/2007 5:49:10 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic

Environmental activists are building a replica of Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat—where the biblical vessel is said to have landed after the great flood—in an appeal for action on global warming, Greenpeace said Wednesday.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: ark; greenpeace; noah; noahsark
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1 posted on 05/16/2007 5:49:13 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic
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To: reagan_fanatic

“Riiiiight...”


2 posted on 05/16/2007 5:49:58 AM PDT by SquirrelKing ("When a coin in the carbon pot rings, out of global warming hell a soul does spring." - Timothy Ball)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Oh, I have to see them fill their Ark with 2 of each animal and put to sea... popcorn anyone?


3 posted on 05/16/2007 5:52:10 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

And this will use how many trees?


4 posted on 05/16/2007 5:52:54 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Applewood smoked bacon is the new chipotle.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Where did they get gopher wood?................


5 posted on 05/16/2007 5:52:55 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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To: Red Badger
Where did they get gopher wood?................

First you get a really excitable gopher....

6 posted on 05/16/2007 5:53:32 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Applewood smoked bacon is the new chipotle.)
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To: Red Badger

What is the ecological impact of making all the pitch to seal the gopher wood?


7 posted on 05/16/2007 5:55:00 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Go Rudy Go! (And take McCain with you!))
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To: reagan_fanatic

Ohhhh Kay! (Where did they get the Gopher Wood?)


8 posted on 05/16/2007 5:55:13 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: reagan_fanatic
I sure as hell hope they got a permit,an environmental impact statement, did carbon offsets, planted new trees, filed for a zoning variance, obtained input from the neighbors, and finally, ask the UN for permission!
9 posted on 05/16/2007 5:55:14 AM PDT by paratrooper82 (82 Airborne 1/508th BN "fury from the sky")
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To: SlowBoat407
And this will use how many trees?

I sure hope they refrained from using energy-gobbling power tools too. ;-)

10 posted on 05/16/2007 5:55:19 AM PDT by rhombus
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To: reagan_fanatic

The most irritating thing about liberals is their belief that everyone else is dumb enough to buy their propaganda.
Fortunately they aren’t smart enough to figure out that they’re the only ones buying it.


11 posted on 05/16/2007 5:57:18 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: reagan_fanatic
Mount Ararat... isn't that in Iran???
12 posted on 05/16/2007 5:57:26 AM PDT by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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To: SquirrelKing

“Whats a cubit?”


13 posted on 05/16/2007 5:58:11 AM PDT by Waverunner
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To: SlowBoat407

LOL!!!!.............I wonder how many people wil not get that?.......


14 posted on 05/16/2007 5:59:40 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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To: xcamel

It’s on the Turkey - Russia border.......I think....


15 posted on 05/16/2007 6:00:36 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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To: VRWCmember

They could use RTV instead, or duct tape........


16 posted on 05/16/2007 6:01:28 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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To: reagan_fanatic
These guys expect to be taken seriously. What a bunch of looneys.
17 posted on 05/16/2007 6:01:37 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Red Badger

“Go fer wood” is what Noah did.


18 posted on 05/16/2007 6:02:24 AM PDT by rightwingcrazy
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To: rightwingcrazy

He and his sons built it.
“Son, Go fer wood.”


19 posted on 05/16/2007 6:03:33 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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To: Red Badger

Yup - you are correct


20 posted on 05/16/2007 6:03:37 AM PDT by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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To: SlowBoat407
First you get a really excitable gopher....

Too damn funny!

21 posted on 05/16/2007 6:03:56 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit (There's another old saying Senator..."Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.")
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To: reagan_fanatic
...building a replica of Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat

Are they actually building it ON Mount Ararat? Is the model full scale?
22 posted on 05/16/2007 6:03:59 AM PDT by YellowRoseofTx
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To: Red Badger

This is either Noah's Ark or the site of the Great Alice's Retaurant Thanksgiving Day Massa-cree.

23 posted on 05/16/2007 6:04:16 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Applewood smoked bacon is the new chipotle.)
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To: xcamel

I didn’t know if they had moved it or not...............Condos are everywhere nowadays......


24 posted on 05/16/2007 6:04:49 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Environmental activist, have an understanding of a Biblical story? Since when? Wonder what this group is smoking?


25 posted on 05/16/2007 6:05:08 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: Waverunner

“Let’s just wait for the sewers to back up...”


26 posted on 05/16/2007 6:08:00 AM PDT by SquirrelKing ("When a coin in the carbon pot rings, out of global warming hell a soul does spring." - Timothy Ball)
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To: SlowBoat407

*snicker*


27 posted on 05/16/2007 6:08:29 AM PDT by HoosierHawk
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To: SlowBoat407

When the global warming kicks in, we’ll be able to see the rest of the ship.........


28 posted on 05/16/2007 6:08:37 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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To: AmericanMade1776
PETA did one thing different that Noah.

They put two of every kind of animal, but no humans.

29 posted on 05/16/2007 6:09:33 AM PDT by TYVets (God so loved the world he didn't send a committee)
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To: AmericanMade1776
Their “ark” will no doubt resemble a VW micro-bus.
30 posted on 05/16/2007 6:10:09 AM PDT by ryan71 (You can hear it on the coconut telegraph...)
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To: reagan_fanatic

And the captain of the great ship will be Al Gore, the minor deity of all lib greenies.


31 posted on 05/16/2007 6:11:28 AM PDT by Paulus Invictus
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To: reagan_fanatic
"Climate change is real, it's happening now and unless world leaders take urgent, decisive and far-reaching action, the next decades will see human misery on a scale not experienced in modern times," said Greenpeace activist Hilal Atici.

Having to listen to these loons is human misery.

32 posted on 05/16/2007 6:11:35 AM PDT by ChuckShick (He's clerking for me...)
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To: reagan_fanatic

In true liberal fashion, all the animals will be gay, same sex pairs.


33 posted on 05/16/2007 6:13:37 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution ? 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: ryan71

the Hippy Ark will more resemble the Minnow...a three hour tour.


34 posted on 05/16/2007 6:18:43 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: theDentist

Problem is, with the Libs, the animals will all be same-sex couples.


35 posted on 05/16/2007 6:19:13 AM PDT by 50sDad (Angels on asteroids are abducting crop circles!)
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To: Red Badger; SlowBoat407

How much gopher wood would a wood chuck...

..never mind.


36 posted on 05/16/2007 6:23:44 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
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To: Waverunner
“Whats a cubit?”

Considering that a cubit is not a standard unit of measure, it would make for a very shoddy piece of construction.

37 posted on 05/16/2007 6:26:23 AM PDT by shekkian
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To: reagan_fanatic

Greenpeace - a bunch of filthy Marxist goosesteppers who worked hand in hand with the KGB back in the 1980s. if I had the money I’d buy a surplus destroyer, fit it with harpoons and canon and hunt down and sink everything greenpeace floats on the water.


38 posted on 05/16/2007 6:31:44 AM PDT by sergeantdave (Give Hillary a 50 coupon for Betty Crocker's devils food mix & tell her to go home and bake a cake)
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To: reagan_fanatic

More proof that global warming is a religion.


39 posted on 05/16/2007 6:40:51 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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To: reagan_fanatic
So the tree hugging, granola eaters are using up precious trees and materials in order to make a political statement? Why don’t they just all wear leather shoes, belts and purses and keep petroleum based rubber tires on their cars with leather interiors and be the true hypocrites they are?
40 posted on 05/16/2007 6:47:31 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I buy gas for my SUV with the Carbon Offsets I sell on Ebay!)
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To: Red Badger

“Where did they get gopher wood?................”

Home Depot?


41 posted on 05/16/2007 6:59:31 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Our first responsibility is to keep the power of the Presidency out of the hands of the Clintons.)
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To: Paulus Invictus

“And the captain of the great ship will be Al Gore, the minor deity of all lib greenies.”

Or perhaps Sean Penn. ;)


42 posted on 05/16/2007 7:05:36 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Our first responsibility is to keep the power of the Presidency out of the hands of the Clintons.)
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To: 50sDad

Wonder how many asses will be on this boat...


43 posted on 05/16/2007 7:08:04 AM PDT by RightResponse (It depends on what the defamation of Islam is .....)
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To: Red Badger

I spit coffee out my nose! I got it. . .


44 posted on 05/16/2007 7:20:29 AM PDT by ninergold3 ("Normal" - Just a cycle on the washing machine - Naomi Judd)
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To: shekkian

It’s a line from an old Bill Cosby routine about Noah.


45 posted on 05/16/2007 7:41:42 AM PDT by Waverunner
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To: reagan_fanatic
Environmental activists are building a replica of Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat—where the biblical vessel is said to have landed after the great flood—in an appeal for action on global warming, Greenpeace said Wednesday

AND NOW A GREENPEACE CLARIFICATION ON THE REPLICA OF NOAH'S ARK:

First of all its not a FULL SCALE replica, its more like a 20 foot cabin cruiser, filled with discarded Beanie Babies given to us by schmucks that thought they would be worth something 10 years ago. Secondly, we couldn't get permission to tow it to Mount Ararat, so we are hooking it up a Ford F150 that runs on bio-diesel from Willie Nelsons 'Hemp and Herbal Ecstasy Farm' and we will be pulling it to the grave of Yasser Arafat, which is pretty close to the same spelling and we hear he is buried on a hill, so you get the visual. And finally, its will not be referred to as "Noah's Ark" but but Noel's Ark cuz Noel owns the F150 and we want nooooo biblical references at all! T

46 posted on 05/16/2007 7:43:13 AM PDT by Bommer (Global Warming: The only warming phenomena that occurs in the Summer and ends in the Winter!)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Paging Rick Warren. They are on your side now.LOL.


47 posted on 05/16/2007 7:43:19 AM PDT by therut
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To: Waverunner
I believe a cubit is the length of ones inside forearm from the wrist to the elbow joint.
48 posted on 05/16/2007 7:49:26 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (Liberals, A terrorists best friend!)
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To: ChuckShick
unless world leaders take urgent, decisive and far-reaching action

When the system is sort of functional it might be a bad idea to make large changes. Besides that, are world leaders, if any, better informed on anything but opinion of their advisors? How many can do matrix algebra on their own, an indication of technical competence, even multiply two matrices? Of those who can do matrix multiplication, there is not one I know of I would trust to make any world decisions, and that goes double for enviros who want to be scientists but can't do basic math.

49 posted on 05/16/2007 7:52:10 AM PDT by RightWhale (Repeal the Treaty)
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To: SlowBoat407
hey, you got any more of those Noah's Ark pictures or a good website to find them on? I'm an amatuer Noah's Ark researcher and the more I can find, the merrier.

thanks!

50 posted on 05/16/2007 7:55:15 AM PDT by pctech
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