Skip to comments.Hamas kills five of its own in ambush [Darwin award winner for today]
Posted on 05/16/2007 8:29:39 AM PDT by bedolido
Hamas gunmen killed five of their own combatants in an ambush on a Fatah vehicle that had been carrying Hamas detainees, Fatah officials said Wednesday.
Also killed were two members of the Fatah-affiliated Preventive Security force that had been guarding the detained Hamas members, the officials said.
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That’s about as efficient as you get in fighting terrorism.
Maybe Sharon was on to something with the pullout...
Saves us a lot of trouble and makes the world a better place.
good show! Not to subtle,huh...
Sounds like a win-win situation if I ever saw one.........
There is a God and He ain’t Allah.
"The streets of central Gaza City echoed with the rattle of machine gun fire, and were empty except for gunmen in black ski masks. Terrified residents huddled in dark homes after electricity to some downtown neighborhoods was cut off by a downed power line....
Fighting raged close to Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas's heavily guarded compound, which was also targeted by Hamas mortar fire overnight. Abbas was not present.
Early Wednesday, Hamas gunmen fired mortars and pipe bombs at the home of Fatah security chief Rashid Abu Shbak, before storming inside, lining six Fatah bodyguards up against the wall and shooting them dead, Palestinian security and medical officials said.
No problem, since the five technically qualify under a special subsection of sharia law as martyr wannabes, or accidental martyrs, and can get 36 virgins, or 72 semi-virgins, their choice. Not a bad deal. Plus, maybe it can start a trend in sending lots of wannabes to an unscheduled early arrival in paradise. And helps to ease the demand for virgins by placing a premium on semi-virgins.
Now they are good muslims.
A good start, but not nearly enough.
Looks as if there are seven more “good” Palis in the world now!
You have to love the line in the Bible that calls the sons of Ismael... wild asses...
Keystone cops in the desert?
Yup, 7 cured terrorists.
Just a “friendly fire” incident.Bwahahahahaha!
Finally found something worth funding in the territories.
Will they be awarded carbon credits for this? (-;
Let them fight bravely to the last man.
do they get the virgins?
It looks pretty "new, too. Like just about the right age to have been built (or remodeled, perhaps more likely) some time after MILLIIONS of dollars flowed to Arafat and Fatah from both the U.S. and the E.U. nations.
The floor looks like Italian marble.
We have here, corruption, guarded by masked, gun-toting murderers.
The "religion of peace", is such sweetness and light...none need look anywhere else. Forget those ancient texts that came much before 'ol Mo came along and hijacked 'em for his own ends. And don't forget, Mo was "the last" prophet, too! God totally stopped speaking directly with all humans, after he put these guys in control...can I get a big
ahmen "Allahu Fubar!?"
Inbreeding is the darndest thing.....
5 to 2 ratio—Hamas isn’t doing well.
Maybe we could perk response a little more by offering 144 semi-demi-virgins as a further option.
Later on, we could offer yet another option for time-urgent wannabes who missed the rush: 19 virgins, or 38 semi-virgins, or the full complement of 72 if they'll accept semi-demi-virgins in a program of accelerated martyrdom in which they just line up and shoot each other.
Considering that even a semi- or semi-demi-virgin can wear out the even the most cloistered and frustrated young stud in about three hours, that would seem to be a pretty good deal for the "quickie" shaheed.
Think that'd work?
“””Thats about as efficient as you get in fighting terrorism.””””
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