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Rove’s Gift to the Democrats?(Parody)
NRO ^ | 18 may 07 | Anonymous

Posted on 5/18/2007, 9:31:59 PM by rellimpank

Recently, as Congress debated an immigration “reform” proposal, a memorandum on official Democratic National Committee stationary was retrieved from a trash can on South Capitol Street in Washington, D.C. This memo was faxed around the country and in time reached California. Although coffee stains covered most of the salutation, it appeared to read, “From: H. Dean. TO: HRC.” However, the rest of the memo was intact and perfectly clear…

Dear Senator,

Nice to see you the other night at that $25 million coast-to-coast Hollywood-to-Broadway fundraiser. You certainly know how to rake in the bucks! We should have enough to make the opening ante in 2008. I’m glad to hear that Chelsea is doing so well. Please give my regards to Bill next time you see him.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: immigrantlist; immigrants; parody

1 posted on 5/18/2007, 9:32:03 PM by rellimpank
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To: rellimpank

We’ll register immigrant Democrats from Virginia to Florida, from Maryland to Texas and out to Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, and California. It’s enough to make me say: “YEEAAAHHHHH!”

Sincerely,
Howard.

~~ The anonymous author of this parody is a Democratic political consultant in California and is NOT the author of Primary Colors.


2 posted on 5/18/2007, 9:44:45 PM by Kevmo (Duncan Hunter just needs one Rudy G Campaign Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVBtPIrEleM)
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To: rellimpank

We have been sold down the river by Bush and others in the Republican party.


3 posted on 5/18/2007, 9:50:51 PM by stockpirate (IF BUSH SIGNS THIS POS IMMIGRATION BILL, I WILL NOT VOTE REPUBLICAN AGAIN!)
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To: stockpirate

What if the criminal alien doesn’t want to show their real ID and become a citizen? What then? How can you force criminals to become citizens? Why?


4 posted on 5/18/2007, 9:54:26 PM by Republicus2001
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To: rellimpank
Pretty well summarizes the damage that Bush, Rove, Martinez, McConnell, Lott, McCain, Boehner, Blunt have done to our party. The damage they've done to the country unconscionable, but what bothers me at least as much is the damage that he's done to the Republican Party and the conservative cause.

Six years ago, everyone was writing off the future of the Democratic Party ("A National Party No More") and talking about a 40-year Republican dynasty. After six years of neo-Cons, pork-barrel spending, corruption, and "compassionate" liberalism, the Republican Party is fractured and fragmenting. People who were staunch Republicans are looking for a conservative home because the Republican party appears to have abandoned the principles that made it great.

As a party, we have only ourselves to blame. We're the ones who nominated, contributed to, campaigned for, and elected those who are now destroying our party.

What is even worse is that I don't see the strength, moral commitment, principled leadership, and guts in any of our currently campaigning candidates to lead us back. Is the Republican Party to go the way of the Whigs? Why have we allowed our party to be lead so far astray? How do we take our party back?

5 posted on 5/18/2007, 10:29:43 PM by MinimizeGovernment (Where have all the conservatives gone? They're not in the Republican Party anymore.)
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To: MinimizeGovernment

—you have put it very well-—


6 posted on 5/18/2007, 10:42:30 PM by rellimpank (-don't believe anything the MSM states about firearms or explosives--NRA Benefactor)
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To: MinimizeGovernment

From the looks of taglines lately I’m not the only one pissed at the GOP.


7 posted on 5/18/2007, 11:18:52 PM by GovernmentIsTheProblem (Amnesty alone didn't kill the GOP - socialism did long ago. The stench you smell now is it's corpse.)
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To: MinimizeGovernment

New party. This time don’t get a hard on just cuz he has an Texas accent.


8 posted on 5/19/2007, 12:15:53 AM by Eyes Unclouded (We won't ever free our guns but be sure we'll let them triggers go....)
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