In Rudy's heart & on payroll; Judith Giuliani got $125G to craft speeches (gives Rudy "pointers")

NEW YORK DAILY NEWS ^ | Friday, May 18th 2007 | DAVID SALTONSTALL DAILY NEWS SENIOR CORRESPONDENT

[Condor51]

Rudy Giuliani paid Judith Nathan $125,000 a year for 'speechwriting'...Judith had been getting paid for her time and 'expertise' since shortly before the couple wed in 2003..."It's an arrangement that started before they were married,"

What occurred when Rudy picked up Judi in that Manhattan Bar. (hypothetically)

(Rudy): `Would you sleep with me for... for a million dollars'
(Judi): `Well, maybe for a million I would, yes.
(Rudy): `Would you do it for twenty dollars?'
(Judi): `Certainly not!' `What do you take me for? A prostitute?'
(Rudy):`We've already established that'. `Now we're just trying to determine your price.'

And her price is $125k a year

© original 'joke' by George Bernard Shaw

[TommyDale]

Is she slightly cross-eyed? Must be from his cross-dressing!

[TommyDale]

"I see nothing unusual or “off” about a political spouse drawing a salary if they are fulfilling a role in the campaign."

It give the appearance of impropriety, and opens the door for criticism. It also invites investigations for future embarrassment.

"I’ll bet most are drawing some sort of stipend, whether they are declaring it on their taxes or not. Think cell phones, wardrobe, personal grooming (hair styling, makeup, child care, etc)."

Wow! That was spoken like a true liberal Democrat! They BETTER be showing it on the books and paying taxes! Otherwise they should expect the IRS and the FEC to pay them a visit.

[Condor51]

*** Is she slightly cross-eyed? ****

YES.

There was a pic I found a while back that didn't look 'right'. So I used my Firefox Image Zoom and her cross eye was clearly visible. Maybe it's more like a 'lazy eye' where it 'wanders'. But it looks pretty weird.

Pretty sure he avoids close up pics if possible.

[TommyDale]

So while she may have tried to hide the crossed eye, Rudy may have taken that as a flirtatious wink and made his move? LOL!

[Liz]

Hmmmmm.....Rudy better watch out for those teeth.......could really hurt a guy.

JUDI GIULIANI Germ-warfare adviser.

[Liz]

Rudy): `Would you sleep with me for... for a million dollars’
(Judi): `Well, maybe for a million I would, yes.

(Rudy—thinking): Man, I wonder what she’d do for a couple million.......and a Cabinet appointment.

[TommyDale]

(Rudy): “Would you sleep with me for... for a million dollars?”

(Judi): “Well, maybe for a million I would, yes.”

(Rudy): “Now that we’ve determined what you really are, let’s negotiate your price!”

[TommyDale]

"Hmmmmm.....Rudy better watch out for those teeth.......could really hurt a guy."

Ouch!

[angcat]

Judy just becomes more and more brilliant each day. It must be the water in Hazleton that helped.

[TommyDale]

Oops! I didn’t see your post #21 that gave the whole story!
LOL...

It reminds me of the other old joke, where a guys walks in to a bar, all bruised and cut up. The bartender says “What happened to you?”

The beaten up customer says, “I called a woman a two-bit whore.”

The bartender again asks, “So what happened?”

The customer answers, “She beat me with a sack of quarters!”

[toddlintown]

I’m no Rudy supporter but this is a non-issue.

A lot of husbands outside of politics who can afford to do so-—and save taxes AND keep the wife happy-—find ways of putting their wife on the payroll.

[George W. Bush]

Look how sluttish she is in displaying herself like that. Nancy Reagan and the Bush First Ladies, even Hitlery, never displayed themselves like that.

It's disgusting. Why doesn't Rudi tell his current slut she needs to be more modest?

Why do I get the feeling that she's inches away from signing a deal to pose for a Hustler centerfold?

[Liz]

Hey, the guy enjoys pain.........look at his campaign. LOL.

[mkjessup]

Judy just becomes more and more brilliant each day. It must be the water in Hazleton that helped.

Either water or silicone. ;)

[George W. Bush]

BACKSTORY 'CHEMICAL JUDI' A BOOST TO RUDY

They're such complete hicks. Urban hillbillies, indeed.

One hopes there's a Miss Hathaway that these Manhattan Hillbillies can turn to for real information.

[George W. Bush]

Those eyes are scaring me.

She does have that sow-eyes thing.

[Liz]

Why do I get the feeling that Judy's inches away from signing a deal to pose for a Hustler centerfold?

I think she's done that, already.

[the anti-mahdi]

Rudy is destroying the GOP. Liz is just a goldigger—and for what he is paying I doubt Rudy knows the value of a dollar.

[Liz]

They're such complete hicks........Urban hillbillies.....

Nice take---perfect description.