Bill (Clinton) and Belinda’s excellent adventure (Another Girlfriend Alert)

The First Post ^ | May 20, 2007 | Eric Reguly

[Zakeet]

As potential girlfriends go, Belinda Stronach would rank as a true catch. She is single, youngish (she just turned 40), attractive, wealthy, impeccably well-connected and politically ambitious - glamorous in every respect. Two years ago, Time magazine listed her as one of the 100 most powerful people on the planet. The tabloids cut to the chase: they called her the "blonde bombshell" or "Bubba's blonde."

Bubba, of course, is Bill Clinton. He has been photographed with Stronach (right) several times. The sightings seem to be getting more frequent, leading to press speculation that their relationship has moved beyond official "friendship" - the description used by Stronach's PR people - to true romance. Poor Hillary Clinton. In the run-up to her presidential campaign, the last thing the New York senator needs is lurid stories about her skirt-chasing husband.

Two years ago, the woman Canadians refer to as "Belinda" quit both her job as CEO of the C$10 billion Magna International auto parts empire (created by her father, Frank Stronach) and her then husband - Norwegian speed-skating champion Johann Koss - for politics.

[Zakeet]

BUBBA'S NEW CANADIAN SQUEEZE

An acquaintance of Belinda's says: "Bill was always more interested in her money than her breasts." Still, you can't help but wonder if his ultimate fantasy revolved around Hillary in the White House and Belinda running Canada: Which G8 leader should I visit this weekend?

Will the aides be able to control the bimbo eruptions during the next election? Will Bubba swap the smartest woman who ever lived for a much younger, better dressed and well healed trophy? Will Belinda burst Bubba's bypass? Will Bubba take the cash or the power? How many more lampshades and ashtrays can Bubba's thick head stand?

Stay tuned for all this and more in yet another slimy soap opera brought to you by the Dope from Hope. Same Rat time. Same Rat station.

[SandRat]

There is an appearance similarity between Belinda and Hillary.

[TomGuy]

Poor Hillary Clinton. In the run-up to her presidential campaign, the last thing the New York senator needs is lurid stories about her skirt-chasing husband.

Are they kidding? That is her ace in the hole. If her campaign gets in real deep touble, she can play the Victim card and tell how she stood by her man. That should shore up the Oprah and Phil votes in her favor.

[peggybac]

As a woman, I can’t imagine touching that disgusting man. I just don’t get it. What’s the male definition of a skank?

[Uncle Hal]

Bill will have to stop dating if Hillary gets the nomination.

[varina davis]

Her profile looks like an older Paris Hilton.

[cubreporter]

There is??????????????????? I must be blind then cause I sure can’t see it.

[Joe Boucher]

A rattlesnake would be better to have sex with then Mrs. Clinton.
Probably a lot more receptive and warm too.

[operation clinton cleanup]

Bill better watch his step... wouldn't want a jealous hockey player stalking him!

[Brad's Gramma]

There is an appearance similarity between Belinda and Hillary.

That's the first thing I thought, too, when I saw the pics...!! Ya mean, deep down inside, Bill loves Hill???

[Salvation]

Keep going, Bill. You will prevent Hillary from being elected.

In other words, we don’t want this happening in the WhiteHouse again! Notice I said “again!”

[Bigg Red]

What in heaven’s name does any woman see in that disgusting sack of...well,..billclinton. As a woman, I can say that the only thing physically attractive about him is his hair. Even if he was good-looking, I cannot imagine anyone being taken in by his phoniness. The thought of being even in the same room with that pig make me shudder.

[Ditter]

I was thinking she looked more that that Canadian singer who is so stuck on herself (having a senior moment here can’t remember her name(.

[Tenniel2]

Skunk?

[WVNan]

I think you have finally put your finger on what it is about Bubba that makes me cringe with embarrassment for him. He is the male version of Anna Nicole Smith.

[SirJohnBarleycorn]

Poor Hillary Clinton. In the run-up to her presidential campaign, the last thing the New York senator needs is lurid stories about her skirt-chasing husband.

Not true. In fact, these stories are probably being pushed by Hillary boosters.

For liberals, there is not a more exalted status than being a victim. They would like desperately to have Hillary claim victim status, particularly in her role as woman and wife. She as a woman is going to have to somehow be seen as a comparable level of victim to Obama as a black man. Her hope is that married women can relate to the fear of a cheating husband and have sympathy for her and will support her for emotional reasons.

Bill's cheatin' ways never brought down her standing in public opinion, in fact they only bolstered it.

What has from time to time negatively affected her public standing was her own doings, the corrupt $100,000 commodities trades, the Castle Grande shenanigans, her radical leftwing youth, her attempt as unelected First Lady to nationalize the health care industry, and her imperial personality ("do not make eye contact with her in the halls"), among other things.

[llevrok]

LMAO (from the article)

Clinton didn't count: who among the often-dowdy women in his life has not been romantically linked to the man whose carnal appetites are surpassed only by his love for a good jelly doughnut?

Anyway, when the arch-conservative American commentator Ann Coulter revealed that Monica Lewinsky had compared Clinton's member to a "thumb", Bill's sexual mystery collapsed.

[SandRat]

That’s so that he can say when he’s seeing an image of Hillary

[Publius]

The male equivalent of a skank is a rake, which is short for rakehell. (We’re talking 17th Century English, folks.)

[the invisib1e hand]

holy smokes. she looks like hillary on a good day 15 years (and two terms as first lady) ago.

[the invisib1e hand]

As a woman, I can’t imagine touching that disgusting man. I just don’t get it. What’s the male definition of a skank?

Bill.

I had sushi one night with a really dug-in, Jewish New York real estate agent, who was a dear.

She told me that, having seen him "out" in NYC on many occasions, knowing where and with whom he "hung," she wouldn't trust him and found him repuslive.

[Farmer Dean]

I wonder how much she likes cigars?

[mewzilla]

As a woman, I can’t imagine touching that disgusting man. I just don’t get it.

It's called sleeping your way to the top.

Not very feminist of her, is it?

[EDINVA]

Agree with both .. she DOES look like HRC on one of her better days many moons ago. This situation has been going on for years with Bubba and Belinda. Maybe a first for him: a woman who’s half-way attractive, rich and powerful all wrapped up in one

[dk/coro]

“holy smoke. she looks like hillary...”
Suggest you clean your glasses, mate.

Not even on a good day!

Besides, Hitlary can be clearly identified by the hair on her legs and underarms. Just ask Janet Reno!

[freekitty]

Yes, but who wants woman who stood by her man that done her wrong and she knows it. Besides, she has stood by her man way too many times.

[kalee]

What’s the male definition of a skank? My dictionary has a picture of Bill Clinton.

[sgtbono2002]

She is single, youngish (she just turned 40), attractive, wealthy, impeccably well-connected and politically ambitious - glamorous in every respect—takes a great cigar and gives good Monica’s.

[NCLaw441]

Sealion Dion?

[ClaireSolt]

Glamorous in every respect, if you like the megalomaniacs. I have never seen one up close I would want to know. They are creeps. Didn't Belinda stiff her party and jump ship to get ahead?

[mtbopfuyn]

Ack, she’s been around a while. Is BJ not having sex with this woman either?

[MAD-AS-HELL]

We already know those who befriend bill clinton can’t be trusted. She might be pretty, but I wouldn’t vote for her knowing that she’s blowing Bill.

[taildragger]

Two years ago, the woman Canadians refer to as "Belinda" quit both her job as CEO of the C$10 billion Magna International auto parts empire (created by her father, Frank Stronach) and her then husband - Norwegian speed-skating champion Johann Koss - for politics.

Boy did we dodge a big one here...

Magna Corp was in the running to buy Chrysler and lost.

Things are bad enough here in Michigan, can you imagine if he hooks up with her and Slick got his hands on an Auto Company?

Would that have meant astro-turf in the back of all Ram Pickups?

[nonliberal]

Bubba’s new humidor.

[nyyankeefan]

holy smokes. she looks like hillary on a good day 15 years (and two terms as first lady) ago.

invisib1e hand you had better get to the eye doctor...but pronto!!!!!

the only thing that woman...stronach...has in common with the piaps is both have hair color out of a peroxide bottle!!!!

and bj had better watch out....the piaps might want stronach for herself!!!!

isn’t that the political joke....the only person to have had more girlfriends than bill is hillary!!!

[nyyankeefan]

holy smokes. she looks like hillary on a good day 15 years (and two terms as first lady) ago.

invisib1e hand you had better get to the eye doctor...but pronto!!!!!

the only thing that woman...stronach...has in common with the piaps is both have hair color out of a peroxide bottle!!!!

and bj had better watch out....the piaps might want stronach for herself!!!!

isn’t that the political joke....the only person to have had more girlfriends than bill is hillary!!!

[Senormechanico]

Sealion Dion?

It’s Celine, but that’s who I thought of as well.

[pigsmith]

What in heaven’s name does any woman see in that disgusting sack of...well,..billclinton. As a woman, I can say that the only thing physically attractive about him is his hair. Even if he was good-looking, I cannot imagine anyone being taken in by his phoniness. The thought of being even in the same room with that pig make me shudder.

... I agree with everything you said here, except the bit about his hair. Even the hair on His Phoniness didn't stay the same color two pictures in a row, all eight years in office.

I find him both him and his little cookie-baking missus coldly disgusting.

[Ditter]

LOL Yes that’s the one.

[Bringbackthedraft]

Oh No, Hillary is going to be a Victim again? All this at election time too? Poor Hillary I feel so sorry for her, we’ll all have to vote for her now. That will cheer her up.

[Flora McDonald]

He is the male version of Anna Nicole Smith.
LOL! You nailed it for sure! Oh my, still laughing.

[Contra]

She looks kinda like that French socialist woman, Royal, only blonde.

[pieceofthepuzzle]

“As a woman, I can’t imagine touching that disgusting man. I just don’t get it. “

I recently saw a group of young pretty college women walking along singing the disgusting lyrics of some ridiculous hip hop song. There are lots of things, like what you point out, that are difficult to understand. Why is an incredibly obese and profane ‘rapper’ considered a hot commodity by some women (girls)? Why do people write romantic letters to convicted felons? My guess is that, in part, some women are attracted to Bill Clinton because he’s a celebrity. Period.

[NCLaw441]

For the record, I know it is Celine. I put Sealion as a joke, or joque, if you prefer. I should have said so, but I thought people would have known.

[honolulugal]

[Yaelle]

"Arp! But my nose is so much smaller!"

[Dr. Scarpetta]

Belinda Stronach & Bill Clinton...

[Inspectorette]

Bubba needs a Manssiere!

[the invisib1e hand]

tough to be a yankees fan these days.

[angcat]

tough to be a yankees fan these days.

It sucks actually!

Maybe there is a reason why I find my self tearing up while watching Yaneeography especially the 77-78 team. This team to me is not a good one at all to me it is just a bunch of puzzle pieces that do not fit together.